Oh hey, I missed one.
Tell me, what cake do you like? If you don’t like cake then what pastry do you like? If you don’t like pastries then uh tell me your fav food pls pls
Hey there anon!
I do like cake! I love chocolate cake :]
But also cakes my mum makes, they are simple cakes with a lot of fruits like rasperys!
I also like good old homemade apple pie🍎
Okay, last thing- headcannons for what blu medic is like when hes caught feelings for someone vs how red medic reacts
Team fortress BLU and RED Medic headcanons:
BLU Medic:
> at first he is denying that he might actually like that person.
> he is going to have hard time trying to understand his "illness" and will read tons of books just to find out what is "wrong" with him.
> After he (finnaly) realizes that he cares deeply for that person he will be extremely awkward aroud them.
> sometime he'll give them small gifts out of nowhere. Why? He doesn't know, he just feels like they deserve one.
> He will seek help and ask Spy or Engineer for a advice.
> 100% will send his doves to check on them from time to time, just to be sure they are alright.
> there is no way he will confess his feelings first (he's too akward and afraid to show his true feelings).
RED Medic:
> it will take his some time before he'll realize that they care for that persona bit too much.
> He is going to show a lot of affection to them.
> He is going to send them strange gifts.
> Will 100% talk about them while operating one of his patients:
" -and zheir eyes sparkle like stars and zhe way zhey are moving with such grace"
"Doc my chest is wide opened-"
"Yes yes don't be such a baby. But did you know zhat zhey-"
> He will openly flirt with that person, fully meaning evey word he says.
> someone hurt them? Ohhh. Bad idea. Medic will hurt that someone twice as hard. No one is allowed to hurt them.
> will send love letters through Archimedes.
Crush vibes with Red medic x masc reader? 🫶🙏 ><
Perhaps with art as well :>
Heart in the pocket
◇ TF2 Medic x Masculine Reader
[Artwork removed because it wasn't good enough sorry-]
"ATTAAAACK!!" Solider screamed as you and Scout runned ahead.
You were defending the bridge, shooting your enemies. You and Scout hold your positions, as Solider rocket jump on the roof. BLU Heavy shoot his bullets at you, but even injured you fighted with all your strength. Solider attacked them from behind and BAM! Bridge finally was clean from those BLU cowards. You and Scout started to go back inside, calling for...
"Doc! Come on man!" Scout shouted.
Medic runned up to you two, healing Socut first, then he keept his beem on you. He tillted his head while looking at you.
"You almost ended up respawning, good thing you are strong"
You smiled at this complement.
"So, are you ready to test übercharge?" You crossed your hands on your chest thinking. Medic gave you heart changing surgery 2 days ago, but you never had a chance to use über. You seen how Medic used it on Heavy, Solider and Demoman, and it was something you've never seen something so dangerous and special just like man that had the idea on this device in the first place.
"Doctor are you sure? I have never been under this effect. What if I mess this up?" you said. Medic on those words giggled before putting hand on your shoulder.
"Don't be ridiculous. Besides I'll be zhere right behind you. Hoho I can't wait for you too try it. For now go back to respawn room and make sure you will be ready. In zhe meantime I need to heal others to prepar one for you. Oh this is so exciting!"
Medic went outside, and started to heal Solider and Pyro, you in the meantime went back to the respawn to make sure you have everything ready. You passed beside sentry gun gretting Engineer, before walking inside respawn room, and getting things you needed from the locker. This is when Demoman spawned. He run up to you shaking you by your shoulders.
"Ay! Get to the battlefield! Medic is in their base alone. His über is ready, but I died to the sentry. Ya aye faster than me! Go through the sewers"
You quickly run out, jumping down from the balcony, then into the water, before runing into the sewers. This is where Medic was, you jumped in front of him, protecting him from Scout's bullets.
"Doctor now!" you shouted.
This is when Medic used his über on you and that... was one of the best things you have ever experienced!Your skin was hard like metal, you felt how your blood started to boil and you laughed before launching at the enemy Scout, that quickly was shoot down by you. You run up getting into BLU's base noticing Engineer's and his level three sentry shoot at you, but you didn't feel anything. Was an amazing feeling! You used your weapons and you quickly took care of the nest killing enemy Engineer, Demoman and Spy.
When effect was over you and Medic ran outside laughing.
"That was AMAZING!" You said while trying to catch a breath.
