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LETS TALK BATTLE STRATEGIES
scout: left flanker. his sole job is to occupy the spy whenever he catches him, and to never let up unless he is dead. this was a lot harder in the beginning. scout has since learned many of spy's dirty tricks to more effectively use them against the man. it is now a rare day that the red spy can just absolutely demolish scout, unless he is simply having a horrible day. their deaths are normally equal to each other, but when they aren't the "winner" will hold it over the other's head come the end of day.
soldier: roamer. a career opportunist, he will annihilate anything that is even remotely out of position with little care as to who it is. that is, when he's actually doing his job on the field. i digress. uses the freedom he has in his position on the field to go where he is most needed via rocket jump. the red team simply cannot afford to not look up if the soldier is on the field or they will die to him more than they want to admit. sometimes he will place himself on the front lines, but not for long. just long enough to take out the biggest threat.
pyro: permanently on the front lines. pyro will never leave the point, the payload, or whoever's carrying intel. they will stay exactly there and do everything they can to defend the team's standing until the time runs out. will only use the phlog if they know the doctor will be spread thin, otherwise they are a savant with the air blast and usually can't risk the team's success running a different flamethrower. normally, because pyro situates themselves on the front lines, the doctor is generous with the medigun for them, but pyro is always operating with the knowledge that the doctor will leave them to die if it gets too choppy on the front lines.
demo: demo will follow one of the two flankers as backup. he prefers to follow scout, because scout makes lovely bait to take out a solid chunk of the red team with. and it's like they forget this little trick every time they pull it. demo also enjoys tossing the bostonian a bomb or two to hit with his bat. he forgets how accurate the kid is with spheres. it's quite humorous in the moment, but the humor of it will pull him out of his focus and generally get him killed. but they won't get him again that way, because that's when he will go back spy up. and his only job for spy is to cause as big of a distraction as possible so spy can slip behind them and start racking up the bodies.
heavy: it is rare that you will find heavy not on the front lines, usually directly behind pyro and the doctor. as long as they are not having to concern themselves with intel, this trio's job is to stay directly on the point or directly beside the payload and push it as absolutely far as they can before they die. but, when he does die, and is having to make the grueling trip back to the point or the payload, if engineer didn't already move the teleporter in a more convenient location, then he will absolutely take out anyone on the enemy team who's getting a little too brave and a little too close to their spawn room. targets the red medic because he thinks itโs funny.
engineer: dell will never say he is an aggressive fighter, because that would make him a big fat liar. he will always be solidly located on the backlines, surrounded by his machines. and the spy hardly makes it that far back anymore to give him any real grief. however, the moment he gets too big for his britches that red spy is entirely too good at catching him off guard, and he ends up having to start from square one far too late into the round. he has learned that he will probably never be what the red team calls his counterpart-- a "battle engineer". frankly, he doesn't want to be, either.
medic: the doctor will always be sandwiched between his power classes, keeping them both alive for as long as possible, but not without getting his own damage in. takes damage output seriously when it comes to his quota. uses his patientsโ bodies as cover to fire his own shots. confident in his melee ability, and cocky about his finesse. this does usually lead to him overestimating his own ability and getting caught where he shouldnโt be; and his team is never happy to have to get him out of dodge. the sheepish grin he offers is grating when heโs caught not doing his job.
sniper: there is not much variation in his job. he goes somewhere, preferably out of plain sight, he shoots the rifle, he tries not to die to the spook or a stray shot; and he takes out the enemy sniper when heโs becoming a nuisance to the team. all of these things been a lot easier since scout was put on spy duty, so now he feels like he can do what heโs meant to doโ shoot moving targets from far away. and heโs never sure how this happens, but somehow he can and will attract half of his team to his exact location. it brings a lot of chaos to his immediate vicinity and he canโt focus, so he moves. and they follow. eventually he gives up.
spy: right flanker, but he will take an opportunity to sew chaos in the heat of the firefight. never stays in the heat of battle long, particularly when it comes to grabbing intelligence, which is where he feels his skills shine, but if heโs slipping by and a member of the red team isnโt paying attentionโฆ yeah heโll get a quick backstab. grab a headshot where he can, let the team deal with the fallout as he continues to move. targets the red medic because he hates him. the doctor doesnโt leave the battlefield with his head attached very often if heโs a number on spyโs quota.
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Can we see a fic with Sniper angst? He's my skrunkle and I want to put him in a blender.
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โฉ Tf2 Sniper [warning: angst, mentions of death, blood, respawn effect ]
Cold wind blow at Sniper's face as he walked back to his van after successful misson on Double Corss. It was tough battle, they were close to loosing this one, fortunately Scout manage to secure intelligence at the last second. It was one of the longest battles for Sniper yet, his back was full on new scars from Spy's butterfly knife, his hands were tried from constantly reloading his rifle. Finally he opened doors to his van, and put away his tools. He was too tried to take a bath, his muscles refused to do any task, rest was the only thing his body craved. Sniper took his battle uniform off, to change to something more light. After he changed, without a thought he layed down on his bed, closing his tried eyes and falling asleep.
