My second request: platonic medic x reader, medic showing reader how he does various operations on the injured mercs. Perhaps it ends with medic giving the reader a strange gift, like a box of fingers or a jar of molars lol... i also would rlly appreciate art for this!!
Unusual Medical care
>TF2 Medic x reader [platonic]
>slight gore and depictions of blood
You quickly ate breakfast and put on your uniform. You run out of your room, sprinting down the corridor. You walked past Engineer as he was pushing small cart with junk and metal scrap loaded on it.
"Howdy there partner! Where ya hoppin' so happly like a bunny in sunny day?" He asked, noticing your good mood.
"Hello Engi! Today is the day Medic will finally teach me his medical methods! He never had time, so I'm glad he managed to find at least one day for me.”
"Well, I'm glad you're excited. Good luck out there!"
You said your goodbyes to Engineer, and continued to walk down the hall. Soon you were standing in front of two large doors with a sign above them: Medic's Laboratory. You nervously fixed your tie and opened the door. You walked in and immediately noticed a lot of birds sitting nearby. They looked at you with slight curiosity as one of them sat on table next to you. Medic wasn't around, so you decided to wait for him. You saw bone saws lying on his desk, lots of unfinished papers, a bowl of bird seeds and eyeballs, niddles, and picture of him and Heavy. You noticed a chair and decided to sit down on it, but as you sat down you heard a noise coming from behind the small door where the Medic came out carrying a fresh pair of lungs.
"Ah! Zere you are!" he smiled when he noticed you.
"Hello!" You answered politely.
"Can you give me zhat blue box please?" You quickly handed him the blue box, placing the lungs he was holding inside.
"Thank you mein freund. So! You're here to learn how to effectively heal your teammates! The path you have choosen is difficult and unpredictable, so don't expect me to go easy on you" you nodded on his words.
"I will do my best!"
"Great! So! Let's start then shall we? What do you want to learn?"
You thought for a second before giving him an answer.
"Everything I need to know really. From simple healing to changing a kidney!"
At these words, Medic clapped his hands happily and started teaching you the basics. You learned quite quickly and listened to his words. While learning, you also meet all of his birds and develop a strong bond with Archimedes. You two were talking about use of ostrich lungs before loud call for...
"MEDICCC!!!"
It was Demoman. He rushed into the room, Scout in his arms.
"Doc ya gotta help! Ay think he's dying"
"What? Nooooo I'm fineee Demo. You can put me downnnn"
Medic hold Scout's face before turning his head to Demo.
"This doesn't look like ordinary poisoning. What happpend?" Demo put Scout on operating table, and you helped him lay down in comfortable position.
"Well Ya see doc, Scout was braggin' about how he can withstand drinkin' his BONK and all, so aye challenged him to drink all of the variants he's got at once. I said he is stupid, but he didn't listen, this is when i told him it was just ay joke, but he was too stubborn. Ay was tellin' he was bloddy crazy and that he shouldn't do it"
"And?"
"And that idiot actually did it."
Medic sighed while you were trying to put Scout's head down, and that wasn't easy since he was in the mood to talk.
"Ohhh yeaaaaaa i diddd itttt. And i wonnnn! Haaaahhaa and you didn't belive ME!"
"Alright, thank you Demo, we will take care of this"
When Demoman walked out, you looked at Medic a bit shocked.
"Did you said 'we' ?"
"Yes. Still, learning is better with practice, ja? Put your gloves and mask on"
You prepared yourself, putting your gloves and mask on, reeady to learn.
"Ha! You two look hilarious!" Scout giggled while he was holding your hand
"You haaaveeee red handssss"
"Scout let go of their hand, they'll need it to examine you" When Scout finally let your hand go Medic gave you small niddle.
"Alright, now we have to sting him at least three times, to get rid of poison from his vains. So, on three, you poke him in the left arm and I do the same in the right. Ready? Eins... zwei... drei!"
Both of you stung Scout with niddles. Scout started to move and speak faster which each sentence.
"Heywhatisgoingon?"
"Alright, second sting. Eins, zwei...drei!"
You sting him again, but this time Scout started to shake and scream wildly.
"Quickly! One more time! Eins- or forget it! Now!"
You both stung him one last time. As you took out the niddle, Scout fell onto the table. You tried so hard not to laugh at Scout's funny face expression. Soon Medic poked him in the cheek.
"Is he...dead?" You asked.
"No (unfortunately). He just needs to wake up"
You both stared at Scout for some time.
...
...
...
"Or maybe he is dead"
On those words Scout suddenly woke up, taking a deep breath, before looking around.
"What?! Where I'm!?" Scout asked.
"Ah! Zere you are! Took you long enough"
"Oh! Right. Hey there" Scout winked at you and you winked back at him.
"It's so great you are here Scout! You know, my new student needs someone to train on and you are the perfect candidate!"
"What? Nu-uh, I won't fall for it like the last time doc! And no amount of threats will change my mind"
You exchanged glances with Medic, before you spoke to Scout.
"Um Scout, you don't really have a choice-" you started while trying to keep eye contact with him.
"What do you mean?" He asked.
You pointed to his stomach. There was a hole in there.
"Looks like when you combined all the BONK it kinda...mixed and burned through your organs"
Scout's squeezed the edge of the table as his eye twiched.
"But of course we won't make you stay here. No no, we understand if you don't want us to help you" Medic spoke in his sarcastic tone while holding evil grin on his face.