"Ah yez it sure was an interesting experience. Seeing you with such wide smile while you punched zhat Spy right in the face was truly worth it!" Medic laughed, you looked at his face, seeing him smiling under the deems of sun made you drift away in your thoughts. You stood there looking at him for a while, before he looked back at you.
"Iz my face zhat interesting?" He asked.
You turned around a bit embarrassed. He smiled and rased his eyebrow.
"I don't hear you deeennyiingggg~" Medic teased before walking away with big smirk on his face.
"I- I just-" you started but you didn't knew how to explain it.
"Ah it's alright mein freund. Let's go back, I bet others needs my assistance"
You noded. Medic kept his beem on you, following you steps, as you sprinted back to the backlines.
Match ended with you, Heavy and Medic beeing one of the most dangerous mercs on the battlefield. You and Medic were unstoppable, as you were his main healing priority today. After match ended Medic asked if you could meet him in his laboratory, which you did.
"Ah hello! I'm glad you came!" He greeted you with big smile on his face.
"Come on in! I prepared everything for your examination. Or more likely a checkup"
You sat down on the operating table while Medic was speaking.
"Checkup? Why?"
Medic brought his stethoscope and lighter, putting them on table next to you.
"Well, you had your über used on you for the first time. I need to check if everything went alright. Everyone were complaining about chest pain after using über for the first time. Yes that is completely true, so I wanted to makes sure nothing like that will or is happening to you, just to be sure."
You were feeling fine actually, but Medic is- uh- was the doctor here so you listened to him.
"Alright take your shirt off please, i need to check your heartbeat. It's fine if you need to keep something under in I just want to see if it beats as it should"
You took your shirt off, showing to Medic your chest. He press his stethoscope on your chest, cheerfully listening to your heartbeat, that was getting faster with each second he was closer to you.
"Big and strong. Good good..."
Then he took flashing and gently hold your chin up.
"Let me see those beautiful eyes, bitte"
You blushed when Medic rubbed your cheek with his thumb, he smirked while he was checking your eyes.
"Would you look at that. What made you change your color all of the sudden? Trying to fit into team color scheme even more?"
Medic chuckld as you put your shirt back on. Later Medic tested your strength, eyes and other übercharges on you before writing everything down.
"Now zhe last zhing! Archimedes!"
Archimedes fly up to Medic, with red flower in his beek. Medic took it and pinned it to your uniform.
"How is this conneced to heart checkup?" You asked.
"Haha! I doesn't connect at all! I simply just thought this flower suits you!" He said while fixing your uniform. You couldn't help but cover your face with your hand, just to hide how much red you are.
"And all done! You are completely fine. Tho I suggest you should drink a lot of water"
"Thank you. Is it all?"
"Tehnicly yes! Thank you for coming liebe. I really enjoyed spending time with you!"
You smiled at Medic before walking out. You went to the common room where Sniper and Scout sat together. They noticed your good mood and flower on your uniform.
"Oi were ya been?" Sniper asked.
"Oh I was just with the Medic. You know, for checkup after using an übercharge for the firsy time. He told me that all of you felt pain so he just needed to make sure if it wasn't anything serious"
Scout and Sniper looked at each other before looking back at you.
"But you know that Medic never checked us after the first use of the über right? None of us complained, everything was completely fine" Socut explained.
"Huh?"
"Yea. I mean he wanted to cut me open, but besides that we didn't have any check-ups"
"But- why- what?" You sat there confused and a bit embarrassed when Scout smirked.
"Sooooo, that flower was a part of the checkup too?~"
"SCOUT!"
Scout and Sniper couldn't help but make jokes after seeing you beeing flustered. But all you could think of was Medic, and how he tricked you...just to spend time with you? All you could do is to blush and look at flower that was a small, but sweet gift just from him
[Hope ya enjoyed it! 💀🌌]
Last request, and pls dont feel obligated to do all of these i just like spamming ya: Medic listening to scout ramble while medic is performing surgery on him?
[It's alr! I love writing stories for you! I'm always interested in your ideas and requests so ask away!💀✨️]
Not so fast surgery
◇ TF2 Medic and Scout [platonic]
◇ mentions of gore and blood
Scout walked down the hall, heading straight for the Medic's lab. Today was the day that every mercenary passed their check ups. Sure enough, Scout sat down on the table when Medic entered.
"Ah! Zhere you are! You seem to be ready"
"Ya bet doc! I assure you, this will be quick"
"Yes yes, you said it last time"
"Hey! It wasn't my fault! I didn't know that i had metal pipe as my hip instead of a bone!"
