Thor Ragnarok Fight Scene But Holding Out For A Hero Is Playing

• that one inspiring female character you love from any book/movie/show

people i make myself look good for:

myself

gay women

my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room

“Have a biscuit, Potter” (sooo badass) but also Hufflepuff

nice costume choice: one of mcgonagall’s more iconic outfits in the movies was green

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

Phil Coulson is turning over in his grave right now

oh my god kids you can’t just ask your dad why he’s white

Damn accurate

So… Sam Wilson. Let’s discuss. I present these facts to the table:

Good

Deserves the world

Definitely deserves more respect

Excellent

Thoughts?

Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the universe...

Born just in time to experience whatever the literal FUCK is going on right now.

Jenny: You were supposed to keep Mister Harrow under surveillance, not chase him into a coronary!

McGee: Director, once he made us, we had to take him into custody, didn't we?

Ziva: No, the Director's right. We could of let Haro escape. If he sold ARES, we could of caught "Black Rose" or "La Grenouille" selling it to Iran!

Jenny: Don't be cute, Officer David! I'm saying there had to be a better way! Right Tony? [Jenny glares at Tony for some support]

Tony: Uh, that's right Director. They could've -

Gibbs: - Shot him.

Tony: That's right, they could have shot him.

Gibbs: Of course, in high octane situation, Ziva reverts to her Mossad training and probably would've put a round through his heart.

Ziva: Three rounds...

Gibbs: And McGee, not to be outdone, would've -

McGee: - Added three more rounds.

Jenny: Gibbs...

Gibbs: See, there you go. Six rounds, same result. One dead Mister Harrow.

[Ducky walks over to the group]

Ducky: I signed for the body. Cause of death was most likely a - [noticing Jenny glaring at Gibbs] Am I interrupting?

Jenny: Not at all, Doctor. We were just discussing the various ways NCIS could have killed Mister Harrow besides chasing him to death!

Ducky: I am interrupting... [Turns around and starts to walk away]

Jenny: Doctor! [Ducky turns back] Death was most likely caused by?

Ducky: Myocardial Infarction. It was probably brought on by a combination of a high fat Western diet, little exercise, and the mistaken belief he could run up all those stairs. Rigorous for most - rigor mortis for him.

Jenny: Anything else?

Ducky: Well, not until I do the - [Jenny glares at Gibbs and then hurries off] - autopsy.

Tony, absentmindedly singing as he works because he’s on his fifteenth cup of coffee and -12th hour of sleep: Mama... just killed a man

Stephen, mumbling along from where he’s hovering above the sofa upside down reading a book: Put a gun against his head pulled my trigger now he’s dead

Peter, from the ceiling: Mama... life had just begun but now I’ve gone and thrown it all away

Harley, dropping to his knees and dramatically screaming: M A M A-

Everyone mumbling halfheartedly: OooOOooh-

Harley: DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY IF IM NOT BACK AGIAN THIS TIME TOMORROW

Peter, as he stares into the void: Carry on carry on

Everyone, muttering: As if nothing really matters

Rhodey, who just walked in the room: What the fresh f u c k

Have you created a *definitely not self-insert* oc for every story you've ever fixated on or are you stable

*Tagging this with everything I've ever done one for (judge me softly) *