"MEDICCCCCCCC!!!!" Scout shouted on top of his lungs. Medic laughed at his reaction and tuned on his medigun that was hanging above the table.
"Now, get ready mein freund, we have a lot of work to do"
You both stared at your work. You began to remove the burnt organs and remains of BONK from his insides while the Medic put new organs inside. You were a little nervous because Scout was a bit critical of your work.
"Ya sure you're doin' it right? Hey watch it! I need that kidney you know!"
You started to feel more annoyed and unmotivated by him, causing you to make unintentional mistakes. Archimedes noticed this as he sat on your shoulder and stared, rubbing his head against your chin. Medic noticed it too, so he tried to comfort you.
"If you want I can knock him out and then we can start more accurate examination. I can teach you how to change his brain nerve sensation to make him run backwards!"
You giggled at this joke, Medic smiled at you and then at Scout.
"Wha- o-oh thank you but no. I'll just let you continue your work!”
After two hours Scout was fully healed and ready to go.
"Ay thanks doc. And thank you too"
You took off your mask and smiled at Scout.
"No problem just don't try anything like that again"
"I won't promiseeee!" On those words Scout sprinted out of the room. You took your gloves off.
"Ah another successful procedure. You made some mistakes, don't forget that, but maybe if we'll try again let's say, next week, then maybe we can correct them"
"Thank you Doc. I had a lot of fun today"
"Good to know. Ah! What a fool I'm! I didn't give you my gift!"
Medic went to his cabinet and took out a jar with a heart. He gave it to you with a big smile on his face. A little worried, you nodded, accepting the gift.
"Wow. Um, thank you. Who's heart is that?"
"It's a heart of the crocodile. It's special just like you! So keep it, you'll never know when you might need one!"
"Thank you!"
"Next time I'll give you human fingers! It's my doves favorite things to snack on. Speaking of... Have you seen Archimedes?"
You shook you head, but this is when you heard loud scream from Scout.
"MEDICCC!"
Well, looks like it's time for another operation.
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Hello there, this totally isn't the mod of heavyweponguy. But if it's not too much trouble, could you do a heavymedic?
Also, I love your writing
[Thank you for this request stranger that can be @heavyweponguy Hope you enjoy this story!💀✨️]]
Red duo
◇ TF2 Heavy [x]and Medic [Come on. You know what]
◇ some blood and slight gore description
◇ includs Archimedes❗️
"And zhis is how I lost my medical licence!" Medic laughed after ending his repetitive story he was always proud to say.
Heavy laughed as always. Even if he heard Medic's story of how he stole a patients skeleton. He heard it many times, and yet every time, it was entertaining and fun to listen to. Today, Heavy was helping Medic in his workshop, bringing boxes with new animal organs, like zebras lungs or horses hearts. Finally, he picked up a long package, ready to put it into the freezer, but Medic stopped him.
"Ah! Not zhis one. Can you put it on my operation table?"
Without a word, Heavy put a light, wierd, shaped bag on the table, noticing excitement on the doctor's face. When he was opening a package, he looked like a small boy opening his present from Santa on Christmas. But when Medoc revealed what was inside, Heavy's face was in a state of small shock. Inside the bad was the whole body, but it was missing a head.
"Doctor, what is this?" Heavy asked.
"Vell, do you remember zhat team ve vere fightin' with? Vhat was zheir name? Classic, I think. I don't remember really" Medic answered while looking back at his reflection in bonesaw.
"I see. And who body is this?"
"It's Greg's! I couldn't just leave it like zhat! I put my most valuable organs in him after all. It would be a shame to let them go to vaste. Besides, I vas lucky. His body vas parciatly burned to crips!"
Heavy didn't answer to that. Meanwhile, Medic stabbed his bonesaw in TFC Scout's chest, ready to find his missing parts.
"So why is Heavy here?" Heavy asked. On those words, Medic turned around to him as if he had just asked the obvious question.
"To entertain me, of course. I got used to operating on patients who are vel, awake, and vorking in complete silence is boring for me. I vanted to ask Engineer to assist me but he said he didn't have time so that's why I asked you. Here, hold this"
Medic gave Heavy his bonesaw.
"So....what exactly doctor wants to 'regain' back from him?"
"I thought you'll never ask!" Medic's face brightened visibly when he heard the question, as if he was waiting for it to be asked.
"Beside my three baboon uteruses, one kidney, twelve centimetres of cow's intestine. I also put small brain in his left leg. Unfortunately, it was burned, so I can't really bring it back to life again"
"And why is he missing his head? Was there no brain inside too? I wouldn't be surprised"
Medic giggled at Heavy's joke before continuing his work.
"Oh no. His brain simply melted like butter while Pyro was burning him. I tried to make something out of it, but unfortunately, nothing vorked. What a shame- Archimedes no! Give it back!" Medic scouted at his dove, who took peace of liver and flew on lamp, holding it in its beak. Heavy manage to get it back, reaching Archimedes and snatching organ back with his strength.
"Danke! Birds, am I right?" chukle escaped his lips before continuing the operation.
Some time passed, five hours to be precise. Medic was determined to get every last organ he saw in his victims chest, as Heavy was by his side, helping slightly from time to time. Finally, Medic sat down on chair exhausted. Seeing this, Heavy sat down next to him.
"Doctor needs to lay down in his bed"
Medic ignored these words, laying his head over Heavy's shoulder, smirking.
"Nein. I want to stay like zhis" he said, slowly closing his eyes.
"Doctor..."