"Ja ja. I'm sureeee you didn't. Just sit still for me please"
When Medic started examining him, Scout obviously didn't listen. He kicked his legs, moved left and right, turned around and was easily distracted by everything. Later, Scout lay flat on the table and talked as Medic gently pressed on his chest.
" ...-and this i when I told himm, 'nu-uh I won't do that' and he's like 'whaaaa' and I- ow!!"
Medic, noticing Scout's reaction, pressed the same spot again.
"Hey! Watch it doc! It hurts!"
"It does?" Medic asked. "Well this isn't suppose to hurt"
Medic put his medigun over Scout.
"You know the drill. It won't hurt that much"
"Ah come on doc- I'm fine, really!" Scout stood up. "See I'm fine-"
At that moment, the Medic pushed him in that place and placed him on the operating table again.
"OW! Owww!"
"Scout don't play games with me. Stay down, or I will knock you out."
"Fineeeeee. Do your worst Doc."
Medic took a bone saw and stabbed Scout in the chest, cutting him open. Scout screamed in pain, but quickly stopped and lay down while Medgun healed him. They stayed quiet for a while before Scout broke the silence.
"So. You wanna hear a funny story of how i died and all?" Scout asked.
"Yea sure. I'd like to know what did you saw on the other side" Medic replied.
"Yeaaa. That wasn't creepy at alllll. Anyway, so you remember when we were attacked by the robots? One of them got lucky shoot in my side and I was dying. Like ughhhh i felt weak and all. This is when naked Sniper and Spy walked in. Spy was speechless for a moment, he probably couldn't believe I took out so many robots by myself and I bet he was 100% jealous. Anyway, I remember he was saying something but eh, i forgot what it was. And then! This is when something unexpected happened. Tom Jones himself showed up and he confirmed he is MY FATHER! Can you believe that?!"
"No, not really" Medic replied.
"But it's true! And he said he's proud of me and all! Amazing, so cool. After this everything went dark and I woke up in bright cloudy heaven! Soo cool!"
"At least you're going up" Medic mumbled.
"What?"
"Uh, nothing. You were saying that it was cloudy?"
"Oh yea! Full of clouds! I meet the big guy up there and he said I was a gift to the women! Ha! I knew it! So anyway I think they were doing some popcorn because I heard a crunch or something, later I don't remember, but I heard him saying a date or something- I don't know. But anyway, this is when I woke up and Spy was sooo pissed while Sniper smiled. But the best part is what I'm about to tell you, because.... it's... heartbreaking to me"
Scout took a deep breath, and Medic rased his eyebrow.
"Oh reallyyy? Vell go on zhen"
"So after we came back an all, I went to Tuefort where there was a free trip to Tom Jones house! When I saw this I was like 'F#CK YEA I'M COMIN'!'. It took a while but I finally got there, and this is when I found out that Tom Jones...was....dead..."
"Oh. That must have been quite a- shock"
"A big one, because I realized that since he was dead...and while I was dying....and there was only Sniper and Spy ...that means..."
"You finally found out? Vell that's good! I found out after I took the blood sample and tested it, this is when I found out that your father is-"
"Tome Jones showed up to me not in person, but as a ghost!" Scout replied with big smile on his face"
"I- was?-"
"It makes sense now! Since Spy and Sniper were together that means when Tom was dead, he came to me to confront me before he disappeared!"
"Oh yes yes, your father disappears a LOT" Medic joked while Scout was still rambling about it.
Soon Medic caught something that was causing Scout so much pain, he took it out and it was-
"Coo"
"Archimedes?" Medic said while holding his dove, covered in blood.
"What the- I had a bird in my chest?! Again?!"
"It looks like it. Archimedes. What did I told you. You can't do that."
"Coo coo" Archimedes replied.
"Do not sure such faul language on me! That's it, you're going to stay in your cage till the end of the procedure"
Medic put Archimedes in cage which was made out of metal and was shaped like a real rib cage.
"Brids" he shruged his shoulders and help Socut with his wound.
"It will take some time to, you can continue making noise. I won't mind anyway. While you talk, it makes me believe that you are alive "
Scout happly shook his head.
"Alright, I don't want to tell ya another longggg boring sotry so let's make this more fun! Alright so patient said to Doctor: I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
And Doctor replied: Next time, take off the candles."
Scout giggled at his joke. Medic smirked and continued to heal his patient.
"Or this or this! Why did the doctor laugh at the X-ray? Because it was humerus." Scout laughed even harder, meanwhile Medic chuckled on his joke.
