I Didn’t Expect To Have A Literal Music Battle In Multiverse Of Madness To Be Checked Off On My 2022

this move gave me major *german male over 40* vibes

like,,, that just gave me flashbacks to every Schützenfest I’ve ever been to

Jenny: You were supposed to keep Mister Harrow under surveillance, not chase him into a coronary!

McGee: Director, once he made us, we had to take him into custody, didn't we?

Ziva: No, the Director's right. We could of let Haro escape. If he sold ARES, we could of caught "Black Rose" or "La Grenouille" selling it to Iran!

Jenny: Don't be cute, Officer David! I'm saying there had to be a better way! Right Tony? [Jenny glares at Tony for some support]

Tony: Uh, that's right Director. They could've -

Gibbs: - Shot him.

Tony: That's right, they could have shot him.

Gibbs: Of course, in high octane situation, Ziva reverts to her Mossad training and probably would've put a round through his heart.

Ziva: Three rounds...

Gibbs: And McGee, not to be outdone, would've -

McGee: - Added three more rounds.

Jenny: Gibbs...

Gibbs: See, there you go. Six rounds, same result. One dead Mister Harrow.

[Ducky walks over to the group]

Ducky: I signed for the body. Cause of death was most likely a - [noticing Jenny glaring at Gibbs] Am I interrupting?

Jenny: Not at all, Doctor. We were just discussing the various ways NCIS could have killed Mister Harrow besides chasing him to death!

Ducky: I am interrupting... [Turns around and starts to walk away]

Jenny: Doctor! [Ducky turns back] Death was most likely caused by?

Ducky: Myocardial Infarction. It was probably brought on by a combination of a high fat Western diet, little exercise, and the mistaken belief he could run up all those stairs. Rigorous for most - rigor mortis for him.

Jenny: Anything else?

Ducky: Well, not until I do the - [Jenny glares at Gibbs and then hurries off] - autopsy.

Angela Montenegro, Abigail Sciuto, and Penelope Garcia would get along so well and they would be an absolutely UNSTOPPABLE gang.

Tony, absentmindedly singing as he works because he’s on his fifteenth cup of coffee and -12th hour of sleep: Mama... just killed a man

Stephen, mumbling along from where he’s hovering above the sofa upside down reading a book: Put a gun against his head pulled my trigger now he’s dead

Peter, from the ceiling: Mama... life had just begun but now I’ve gone and thrown it all away

Harley, dropping to his knees and dramatically screaming: M A M A-

Everyone mumbling halfheartedly: OooOOooh-

Harley: DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY IF IM NOT BACK AGIAN THIS TIME TOMORROW

Peter, as he stares into the void: Carry on carry on

Everyone, muttering: As if nothing really matters

Rhodey, who just walked in the room: What the fresh f u c k

Beware

✨the soul gazing experience✨

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

WHAT HAPPENED TO FLEAMONT AND EUPHEMIA POTTER?!

they died of dragon pox sometime after james and lily got married, but before harry was born, so between 1978 - 1980.

So here’s what I’m thinking.

Good Omens was about Crowley being charged with delivering the Antichrist to earth and overseeing his upbringing.

The sequel, then, would’ve been about Aziraphale being charged with bringing about the Second Coming. A nice parallel to the first book.

But in order to get there, we would need a reason as to why it was Aziraphale, not Gabriel, who was charged with that. Traditionally it would’ve been Gabriel, right?

So Gabriel had to go away somehow, and Aziraphale had to become Supreme Archangel after rejecting and being rejected by Heaven. Hence, season 2, connecting the two stories.

And I love how Season 2 did this.

(and I have a lot of thoughts, so putting the rest of this long post beneath the cut)

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You just mADe me FCKinG CRY

Are you hAPpy ?!

okay but if tony starts having nightmares of peter turning to dust in his arms i will join all the popcorn on the floor in the theatre 

The Fifth Roommate: Frank Longbottom

Who didn’t ask questions when the Marauders disappeared once a month

Who helped do Remus’ homework when he was in the hospital wing

Who took notes for all the boys when they were recovering

Who had a chocolate stash that rivals Remus’ but also had a stash of all the boys favourite sweets

Who comforted Sirius when he was coming to terms that he liked his best friend (Remus Lupin)

Who helped Peter in Potions

Who always blushed when the fairy like Alice spoke to him

Who tripped over his own feet when Alice asked him out

Who tried to tell James why Lily didn’t say yes when he asked her out

Who got roped into ‘Get James Potter and Lily Evans Together (This Time It Will Work) Mission 120, This Year’

Who also helped in every other ‘GJPaLET(TTIWW)’ mission until James and Lily finally got together

Who spent the Christmas Holidays with the Marauders

Who became one of the top Aurors of his time

Who proposed to Alice the night they became official Aurors

Who battled The Lestranges three times and won

Who burped in the middle of his vows

Who tripped over his own feet and landed in the wedding cake

Who had his four roommates as his groomsmen plus Marlene as his best man (best woman)

Who was James Potters fourth groomsman

Who danced on the table with all of the Marauders

Who broke the table at Lily and James’ wedding

Who fainted when Alice told him she was pregnant

Who fought death eaters so his child could live in peace

Who never believed Remus or Sirius was a spy

Who cried when he held his son for the first time

Who made Peter Pettigrew and Marlene the godparents to his child

Who stood beside James as the faced Voldemort and won. Three times

Who held his wife as she cried for her son that could be apart of The Prophecy

Who muffled his own tears as he told her everything would be ok

Who fell to his knees when he heard about Marlene

Who wrote his will the night he learned of her murder

Who hugged each of his roommates before he and his family went into hiding

Who made peter Pettigrew their secret keeper first

Who saw the death eaters coming and told Alice to take Neville to his mothers and never look back

Who’s wife refused to leave him, hiding Neville in the house and casting a patrons to send for help

Who took on the Lestrange’s for the finale time and lost

Who never told the Lestranges anything

Who lost his mind

Who couldn’t recognise his own mother or child

Who knows the woman who stays in the same room as him means something to him

Who watches as a man with a scarred face comes at least once a month with the sweets he likes

Who watches the scarred man cry every time he visits

Who watches as the woman gives the boy a sweetie wrapper every time he visits

Who watches as a group of teens look at them in horror, seeing that there is a fate worse than death

Who for the first time since he entered this room smiled when the boy, now a man held a baby in his arms and introduced him as Frank, or as they like to call him, Frankie.

Frank Longbottom was the fifth roommate

He wasn’t a Marauders but he was as good as one

{Credit to @alwaysthesleepingwillow }

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