But it was too late. Medic fell asleep (or probably just acted like he was) in seconds. He was in his comfortable position, laying his head over Heavy's shoulder, refusing to move even an inch. Heavy sighed before closing his eyes, too, knowing that waking his doctor was pointless, so he decided to rest too.
Both of them stayed like that for a while, but later, Heavy woke up again. He looked at the clock, realising how late it is, yet he couldn't just let himself and Medic sleep on chairs. So, Heavy stood up and picked up Medic, and walked to their shared room.
Finally, he arrived at the big room, laying Medic on bed, and Heavy himself layed down next to him. Why? Medic is known to sleepwalk, so Heavy to prevent this sleeps with him, holding him down. Last time he wasn't, Scout screamed because he was standing above his bed with the übersaw and wide crazy smile. Heavy glanced at the doctor's face before closing his eyes, this time falling asleep quickly. Both of them hold each other close, enjoying this comfortable time together...
[The end! Hope you like it! Tell me in comments what do you think!💀🌌]
Hi. I want to make a suggestion: Their s/o goes completely missing. How does the mercs react?
If not all mercs, van I suggest Sniper, Soldier and Engineer?
TF2 Mercs reacting to s/o going missing - [platonic, romantic]
Mercenaries: (Sorry I didn't do all of them): Scout, Solider, Sniper, Spy and Engineer
Scout:
> Scout is the first one to notice your absence. He walks around the base looking for his bud but when unsuccessful his first thought will be "Ah, they probably went on a mission or something" and goes back to continue his activities
> When some time passes Scout starts to worry. Sure he could understand that some contracts are hard to finish but everyone were always back before day ends. And you are still not back.
> He can't stand it and decides to look around the base trying to find you. Unsuccessful after his research Scout is getting more worried
> I imagine him runing around from room to room, asking some guys about you only to hear that you still aren't back. Oh boy where are you?
> His reaction that you are missing next day fills him with worry. Why? How?! Where are they?! Why did they disappeared??
> First one to volunteer to look for you
> If you are his partner or if you have crush on each other be ready to be swarm with hugs and worried fast talk after this
> After you are found his first reaction is to put his arms around your shoulders and ask milion questions. Where were you, etc. Now he won't leave you for a whole week. "What? Noooo I wasn't worried about you, but don't disappear like that!" won't admit it but he missed you. A lot.
Solider:
> He won't see your absence at first, it will take some time for him to realize there was supposed to be 10 and not 9 people around
> He will shrug it off thinking you are just away
> He is going to find out you are missing only when someone points out your absence to him in person
> "SHALL KNOW NO FEAR MAGGOT!! MISSING WILL BE FOUND!!" He screams out loud, while running to the next room to look for you
> Alright.... it's been some time now. Where are you?... He is going to miss you buddy. He cares for his team, and is actually worried.
> When you are found he will lecture you how to not get kidnapped or lost again. That especially applies if you are his partner (you won't escape crushing night cuddles)
> Give him love, he missed you a lot, even if he doesn't show it
Sniper:
> He notices your absence after a while. Does it make him worry about you? Nope. He is going to come back to him van or practice his sniping skills not thinking about your disappearance too much. You all have a lot of work to do after all
> Hours will pass before he finnaly decides to look for you. Just to see where you are so he wouldn't have to think about it anymore
> When checking your most visited spots don't bring him any luck he'll ask some of teammembers about you.
> When it brings no luck he decides to look for you on his own. Come on.... where are you mate.
> After you are back safe and sound expect him to be not far away from you for.... three or more days, watching you from far away. Just to be sure you won't disappear without a word.
>If you are in relationship with him, he won't show any signs of beeing worried, but privately he'll give you a hug, or hold your hands close to his face
> He missed you... and he is glad you are back
Spy:
> He know you are missing before anyone does.
> He know his teammates well, from their activities to schedules and habits. He is a Spy after all, his job is to mimic people.
>When you are not doing something that according to his observation, you were supposed to do, he is going to look for you (invisible of course)
> Strange.... you are not here... not in your favourite spot... not around your favourite people. This.... is bad news.
> He lets everyone know you are missing, and is the first to volunteer to look for you
> Back at the base he isn't going to stick around you very long. Just long enough to know you are well. He is kind enough to make you a drink
> When you are that one special person close to him, know he is going to take you to his room to give you best treatment you have ever received in your entire life. He will ask questions, how, who, what, why's and all that. Be patient with him, he wants to know details.
> Kisses on cheeks and hands, to let you know he missed you
Engineer:
> He is a busy man, but he is observant one too and is going to notice you aren't around.
> Will ask around first instead of looking for you by himself. When answer won't satisfy him, this is when he'll look for you.
> Is the first one to rase the alarm to let everyone know you are missing
> Come on.... where are you?? It isn't like you to just be gone for so long...
> He is the one to find you and bring you back safely. Is the one to give you check up alongside Medic
> Expect him to ask you a lot of questions, just to be sure you are feeling alright. Will not leave your side for a while and is going to check on you from time to time bringing cookies or something to drink, like water or tea
> "Darlin' stay with me will Ya? Just... want to be with you" He is sweet one, wanting best for his partner, in the romantic way too. He doesn't want you to be missing again when he is being distracted with his work. Hold his hand and kiss him! He wants to be sure you are save dear...
Oh hey, I missed one.
Tell me, what cake do you like? If you don’t like cake then what pastry do you like? If you don’t like pastries then uh tell me your fav food pls pls
Hey there anon!