"I also have a joke. You go to a doctor for a complete checkup. You haven't been feeling well and you want to find out if you are ill. After the checkup, the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
'I’m afraid I have some bad news. You’re dying and you don’t have much time' the doctor says."
"Oh. Uhhh- How long have I got" Scout asks.
“10…” Medic started.
"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
“10..…9..…...8.....…7…....6...."
Scout widen his eyes as he stood up.
Medic started to laugh as hard as it was possible after seeing Scout's frightened face.
"Woo hohoho! You should have seen your face!"
"'Haha. Funny.... Whatever"
"Oh don't be like that. At least your chest is healed. Next time watch out for Archimedes, he is still stubborn to get inside your chest, again. No matter how."
"Uhhh, alright. Thanks doc!"
Scout walked out of the office, while Medic was cleaning his hands off of blood. It went surprisingly good, Medic had fun with Scout and he promised to himself that next time he'll tell him more doctor/patient jokes.
[Hope ya enjoyed it! Thank you for amazing ideas mein freund! Have a nice day/night!]
In case someone is still waiting for fic in events of 7th comic with reader have some Spydad story 🤌🤌🤌✨️
You said you'd be up for writing some spydad? That's awesome!! I would love to read something fluffy but I want to give you total creative freedom. I understand if you aren't up for it/won't get around to it for an bit, either way tysm for the offer!
Mission, father
> Spydad action story (Spy and Scout)
Today was an unusual day. Why? Because Miss Pauling send Scout and Spy, together, on a mission. She was saying that:
"I need it to be done fast and quietly" said Miss Pauling, while talking to Spy on the phone.
"Miss Pauling, are you sure I can't continue this mission alone?" asked Spy, while calling through only available phone in the area.
"I really wish you could do this alone too, but in this mission two people are needed, and your and Scout's skills are they most compatible for this mission-"
"Ayo Miss Pauling, you called?" Scout hearing his named through phone, immediately snacked it from Spy's hand.
"No Scout. I was just mentioning you..."
"Oh...right. So um, can ya remind me- i mean- US what exactly our mission is?"
Miss Pauling sighed, as she opened one of the files.
"As I was saying back in the base Scout, you and Spy have to get inside this building, to take down taget that is causing problems for the Administrator and take golden statue of platypus. We have suspicious that it might actually be made out of australium, so remember, don't mess this up and come back alive. Pauling out..... heh I always wanted to say that"
"Wait Miss Pa- anddd she hang up. Alright, so let's get this over with" Scout was ready to run straight into the emery's building, but Spy grabed him by his t-shirt to stop him.
"Not so fast Scout. We can't just rush in there like that, we need a plan"
"Tsk. Whatever fancy pants. So, what is your plan?"
"Ugh, remind me to never listen to your stupid plans ever again" complained Scout while both of them were walking through the sewers, trying to get to the building as fast as possible.
"Don't be so delicate now. We have sewers at base too."
"Yea we do! But our sewers are cleaner than those. Smell better too, bleh"
Scout hold hand over his nose while walking, soon reaching small room, with stairs that leaded upstairs and corridor the left.
"Alright, we are now in the death zone, take your meele weapon out and be ready, remember, we use guns only when necessary. We don't want to draw attention to ourselves- what are you doing?"
While Spy was giving speech Scout in the meantime started to walk not upstairs but down the corridor.
"Well, I'm going to get that australium statue, aren't I?"
"But you do not know were it is. And I don't think it's there Scout."
"Why? Because you think I can't find it cuz I'm stupid or something?"
"Do you want sarcastic or realistic answer?"
"Whatever fancy pants I'm going there, and I bet I will find that ple...ply...platuparus myself!" Scout run down the corridor, disappearing behidn the corner. Spy stared at it for some time, before using his watch to disappear.
Spy took his knife out, moving through corridor and mumbling to himself.
"He never listens, always too stubborn. He takes after his mother... I won't even be surprised if he's going to come back screaming and runing away from some kind of the danger. As always."
He walked for some time before he noticed doors at the end of the corridor, with yellow light coming from under it. Spy slowly walked up to them but when he reached for a handle, doors suddenly opened. He jumped and quickly hid himself behind rock statue of a woman dancing with platypus-headed man.
"I WANT THIS TO BE GONE" bald tall man shouted at the phone.