Suddenly Sniper woke up to loud bang outside. Without a thought he grabed his kukri and slowly opened the door. He walked outside, shaking a bit from cold, looking aroud the source of loud noise. It was hard to see anything because around him thick fog started to form. He shook his head, before mumbling to himself.
"It was probably a wind..."
He turned around but this time bang was louder. He turned around quickly and noticed someone running away, without a thought Sniper run after them. Who was that? Was it Scout trying to prank him? Someone from the BLU Team wanting to take a revenge on him? He run, as fast as could, his vision focused on mysterious figure, when suddenly he triped over something. He was already pissed that someone woke him up in the middle of the night, and that someone just got away with it, so he quickly stood up and kicked whatever made him trip. At this moment his rage evaporated, as he looked down at the thing that made him fall. It was...his own dead body. He backed away and stepped into puddle of blood. He turned around only to see his body penetrated by the arrow, pinned to the wall as blood was dripping down on dark wooden floor. Sniper froze in place, i mean what would you do if you saw your own body like this? This is when he heard another bang, this time it was closer. In that moment another body feel through the doorframe, with bullet hole in his chest, choking on it's own blood before freezing in place, with eyes staring straight at the floor. Sniper backed away, not sure what to do. What to do? Run. Run! This is what was in Sniper's head right now, he needed to run to hide, to survive. Each step he took, another bang was heard, and another body apeared in front of him. His body. Dead body. He noticed an old wooden door in front of him. As he run towards them he heard footsteps behind him, getting closer and closer, as if someone or something was chasing after him. He heard a bang and bullet missed his ear by inch. Someone was shooting at him! He ran, as fast as he could, just to reach that door, to hide, to take cover, anything! Finally he managed to close door behind him, he quickly formed small blockade with wooden boxes he found to prevent whoever was after him to enter the room.
He looked around, noticing he was in the respawn room. It was always the safe place for his team, place where they can heal or gather necessary things, argue, plan things but now, he was there alone. Only noise he heard was air blowing from the ventilation system. He never wondered before how it all works, how is it possible that he can just apear again, alive and continue to live as if death didn't exist for him, but the longer he stood in that room, the more he craved the answer. Small drop of water feel on his head, then another...and another. He looked up, to see broken pipe, bit also something next to it. A fuse box, stuck to the ceiling with warning sign painted on it. Sniper reached his hand up and opened it revealing- a button. A simple red button. He wanted to press it- but... should he? What does it even do? Is it worth to take the risk? But he had to know....he needed to know how is possible that each time bullet takes his life away, he always manages to come back as if nothing had happened. Silence filled the room, air blowing from the ventilation, drops continuing to fall on his head, as he slowly moved his hand close to the button. Drop....drop....drop.....
. . .
He did it.
Sniper was hold his hand up, after pressing the button. He looked around wondering if this action changed anything but nothing was happening for a long while. This is when something started to drop on his face again, it wasn't pure and clean like water, instead it was dark and red...it was blood. The button he pressed started to melt, soon falling on his face as if someone pour bucket of water at him. He rub hands against his face to rub it off, cursing as his vision now turned red.
When he finnaly was able to see he realized he was outside again, now surrounded not by two or four corpses, but hundreds of them, all in deferent positions, all killed in deferent ways. This is when he heard a whistling behind him, he turned around to see figure walking towards him. Each step figure made was filling Sniper with fear. Why? Why was he so scared of it? He is a mercenarie, a hired killer! So why is he so scared of....dying. he died before so why is he so scared of it now. Maybe it was a thought he held in his head for a really long time, a scenario he wanted to hide deep in his head, wishing to never consider such possibility again but here it was again this sick question in his brain, scenario what if. And as he started at that figure approaching him he asked himself: What if I won't come back this time?
BANG
Bullet missed his cheek by inches, forcing Sniper to back away. He left fear for the first time, realising what he has done. He needs to run. RUN! He isn't going to respawn again, when he is shoot he is dead, there is no coming back, only....nothing. Sniper run as fast as he could stepping over his own corpses, splashing his boots in the puddles of blood. He noticed something in front of him, it was his van! All he needed to do is to get inside, start the engine, drive away and he will be safe again. Soon he felt something grabbing his leg. When he looked down he noticed it was one of hia corpses, then another one moved reaching for his arm. It didn't take long for Sniper to realized that they all are moving towards him, screeching and screaming at the same time. He panicked and started to run again, this time faster than before, struggling to move as another hand grabbed him by his arms or legs pulling him back. It went for so long... so agonising long... for Sniper it felt as if he was running for hours, he was close yet so far away from his only way out of this situation, each step feeling more and more heavy when suddenly he was pulled back with great force. He was pinned to the ground, as mysterious figure who was hunting all this time walked up to him, holding the same kukri he walked out with outside. He looked up only to see huge knife swing up and with all force down, slashing his neck. One swing, two swing, blood splashed everywhere. Sniper let out loud scream of pain, scared of what's to come. He can't respawn, he won't be able to come back. There was no going back, all he could do now was to close his eyes...