I do like cake! I love chocolate cake :]
But also cakes my mum makes, they are simple cakes with a lot of fruits like rasperys!
I also like good old homemade apple pie🍎
Mind and body.
◇ warning: mentions of decapitation, blood and trauma.
◇ TF2 BLU Spy mini-story
BLU Spy sat in his room, slowly moving his arms up and down. It's been a while since he felt them. Yesterday, Medic sewed his head back to his body. Spy was terrified of Medic during the prossigure. Even if he was wearing BLU, he still looked like a man who cut his head off, held him captive, tortured, and experimented on him! Luckily, Engineer was with him, helping and telling him he's safe now. He would finally have his body back.
He thought that maybe this would make him feel better... but ...he only felt worse. Spy couldn't walk for a couple of hours. He could only move his face. Fortunately, he finally moved his legs, soon arms. After a couple of hours, he was finally able to move, but as he stood up, he immediately fell. Medic suggested he should get a wheelchair, but Spy refused. He didn't want his teammates to see him like this. Weak. Pathetic. Engi manages to convince him that he will help him take him to his room. Both of them walked down the hall as Spy made slow steps. It felt...wierd to feel his limbs moving at his command, to know that now he can go wherever he wants. He was finally free. Engi helped Spy lay down on his bed, then he walked out, leaving him alone. Spy closed his eyes and quickly fell asleep.
Buzzing sound made him open his eyes. Suddenly he felt cold...he looked around, realising he couldn't move his limbs again. He called out for the engineer but stiped she he heard a voice. That voice... Soon, someone opened the door. This is when he realized he was back in the fridge, again as nothing more than talking head, and now he was looking at RED Medic himself. He reached his hands; covered in blood...his blood.
"Ah, you finally woke up! Were you dreaming? Now. Let's go... it's time for another experiment."
RED Medics laughed echoed around BLU Spy as he was trying to back away from his arm, that squized his neck. He tried to fight back, scream, say something, but he couldn't. He couldn't...
"NO! Stay AWAY!" Spy screamed. He was sweating, and breathing fast, panicking. It took him some time to realise he wasn't in the fridge. He wasn't in the laboratory. There was no RED Medic around. He was safe, safe in his room, in his bed. He put his shaking hand over his neck and moved his fingers over the scar. After that he couldn't sleep. He was constantly trying to stay awake, just to be sure this wasn't a dream. That if he'll wake up again, this time he will be back in that fridge for real, and this all...this all is just a bitter sweet dream...
The next day, he was finally able to walk on his own. Unfortunately, he was clumsy and bumped into various objects along the way, almost falling down the stairs. He also lost his reflex. It wasn't common for him to drop something on the floor or not catch anything thrown in his way. His teammates couldn't help but laugh when he wasn't able to finish simple tasks. Scout had the most fun, making a lot of "head" jokes. Of course, he never said them around Spy. He was a bastard but he knew where the limits were. He even helped Spy a couple of times when no one was looking, and when Spy was asking him why he was going that he always found himself an excuse.
"I'm just helpin' you because it's just pathetic to watch"
Or
"I'm bored alright?"
But others weren't so kind. BLU Demo throw things at Spy, who wasn't able to catch them as quickly as he used to. BLU Pyro didn't really understand why Spy is distant, so once she brought RED Medics dead head to him. Spy walked away from him as fast as possible, leaving Pyro confused. Solider tried to take him outside and make him do some activities, but Spy was still too weak, so he was getting tried fast, so he left unnoticed using his cloak. Sniper didn't really care if he came back or not, but he wasn't cruel to him and didn't make fun of him like Demo did.
Spy wasn't the same after that experience. His limbs felt heavy, almost annoying to use. He was getting more and more furious when he couldn't finish simple tasks like holding his knife. He tried to use it, spin it once or twice, but he cut himself each time he tried. Of course, he was healing his injuries by himself. He was still too afraid to even speak to his Medic...
He thought a lot about it. Each time he went to bed, he prayed he would wake up here and not there. Not in that fridge, not with that crazy man. He touched his neck and felt the stitches holding him together. He felt scars that even Medics' medigun couldn't heal. They stayed this way, and each time he looked in the mirror, he saw a constant reminder of the mistake that had led him to this...
[Some BLU Spy angst Idea based on post by @paranoidginger thank youfor the inspiration!💀🌌]
Okay, so me and my friend enjoy your writing, and on behalf of my friend I was suppose to ask if it was possible to do like a sniper x spy or heavy x medic. But we understand if you can't so you can just pick one of the mercs and do it x gender fluid reader.
Also, from both of us, don't overwork yourself to burn out.
[Yoo! Thank you so much for this request! I'm glad you and your friend like my writing and my art! And thank you I will take breaks! Again thank you for liking what I'm doing! It means a lot! Have a nice reading!💀💙]
Birds, Bears and blood
◇ TF2 Heavy x Medic
◇ unexpected additional merc appearance
◇ gore and blood. Like- a lot.
The day started surprisingly calm. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and as usual, Pyro was trying to set their room on fire. Heavy and Medic were sitting together in the common room. Heavy was reading his book while the Medic calmly rested his head on his lap. Ah. What a peaceful day it is. And nothing will-
...nevermind. Medic stood up, Heavy put his book away, and picked up the phone.