"What? I do not CARE! That old hag broke contract with me, she found out I know about the australium. Yes. She wants me killed. But i won't let her send people after me. No. I won't die like this, I won't give her this satisfaction. I want you to activate protocol B-ye. Yes I know this place will bow up THAT'S THE POINT! Who is the boss here. Yea...so shit up START IT NOW!" man angry craked his phone with his hand, and walked away.
Spy came out of his hideout and walked through, now opened door's, into the security room, full of tv screens. He noticed count down on one of them: 'Protocol B-ye will activate in 25 minutes'.
When Spy turned his head he noticed Scout, fighting with the guards. He quickly run out of the room to find him. They needed to run.
"BONK b!tch!" Socut hit last one of the guards with his bat. He laughed and continued to check the rooms.
"I don't even know why Miss Pauling wanted two people to go together. It's easy, like fighting with easter bunny"
Scout noticed giant metal doors, next to it was panel with numbers.
"Huh. I wonder" Scout preseed four of the buttons.
"Invalid password. Please write correct password to enter"
"Ah! Alright. Sooo 1234?"
"Invalid password. Please write correct password to enter"
"Hm how about 6969?"
"Invalid password. Please write correct password to enter"
"Uhhh 95...7...3?"
"Invalid password. Please-"
"UGH! STUPID SECURITY SYSTEM! WHY ARE YOU SO HARD TO BREAK?! I bet Solider would be stupid enough and said "we in America just press 1111" "
"Beep! Password accepted."
Giant metal started to open, leaving Scout with jaw dropped as he slapped his face.
"Of course. At least hard part is over"
This is when he noticed that in the middle of the room was golden statue, sitting next to it were 4 real platapuses, on top of that they were surrounded by red lasers that touched probably would trigger alarm, spikes on the walls, and small squiky toy on the ground. Scout rolled his eyes as started to crawl under the lasers, soon he had to stand up and get closer to the wall, almost impailng himself by spikes, then he triped but luckily for him there was no more lasers. He walked up to the statue, gently picking it up.
"Heh. Easy" This is when he accidently put his foot on the squiky toy. He turned his head ready to be attacked by the 4 animals that were still sleeping.
"Phew."
But this is when alarm turned on.
"Oh come on! Really?!"
'ATTENTION! PROTOCOL B-YE IS ACTIVE. YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES TO EVALUATE'
"Protocol B-ye?"
This is when Spy stoped in front of the doors looking at Scout.
"Scout get in here! We have to go, now!"
"Hey! But for the record i didn't start the alarm!"
"Just get in here!"
Scout started to slowly crawl under the lasers. Spy panicked and shouted at him.
"STAND UP AND RUN YOU IDIOT! THOSE ARE JUST LASER POINTSERS!"
Scout tood up, noticing that lasers- do nothing to him. He looked at one of them, seeing those are in fact small laserpointers just taped to the walls.
"Ah crap."
"JUST GO!"
Both of them started to run as alarms rang wildly. Scout was faster than Spy so he was a bit left behind. This is when another communicate was made.
'ATTENTION! 6 MINUTES BEFORE THE EXPLOSION. EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY'
Time was runing out. Soon Scout finally got to the exit but this is when he felt pain his left leg after hearing a gunshoot.
"AHhh!" Scout triped, dopping the statue, that rolled down the stairs, near the exit. As he turned he noticed tall bald man standing with his weapon pointed at him.
"I was right." The man spoke "The old hag hired you to get me ...didn't she? Pathetic. I thought she send here an actual threat." Man picked Scout by his neck.
"Ugh- let...me go!" Scout shouted.
"No. Why should I. If i have to go down anyway, i may as well take down one of her mercenaries with me." Man laughed, as he started to squeeze his neck even harder.
This is when Spy runned out of the room. He noticed stature (speculatly) made out of australium near him, close to the exit, but upstairs on his left he noticed big bald man holding Scout by his neck, walking further into the building. Spy was someone who's all missions were successfull. He never failed, he would sacrifice anything to achieve victory. Anything...but anyone?
Scout punched the man into the face, blood run out of his nose, but he didn't let him go.
"Ha. Look at you. It's actually really funny to see you like that."
Scout couldn't even talked back, as he started to feel dizzy from lack of the air in his lungs.
"Ha! You are so peth- AHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
This is when man screamed and let Scout go, while collapsing on the ground. Scout looked at dead body of the bald man noticing butterfly knife in his back. This is when he felt that someone picked him up. It was Spy who started to run with him, jumping out though the window.
