no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier
all the Hogwarts professors joining together to absolutely roast Lockhart rb if you agree
all these stories about how the modern day dionysian ritual is going out and murdering someone in the woods…the true modern day dionysian ritual is drunkenly going to taco bell at 3 am and i dare anyone to tell me otherwise
I think the ad is about that time she’s locked in the Raft (Civil War) and can’t use her magic.
The character’s in an island = Raft is in the middle of the ocean
He can’t open the snack named “Yo Magic” = Wanda’s got those cuffs that restrain her magic.
So, basically, the ad’s about this:
Why did it look like Agatha fucking fed the twins to senior scratchy ???!!!
istg if they don’t turn out fine by the end of this series I’ll slap some one
today is the only day you can reblog this ever
they died of dragon pox sometime after james and lily got married, but before harry was born, so between 1978 - 1980.
Upon learning of the chaotic vodka family, the rest of the Avengers would full heartedly believe that Natasha houses the one brain cell. How could she not? She’s Natasha.
To the surprise of all, Melina is the one who houses the brain cell in this family of chaos.
oh my god kids you can’t just ask your dad why he’s white
Why didn’t I know this five years ago
We’ve got quite a team now. Let’s GO!
(P.S. I have 0 idea of the validity of these. I’ve simply gathered the ones floating around. I’m going to pretend they’re all real.)