"Hello?-"
"Heavy! Thank god! Finally someone picked up! I was calling Spy, Pyro, Sniper- heck even Scout!None of them answered the phone. Listen, I have important job for you"
"A job huh. Continue, Heavy is listening"
"Alright. Phew- so. Tonight there is a ball organized in tribute to the death of Tom Jones by his fans. One of those fans is Blutarch's new investors. All you need to know about them is that they want to use Tom Jones' death as an advantage to manipulate their fans and believe me when I say his fans are capable of taking over the word for him, that's why the Administrator wants them gone. So? What are you saying?"
"Hm. Heavy is not sure if he can do it alone..."
"Can I make a suggestion?" Medic moved closer to the phone, with his hand on the Heavy's shoulder.
"I might have overhead the conversation anddd I'll gladly volunteer to go with the Heavy. This will be a great opportunity for me to gain new limbs on the way back!”
"Well...if Heavy has nothing against it-"
"Doctor can go."
"Alright! I will send you details soon. See you soon guys"
Heavy looked at Medic as he put the phone away.
"Getting a new limbs? Doctor could make a better excuse just to go out with me"
Medic smirked.
"Oh come on Misha, It was a good professional excuse. Besides you know I need extra set of limbs after Socut drove van with my supplies into the river"
Heavy chukled as he shook his head.
"Fine fine. Prepare yourself Doc. From what I hear this mission will be hard and ridiculous"
Two hours later, Heavy and Medic arrived at the ball. Everyone were wearing Tom Jones clothes, and so were they.
"This makes our work difficult. Miss Pauling didn't give us much of a description of BLU's investors, only thing that we know is that they will wear blue hats"
"We will find zhem, don't you worry. We know they plan to convince everyone during their big speech. We still have some time for ourselves"
"We need to remember this is still a mission..."
"Alright alright. But later you owe me a dance"
After a while, everyone gathered around the large stage. Heavy and Medic remained to the side. Four people approach him and put on blue bowler hats. This is when Medic and Heavy were ready to get behindthe stange, but someone unexpected aproched them.
"Hey there fellas! Whatcha doin' here?"
"Scout? What are you doing here?" Medic asked.
"It's a Tom Jones memorial party, how I could I not go? But you still didn't answer my question"
"We are here to shoot those four little baby man but we need to-"
"I got it!" Scout took his pistol out and with two quick shoots, he manage to shoot one of the BLU investors.
" ...-quietly." Heavy sighed as people began to panic and scream, running away.
"GUARDS!" One of the investors shouted. Soon guards in blue uniforms started to surround them.
"Uhh. Sorry fellas"
"Keep your cheep apology to yourself"
"Wait. I recognise you three! You work for RED! Lock them up!"
One of the guards approached Medic, but Heavy pushed them away with one powerful blow. Another decided to shoot the Heavy in the head, but Medic took out a bone saw and in the last second he stabbed them in the chest. That's when the radio started playing the biggest and best masterpiece Tom Jones had ever created.
"Misha, remember? You owe me a dance."
Heavy smirked and cracked his knuckles.
"Let's dance then Doc."
Soon Heavy and Medic together started to beat the hell out of people. Blood was everywhere. When someone was trying to attack, they only meet their doom. What a dance! Limbs were thrown around everywhere, as both of them started at each other with wide smiles, holding hands, knowing they have each others back.
Scout was there too I guess.
The investors saw this and started to run away, but Heavy and Medic chased after them. They manage to get one of them, killing him quickly, leaving only two. They ran after them to the roof, Medic was faster than Heavy, so he quickly caught up with them. He started fighting with one of them, but he shooting him in the shoulder, the Medic reacted quickly, cutting off his arm. They both rolled to the edge, almost falling, but Medic kicked him in the chest, causing his target to fall off the roof. The last one was left. At that moment, a helicopter appeared and took the investors away.
"Haha! You won't get me now-"
This when he noticed that his transport isn't moving. He looked down to noticed Heavy holding on helicopter, preventing it from flying away. Medic quickly throw his bonesaw at pilot, cutting his head off. Heavy finally let helicopter go, without a pilot, it started to fly high up, shaking left and right. Investor couldn't hold on long enough, so he jumped out with his parachute. Everything would be great untill helicopter started to fall down and t cut him into pieces with his propeller. Heavy covered Medic when it fall down next to them.
Soon both of them looked at each other, covered in blood.
"Well. This isn't the worst date we been on" Medic joked. Heavy giggled and picked Medic up.
"Are you alright? Your shoulder-"
"I'm fine. How about you?" Medic put his hand on Heavy's cheek.
Both of them smiled and soon kissed, with happiness knowing their partner is alright. Heavy gently hold Ludwigs hand, smiling. Medic put his head on Mishs's chest chuckling.
This is when Scout run up, and stared at them with eyes wide open.
"What the hell happened in here?!"
Medic and Heavy looked at him, rolling their eyes.
"Nothing. We finished the mission" Heavy replied.
"Now Scout, since you are here, help me collect the least damaged limbs and put them into my truck! Just remember you won't drive it this time!"
"Ughhh. Why do I always get the grossest part of work." Scout said while doing down the stairs.
They finally returned to base, Medic and Heavy were rewarded, while Scout had to explain everything to Miss Pauling. Both of the layed down on couch, resting close to each other.
"You know what? It wasn't that bad"
"Yes. But Misha promises the Doctor that next time we will spend the evening in a more peaceful way"
Medic smiled and layed his head back on Heavy's lap.
"I know we will, meain libieling"
They both lay down close to each other, glad they can finally rest in peace. Together...