'PROTOCOL B-YE ACTIVED'
This is when explosion happend. It wasn't enormous one but, it was big enough to destroy the center of the budling. Spy looked back to see it seeting on fire. He looked up noticing Socut on the grass, not moving at all...
"Scout?... Socut!!" Spy run up to him, checking his pulse. He was alive but unconscious.
"You idiot! You almost got yourself killed!" Spy shouted. Scout's eye were still closed. This is when Spy realised he was screaming at unconscious Scout...but why?
Spy couldn't help but noticed his own hands started to shake as tear showed up in his eye.
"You almost died you idiot..." this is when something triggered Spy, he didn't knew if it was shock from the explosion or "parental" instinct but he hugged Scout. He hold him close, holding him after years for the first time. His mind went back in time. This is when he saw himself holding Scout as small child...he remembered how he was holding his small hand...and now?
He hugged him, not knowing why, he just wanted him to be okey, to wake up, to be alright...he wanted his son to wake up. This is when Scout slowly opened his eyes, he felt that someone was holding him. When his vision cleared he noticed businessman suit.
"Uhhh. Spy? What are you doing?"
On those words Spy backed up quickly.
"I- I was just chekcing your pulse.."
"Were you hugging me? Wait- Are you crying?"
"It's because of the smoke." Spy quickly cleaned his eye from tears.
"You choose me over the statue... why?"
Both of them looked at each other before Spy smirked.
"I didn't do it because I cared. I did it because that statue wasn't made out of australium. It wasn't even made out of the real gold!"
"Oh yea? And how could you know?"
"Under it was sticker which says: Custom made platypus statue from Toys For Rich Pets factory. Didn't you see?"
Socut scoffed, lifiting himself up.
"Yea yea whatever you say old man-" he almost triped but Spy caught him.
"Here. We need to get out of here fast, I don't want you to waste my time." Spy supported Scout while both of them walked to the car.
"But you careeeee" Scout smiled. This is when Spy messed his hair.
"Shut up will you? You might pass out..."
"Heh. You do care"
This is when Spy mumbled quiet soft
"...maybe."
When they got back to base Scout went to the Medic, to heal his injuries. After he came back he was good as new (and probably had another organ replaced). He walked up to Spy, and took his hat off.
"Hey uh. Thanks back there. You know...for savin' me and all"
"Yea... it's nothing."
This is when Scout walked up to Spy and hugged him. Spy didn't push Scout away, as usually, but he actually put hand on Scout's shoulder, letting them hug for a while. This is when he came back to reality and pushed him away.
"Okey. You need to rest now. This mission wasn't easy and the next ones are going to be much harder. So go."
Scout smired while walking away. Spy meanwhile smiled a bit, as this warm feeling came to his heart. For the first time he acted like a parent...like a father.
Maybe...it wasn't so bad after all.
[Yooo! I'm glad you requested it! I'm so happy you saw my post and you texted to me! Thank you! .Hope you like it! It may not the best...but if you want I can try write more bonding father/son things in the future!💀💙]
Oh my- there is more of you than I expected!
I am going to do it after I answer request that was in my askbox for a long time
Whoever send it sorry it took me this long 😭😅🙏
Hi,
One, I love your art,
Two, you can pick one of these options. Your writing is also impeccable, so I was one if you can either do a pyro x nb reader or sniper x nb reader.
Three, make sure you take care of yourself and have a good day/evening/night whenever you receive this.
-Tavern/Stary
Ps nb stands for non binary if you are not aware
[Thank you! Hope you are feeling alright too!💀💙]
Fire and smoke
◇ TF2 Pyro x reader [romantic]
Explosions was heard in the distance, as you stood next to the sapped sentry and dispenser, that was healing you. Engineer was still respawning so all you could do is to wait for him. You had your back against the wall, looking left and right, paranoid knowing that somewhere BLU Spy was hiding, ready to finish the job. You noticed injured Demoman, he run up to dispenser, standing next to you.
"Ay there. Why aye Ya hidn'?"
"There is a Spy here Demo. We need to be on high alert"
"That coward won't hide forever! We'll find him we- look out!"
You turned you back, but you saw nothing more than blank wall. This is when someone kicked you in your back, and pinned you down with his boot. It was Demoman. Or was it? Soon smoke fall and he turned into BLU Spy.
"Fooled again." Said Spy proudly, fixing his tie.
You tried to stand but this is when you heard him taking his knife out.
"Adieu!"
On those words you were ready to feel cold knife in your back. But when you looked up you noticed that Spy, was in flames.
"Fire, fire, fire!" Spy shouted.
It was Pyro, he shoot Spy with his falre gun, and they started to chase him with their axe, finnaly chopping him on half. They walked up to you, helping you stand up.
"Pyro! It's good to see you" you said holding gently their hand.
Pyro happy giggled and pat your head. This is when Engineer run up to both of you.
"Is everything alright?-"
Pyro stand in front of you, holding his flamethrower, ready, to burn another enemy for you.
"Wow! Buddy it's me! Here, let me prove that" Engineer put his toolbox down and punched it with his wrench, this is when small box started to transform into level one sentry. Seeing this Pyro lowered down their weapon and sat next to you. You noticed how they took your hand, gently holding it.
"Hey I'm alright. You did it!"
Pyro turned their head at you. They started to use sign language, communicating with you.
"I didn't want to see you get hurt"
You smiled softly and spoke to them.
"And i didn't get hurt, thanks to you. I'm fine now. You can go to the front lines if you want-"
But on those words Pyro muffed and shook their head. They gave you big tight hug, refusing to let you go.
"Pyro come on. I'm fine, really" you assured them. They pat your head and muffled.
"Mm mhmm mhhmmhm muh"
Even if Pyro's mask was muffling their voice you could heard them say:
"I just care about you"
You smiled and warped your hands aroud their torso giggling.
"I care about you too"
This match was a taught one. Unfortunately today none of the team won. Everyone came back to base frustrated and disappointed.
"It I had my übercharge ready!!-" shouted Medic, throwing his coat on chair.
"Medic did his best, don't beat up yourself Doctor" Heavy spoke, trying to cheer his Doctor up.
Rest of the team sat around the table exhausted, and started to point out their mistakes, screaming about "what if" scenarios. But not you. You knew you did your best, and so did Pyro that walked into the room with you. You both started at each other.
"They all are angry again..." you said.
You heard small mumbles from behind Pyro's mask before he took your hand and you both went into their room. You sat with him on the ground, this is when they give you their crayons and started to draw on paper.
"Huh? What are you doing?" You asked. This is when Pyro showed you his drawing. It was Scout and next to his were stars and Pyro's handwritten texst "you did great!"
"Oh i get you! You want to cheer everyone up with drawings?" You asked. Pyro happly noded.
"Well then let's get started!"
Both of you took crayons and started to draw. After one hour, you and Pyro finished your drawings. You manage to get small gifts for everyone too. Soo both of you stared to walk up to the mercs and give them gifts.
Scout felt better right away, especial after seeing how Pyro drew his muscles bigger
"Looks just like me!" he said.
Heavy smiled and thanked both of you. Medic felt a bit better, and he pinned your drawing on his fridge. Spy room was locked so you gave it to him by slipping the drawing nder the door, maybe he liked it. Sniper just thanked, but you saw him smiling. Solider and Demoman were happy and they felt better right away. Last one was Engineer. After receiving such kind gift from you, he put it on his pin board.
"Thank you kindly partners"
You gave him thumbs up and Pyro giggled. Soon both of you walked away. This is when Pyro stopped you.
"Hm? What's wrong?" You asked. They gave you small letter. You opened it to see drawing of you and Pyro with lot of hearts and stars around. This one was more detailed, looks like they spend the most time on it.
"You are my star! You did great!" Pyro said in sign language.
You smiled and hugged them, laying you head on their chest, listen to their heartbeat. It was so sweet of them! Pyro hugged you back. Even after failed match beeing with them, was enough to make you feel better.
Stars shined bright on the sky. You were sitting outside and watched, how clouds moved with the wind. Pyro was sitting next to you, playing with their lighter. You started to shiver from cold, and you clinged closer to them.
"Sorry, I'm just a bit cold" you said.
Pyro looked at you for a second before standing up and picking wooden box. They took out their axe and smashed it into pieces. Confused you watched as they started to put wood on one pile in front of you, soon they set it quickly on fire. They sat next to it and waved their hand at you to get closer, as you walked up to them. Pyro catched your hand and pulled you on their lap, giving you big bear hug. You blushed as they gently hold you close, to keep you warmth.
"Mh mhmm mm"
"I love you too..." you said looking up at the stars.
Both of you gazed at the night sky, knowing this night was perfect because you two had each other and it was enough to make you feel safe and happy.
[Thank you for reading! 💀🌌]
💙BLU Scout's ma moodboard 👠
Hello there, this totally isn't the mod of heavyweponguy. But if it's not too much trouble, could you do a heavymedic?