[Anddd there you go! Hope you liked it! I'm not into shipping mercs too much but I hope you enjoyed this story!💀🌌]
My second request: platonic medic x reader, medic showing reader how he does various operations on the injured mercs. Perhaps it ends with medic giving the reader a strange gift, like a box of fingers or a jar of molars lol... i also would rlly appreciate art for this!!
Unusual Medical care
◇ TF2 Medic x reader [platonic]
◇ slight gore and depictions of blood
You quickly ate breakfast and put on your uniform. You run out of your room, sprinting down the corridor. You walked past Engineer as he was pushing small cart with junk and metal scrap loaded on it.
"Howdy there partner! Where ya hoppin' so happly like a bunny in sunny day?" He asked, noticing your good mood.
"Hello Engi! Today is the day Medic will finally teach me his medical methods! He never had time, so I'm glad he managed to find at least one day for me.”
"Well, I'm glad you're excited. Good luck out there!"
You said your goodbyes to Engineer, and continued to walk down the hall. Soon you were standing in front of two large doors with a sign above them: Medic's Laboratory. You nervously fixed your tie and opened the door. You walked in and immediately noticed a lot of birds sitting nearby. They looked at you with slight curiosity as one of them sat on table next to you. Medic wasn't around, so you decided to wait for him. You saw bone saws lying on his desk, lots of unfinished papers, a bowl of bird seeds and eyeballs, niddles, and picture of him and Heavy. You noticed a chair and decided to sit down on it, but as you sat down you heard a noise coming from behind the small door where the Medic came out carrying a fresh pair of lungs.
"Ah! Zere you are!" he smiled when he noticed you.
"Hello!" You answered politely.
"Can you give me zhat blue box please?" You quickly handed him the blue box, placing the lungs he was holding inside.
"Thank you mein freund. So! You're here to learn how to effectively heal your teammates! The path you have choosen is difficult and unpredictable, so don't expect me to go easy on you" you nodded on his words.
"I will do my best!"
"Great! So! Let's start then shall we? What do you want to learn?"
You thought for a second before giving him an answer.
"Everything I need to know really. From simple healing to changing a kidney!"
At these words, Medic clapped his hands happily and started teaching you the basics. You learned quite quickly and listened to his words. While learning, you also meet all of his birds and develop a strong bond with Archimedes. You two were talking about use of ostrich lungs before loud call for...
"MEDICCC!!!"
It was Demoman. He rushed into the room, Scout in his arms.
"Doc ya gotta help! Ay think he's dying"
"What? Nooooo I'm fineee Demo. You can put me downnnn"
Medic hold Scout's face before turning his head to Demo.
"This doesn't look like ordinary poisoning. What happpend?" Demo put Scout on operating table, and you helped him lay down in comfortable position.
"Well Ya see doc, Scout was braggin' about how he can withstand drinkin' his BONK and all, so aye challenged him to drink all of the variants he's got at once. I said he is stupid, but he didn't listen, this is when i told him it was just ay joke, but he was too stubborn. Ay was tellin' he was bloddy crazy and that he shouldn't do it"
"And?"
"And that idiot actually did it."
Medic sighed while you were trying to put Scout's head down, and that wasn't easy since he was in the mood to talk.
"Ohhh yeaaaaaa i diddd itttt. And i wonnnn! Haaaahhaa and you didn't belive ME!"
"Alright, thank you Demo, we will take care of this"
When Demoman walked out, you looked at Medic a bit shocked.
"Did you said 'we' ?"
"Yes. Still, learning is better with practice, ja? Put your gloves and mask on"
You prepared yourself, putting your gloves and mask on, reeady to learn.
"Ha! You two look hilarious!" Scout giggled while he was holding your hand
"You haaaveeee red handssss"
"Scout let go of their hand, they'll need it to examine you" When Scout finally let your hand go Medic gave you small niddle.
"Alright, now we have to sting him at least three times, to get rid of poison from his vains. So, on three, you poke him in the left arm and I do the same in the right. Ready? Eins... zwei... drei!"
Both of you stung Scout with niddles. Scout started to move and speak faster which each sentence.
"Heywhatisgoingon?"
"Alright, second sting. Eins, zwei...drei!"
You sting him again, but this time Scout started to shake and scream wildly.
"Quickly! One more time! Eins- or forget it! Now!"
You both stung him one last time. As you took out the niddle, Scout fell onto the table. You tried so hard not to laugh at Scout's funny face expression. Soon Medic poked him in the cheek.
"Is he...dead?" You asked.
"No (unfortunately). He just needs to wake up"
You both stared at Scout for some time.
...
...
...
"Or maybe he is dead"
On those words Scout suddenly woke up, taking a deep breath, before looking around.
"What?! Where I'm!?" Scout asked.
"Ah! Zere you are! Took you long enough"
"Oh! Right. Hey there" Scout winked at you and you winked back at him.
"It's so great you are here Scout! You know, my new student needs someone to train on and you are the perfect candidate!"
"What? Nu-uh, I won't fall for it like the last time doc! And no amount of threats will change my mind"
You exchanged glances with Medic, before you spoke to Scout.
"Um Scout, you don't really have a choice-" you started while trying to keep eye contact with him.
"What do you mean?" He asked.
You pointed to his stomach. There was a hole in there.
"Looks like when you combined all the BONK it kinda...mixed and burned through your organs"
Scout's squeezed the edge of the table as his eye twiched.