Also, I love your writing
[Thank you for this request stranger that can be @heavyweponguy Hope you enjoy this story!💀✨️]]
Red duo
◇ TF2 Heavy [x]and Medic [Come on. You know what]
◇ some blood and slight gore description
◇ includs Archimedes❗️
"And zhis is how I lost my medical licence!" Medic laughed after ending his repetitive story he was always proud to say.
Heavy laughed as always. Even if he heard Medic's story of how he stole a patients skeleton. He heard it many times, and yet every time, it was entertaining and fun to listen to. Today, Heavy was helping Medic in his workshop, bringing boxes with new animal organs, like zebras lungs or horses hearts. Finally, he picked up a long package, ready to put it into the freezer, but Medic stopped him.
"Ah! Not zhis one. Can you put it on my operation table?"
Without a word, Heavy put a light, wierd, shaped bag on the table, noticing excitement on the doctor's face. When he was opening a package, he looked like a small boy opening his present from Santa on Christmas. But when Medoc revealed what was inside, Heavy's face was in a state of small shock. Inside the bad was the whole body, but it was missing a head.
"Doctor, what is this?" Heavy asked.
"Vell, do you remember zhat team ve vere fightin' with? Vhat was zheir name? Classic, I think. I don't remember really" Medic answered while looking back at his reflection in bonesaw.
"I see. And who body is this?"
"It's Greg's! I couldn't just leave it like zhat! I put my most valuable organs in him after all. It would be a shame to let them go to vaste. Besides, I vas lucky. His body vas parciatly burned to crips!"
Heavy didn't answer to that. Meanwhile, Medic stabbed his bonesaw in TFC Scout's chest, ready to find his missing parts.
"So why is Heavy here?" Heavy asked. On those words, Medic turned around to him as if he had just asked the obvious question.
"To entertain me, of course. I got used to operating on patients who are vel, awake, and vorking in complete silence is boring for me. I vanted to ask Engineer to assist me but he said he didn't have time so that's why I asked you. Here, hold this"
Medic gave Heavy his bonesaw.
"So....what exactly doctor wants to 'regain' back from him?"
"I thought you'll never ask!" Medic's face brightened visibly when he heard the question, as if he was waiting for it to be asked.
"Beside my three baboon uteruses, one kidney, twelve centimetres of cow's intestine. I also put small brain in his left leg. Unfortunately, it was burned, so I can't really bring it back to life again"
"And why is he missing his head? Was there no brain inside too? I wouldn't be surprised"
Medic giggled at Heavy's joke before continuing his work.
"Oh no. His brain simply melted like butter while Pyro was burning him. I tried to make something out of it, but unfortunately, nothing vorked. What a shame- Archimedes no! Give it back!" Medic scouted at his dove, who took peace of liver and flew on lamp, holding it in its beak. Heavy manage to get it back, reaching Archimedes and snatching organ back with his strength.
"Danke! Birds, am I right?" chukle escaped his lips before continuing the operation.
Some time passed, five hours to be precise. Medic was determined to get every last organ he saw in his victims chest, as Heavy was by his side, helping slightly from time to time. Finally, Medic sat down on chair exhausted. Seeing this, Heavy sat down next to him.
"Doctor needs to lay down in his bed"
Medic ignored these words, laying his head over Heavy's shoulder, smirking.
"Nein. I want to stay like zhis" he said, slowly closing his eyes.
"Doctor..."
But it was too late. Medic fell asleep (or probably just acted like he was) in seconds. He was in his comfortable position, laying his head over Heavy's shoulder, refusing to move even an inch. Heavy sighed before closing his eyes, too, knowing that waking his doctor was pointless, so he decided to rest too.
Both of them stayed like that for a while, but later, Heavy woke up again. He looked at the clock, realising how late it is, yet he couldn't just let himself and Medic sleep on chairs. So, Heavy stood up and picked up Medic, and walked to their shared room.
Finally, he arrived at the big room, laying Medic on bed, and Heavy himself layed down next to him. Why? Medic is known to sleepwalk, so Heavy to prevent this sleeps with him, holding him down. Last time he wasn't, Scout screamed because he was standing above his bed with the übersaw and wide crazy smile. Heavy glanced at the doctor's face before closing his eyes, this time falling asleep quickly. Both of them hold each other close, enjoying this comfortable time together...
[The end! Hope you like it! Tell me in comments what do you think!💀🌌]
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