"But of course we won't make you stay here. No no, we understand if you don't want us to help you" Medic spoke in his sarcastic tone while holding evil grin on his face.
"MEDICCCCCCCC!!!!" Scout shouted on top of his lungs. Medic laughed at his reaction and tuned on his medigun that was hanging above the table.
"Now, get ready mein freund, we have a lot of work to do"
You both stared at your work. You began to remove the burnt organs and remains of BONK from his insides while the Medic put new organs inside. You were a little nervous because Scout was a bit critical of your work.
"Ya sure you're doin' it right? Hey watch it! I need that kidney you know!"
You started to feel more annoyed and unmotivated by him, causing you to make unintentional mistakes. Archimedes noticed this as he sat on your shoulder and stared, rubbing his head against your chin. Medic noticed it too, so he tried to comfort you.
"If you want I can knock him out and then we can start more accurate examination. I can teach you how to change his brain nerve sensation to make him run backwards!"
You giggled at this joke, Medic smiled at you and then at Scout.
"Wha- o-oh thank you but no. I'll just let you continue your work!”
After two hours Scout was fully healed and ready to go.
"Ay thanks doc. And thank you too"
You took off your mask and smiled at Scout.
"No problem just don't try anything like that again"
"I won't promiseeee!" On those words Scout sprinted out of the room. You took your gloves off.
"Ah another successful procedure. You made some mistakes, don't forget that, but maybe if we'll try again let's say, next week, then maybe we can correct them"
"Thank you Doc. I had a lot of fun today"
"Good to know. Ah! What a fool I'm! I didn't give you my gift!"
Medic went to his cabinet and took out a jar with a heart. He gave it to you with a big smile on his face. A little worried, you nodded, accepting the gift.
"Wow. Um, thank you. Who's heart is that?"
"It's a heart of the crocodile. It's special just like you! So keep it, you'll never know when you might need one!"
"Thank you!"
"Next time I'll give you human fingers! It's my doves favorite things to snack on. Speaking of... Have you seen Archimedes?"
You shook you head, but this is when you heard loud scream from Scout.
"MEDICCC!"
Well, looks like it's time for another operation.
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Okay, last thing- headcannons for what blu medic is like when hes caught feelings for someone vs how red medic reacts
Team fortress BLU and RED Medic headcanons:
BLU Medic:
> at first he is denying that he might actually like that person.
> he is going to have hard time trying to understand his "illness" and will read tons of books just to find out what is "wrong" with him.
> After he (finnaly) realizes that he cares deeply for that person he will be extremely awkward aroud them.
> sometime he'll give them small gifts out of nowhere. Why? He doesn't know, he just feels like they deserve one.
> He will seek help and ask Spy or Engineer for a advice.
> 100% will send his doves to check on them from time to time, just to be sure they are alright.
> there is no way he will confess his feelings first (he's too akward and afraid to show his true feelings).
RED Medic:
> it will take his some time before he'll realize that they care for that persona bit too much.
> He is going to show a lot of affection to them.
> He is going to send them strange gifts.
> Will 100% talk about them while operating one of his patients:
" -and zheir eyes sparkle like stars and zhe way zhey are moving with such grace"
"Doc my chest is wide opened-"
"Yes yes don't be such a baby. But did you know zhat zhey-"
> He will openly flirt with that person, fully meaning evey word he says.
> someone hurt them? Ohhh. Bad idea. Medic will hurt that someone twice as hard. No one is allowed to hurt them.
> will send love letters through Archimedes.
Crush vibes with Red medic x masc reader? 🫶🙏 ><
Perhaps with art as well :>
Heart in the pocket
◇ TF2 Medic x Masculine Reader
[Artwork removed because it wasn't good enough sorry-]
"ATTAAAACK!!" Solider screamed as you and Scout runned ahead.
You were defending the bridge, shooting your enemies. You and Scout hold your positions, as Solider rocket jump on the roof. BLU Heavy shoot his bullets at you, but even injured you fighted with all your strength. Solider attacked them from behind and BAM! Bridge finally was clean from those BLU cowards. You and Scout started to go back inside, calling for...
"Doc! Come on man!" Scout shouted.
Medic runned up to you two, healing Socut first, then he keept his beem on you. He tillted his head while looking at you.
"You almost ended up respawning, good thing you are strong"
You smiled at this complement.
"So, are you ready to test übercharge?" You crossed your hands on your chest thinking. Medic gave you heart changing surgery 2 days ago, but you never had a chance to use über. You seen how Medic used it on Heavy, Solider and Demoman, and it was something you've never seen something so dangerous and special just like man that had the idea on this device in the first place.
"Doctor are you sure? I have never been under this effect. What if I mess this up?" you said. Medic on those words giggled before putting hand on your shoulder.
"Don't be ridiculous. Besides I'll be zhere right behind you. Hoho I can't wait for you too try it. For now go back to respawn room and make sure you will be ready. In zhe meantime I need to heal others to prepar one for you. Oh this is so exciting!"
Medic went outside, and started to heal Solider and Pyro, you in the meantime went back to the respawn to make sure you have everything ready. You passed beside sentry gun gretting Engineer, before walking inside respawn room, and getting things you needed from the locker. This is when Demoman spawned. He run up to you shaking you by your shoulders.
"Ay! Get to the battlefield! Medic is in their base alone. His über is ready, but I died to the sentry. Ya aye faster than me! Go through the sewers"
You quickly run out, jumping down from the balcony, then into the water, before runing into the sewers. This is where Medic was, you jumped in front of him, protecting him from Scout's bullets.
"Doctor now!" you shouted.
This is when Medic used his über on you and that... was one of the best things you have ever experienced!Your skin was hard like metal, you felt how your blood started to boil and you laughed before launching at the enemy Scout, that quickly was shoot down by you. You run up getting into BLU's base noticing Engineer's and his level three sentry shoot at you, but you didn't feel anything. Was an amazing feeling! You used your weapons and you quickly took care of the nest killing enemy Engineer, Demoman and Spy.
When effect was over you and Medic ran outside laughing.
"That was AMAZING!" You said while trying to catch a breath.
"Ah yez it sure was an interesting experience. Seeing you with such wide smile while you punched zhat Spy right in the face was truly worth it!" Medic laughed, you looked at his face, seeing him smiling under the deems of sun made you drift away in your thoughts. You stood there looking at him for a while, before he looked back at you.
"Iz my face zhat interesting?" He asked.
You turned around a bit embarrassed. He smiled and rased his eyebrow.
"I don't hear you deeennyiingggg~" Medic teased before walking away with big smirk on his face.
"I- I just-" you started but you didn't knew how to explain it.
"Ah it's alright mein freund. Let's go back, I bet others needs my assistance"
You noded. Medic kept his beem on you, following you steps, as you sprinted back to the backlines.
Match ended with you, Heavy and Medic beeing one of the most dangerous mercs on the battlefield. You and Medic were unstoppable, as you were his main healing priority today. After match ended Medic asked if you could meet him in his laboratory, which you did.
"Ah hello! I'm glad you came!" He greeted you with big smile on his face.
"Come on in! I prepared everything for your examination. Or more likely a checkup"
You sat down on the operating table while Medic was speaking.
"Checkup? Why?"
Medic brought his stethoscope and lighter, putting them on table next to you.
"Well, you had your über used on you for the first time. I need to check if everything went alright. Everyone were complaining about chest pain after using über for the first time. Yes that is completely true, so I wanted to makes sure nothing like that will or is happening to you, just to be sure."
You were feeling fine actually, but Medic is- uh- was the doctor here so you listened to him.
"Alright take your shirt off please, i need to check your heartbeat. It's fine if you need to keep something under in I just want to see if it beats as it should"
You took your shirt off, showing to Medic your chest. He press his stethoscope on your chest, cheerfully listening to your heartbeat, that was getting faster with each second he was closer to you.
"Big and strong. Good good..."
Then he took flashing and gently hold your chin up.
"Let me see those beautiful eyes, bitte"
You blushed when Medic rubbed your cheek with his thumb, he smirked while he was checking your eyes.
"Would you look at that. What made you change your color all of the sudden? Trying to fit into team color scheme even more?"
Medic chuckld as you put your shirt back on. Later Medic tested your strength, eyes and other übercharges on you before writing everything down.
"Now zhe last zhing! Archimedes!"
Archimedes fly up to Medic, with red flower in his beek. Medic took it and pinned it to your uniform.
"How is this conneced to heart checkup?" You asked.
"Haha! I doesn't connect at all! I simply just thought this flower suits you!" He said while fixing your uniform. You couldn't help but cover your face with your hand, just to hide how much red you are.
"And all done! You are completely fine. Tho I suggest you should drink a lot of water"
"Thank you. Is it all?"
"Tehnicly yes! Thank you for coming liebe. I really enjoyed spending time with you!"
You smiled at Medic before walking out. You went to the common room where Sniper and Scout sat together. They noticed your good mood and flower on your uniform.
"Oi were ya been?" Sniper asked.
"Oh I was just with the Medic. You know, for checkup after using an übercharge for the firsy time. He told me that all of you felt pain so he just needed to make sure if it wasn't anything serious"
Scout and Sniper looked at each other before looking back at you.
"But you know that Medic never checked us after the first use of the über right? None of us complained, everything was completely fine" Socut explained.
"Huh?"
"Yea. I mean he wanted to cut me open, but besides that we didn't have any check-ups"
"But- why- what?" You sat there confused and a bit embarrassed when Scout smirked.
"Sooooo, that flower was a part of the checkup too?~"
"SCOUT!"
Scout and Sniper couldn't help but make jokes after seeing you beeing flustered. But all you could think of was Medic, and how he tricked you...just to spend time with you? All you could do is to blush and look at flower that was a small, but sweet gift just from him
[Hope ya enjoyed it! 💀🌌]
Ello! Been a bit anyway I have a question for you what’s your favorite animal? 🦔
Hello! Good to see ya back!
I have 2 favourite animals, sorry but I couldn't pick just one 😅
It will be definitely Lynx and Collared Dove!
Lynx: I love them! Beautiful wild cats that has even their own constalation in the sky! They avoid humans sure, but can be defensive around their young ones. And Lynx isn't small either! They aren't your typical house cats, they can be just a large as dogs or even bigger! And their ears! Come on, how can't I not love them :]
Collared Dove: They are my childhood birds. Always hear them sing outside my window early in the morning. They have beautiful unique appearance, and are really stealthy. When I go on a bike in my village or just to the forest I love spotting them and watch how they fly or just sit. Their light color scheme is what draws me to them, they aren't like the pigeons from the city, they are calm and sneaky and majestic. Long story short those birds are part of my inner child
War themed hat simulator writer. Yes I write Team Fortress 2 fanfics, deal with it📃📎
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