When he opened them again he was greet with....nothing. Nothing but black void. He couldn't move, he couldn't breathe. He felt like fire was burning his skin off, like he was drowing in deepest part of the sea, alone, helpless. Make it stop, MAKE IT STOP! What is this place?! It's agony to be here! LET HIM GO!
"DON'T LET ME DIE!" Sniper screamed. He quickly stood up hitting his head on the ceiling of the van. He took a deep breath, slowly realizing that is now back in his bed, sweating, tears runing down his cheeks, heart beating wildly. Was it- another hallucinations? Sniper pinched himself, once, twice, then he hit his arm over to wall. Yup, this pain was real, he was real, he wasn't dead. For a while Sniper sit on his bed, staring at the floor, breathing in and out to calm himself or at least understand what was that. A nightmare. It was a all a dream, it wasn't real.
He spend another thirty minutes, laying down on bed thinking about it, soon slowly forgetting most of this nightmare. He began to wonder what caused this? Overworking? Stress? A warning? Or maybe his consciousness I tried to tell him something...
At this point Sniper was too tried to think about it any longer, he decided to go back to sleep, this time, fortunately, not getting any nightmares for the rest of the night, which was good, because he needed to wake up to his job tomorrow, to start the cycle of fighting, dying respawning again. And again...and again....and again....and again....and again....and again.
[This request was something deferent for me, it was the first time for me to write something like that so I do hope you liked this story and it's theme ๐]
Ok, I'm about to take you up on that offer again: sniper x masculine, slightly stoic reader, once again a crushing on each other scenario.
Hes showing the reader the ropes with sniping, which he doesnt usually do but maybe this is some kind of thing where the reader is a new merc, who's generally trained in martial arts and knows how to use different weapons, but trying to figure out what combat style they like best.
The reader is pretty well aware about how the mercs are, so things like sniper's jarate jars aren't something the reader questions.
I hope you dont mind,this one's a lot more specific ^^
[Yoooo!!! Nah it's great! Get ready for story m8!]
Rookie and a professional
โ TF2 Sniper x Masculine reader [crush,romantic]
You walked through long halway into small office, where Miss Pauling was sitting on a chair. You sat in front of her desk, as she was reading her paper's. It seem like she didn't notice you at all.
"Miss Paul-"
"Ah! Oh. It's just you. I was too focused on reading papers that- nevermind. So, it seems you walked around our base, you get to know your surroundings a bit, now we should talk about your role on the battlefield"
She opened small box with files, as she went through them you felt calm and confident because you knew you had what it takes to do this job, but you didn't know what role you'll take.
"There we go. Hm. Interesting. It seems you have a lot of experience with different weapons. From explosives to rockes and so on"
"Yes. Let's say I'm no stranger to guns" you answered.
"Great! So, I will assign you to your role based on what you want to do. So? Any preferences?"
"Well..." you started "I'm not exactly sure. I'm still trying to figure it out."
"Huh. Well that complicates things..."
Both of you stayed quiet for couple of seconds before Miss Pauling spoke again.
"Ah! I have an idea. Perhaps you can try out different styles of combat, and our mercs can help you with it. You will see prons and cons of different classes and then we can decide what role will you take! That sounds like a good idea, right?"
"I guess it's alright"
"Great!" she wrote something on peace of paper before handing it to you.
"This is a list of classes you will check out today. You will meet Heavy, Solider and Sniper. If they won't convince you, then we can try tomorrow with the rest"
You took note she gave you and shook your head.
"Alright. I will inform you about the results"
"Okey then. Be sure to- ah crap" that was the last words she said to you before she pick up the phone that was ringing constantly and she was too busy now to even say goodbye to you. You walked out and check the list you received from her. First was Heavy.
"So you're Heavy right?"
"ะะฐ (Yes)" answer you big man with heavy Russian accent.
"I'd like to know more about your class." You asked.
"Heavy can tell you about the most important things in Heavy's asset. Is his gun that Heavy shoots with." as he was spoke, he put his gun on the table, that almost broke under it's pressure.
"Okey that's a nice gun... but I'd like to know-"
"Tiny man does not want to know about Heavy's gun?" he asked.
"I just want to know what do you do on the battlefield"
"Heavy shots with his gun. Gun is effective. This is all you need to know" he answered.
"I know, but I-"
"Heavy.shots.his.gun. And that is all you need to know."
You were not convinced by Heavy but you continued to speak with him. He mostly wanted to talk about his gun and constantly avoided questions about his strategys he had on the field. You also made himnextra mad when you asked if you can touch his gun.
Next was Solider.
"You see this son!?" he asked you in his loud comanding voice.
"Yes. It's a American flag-"
"That's rrrrrrighttt!! And you will fight on this battlefield for it! And believe me when I say it won't be as easy as drop kicking a toddler!"
"Mhm. Yes, so speaking of battlefield, how do you get behind your enemies" on those words he jumped and for a second you saw his angry eyes from under his helmet.
"Behind? BEHIND?! I'M NO COWARD! I run straight into the battle! I crush my enemies and attack them right away!"
"But you give away your position. You should sometimes stay and wait before you-" yet you couldn't finish your sentence before Solider climb on the table and pointed his finger at you.
"ONLY COWARDS AND COMUNISTS HIDE IN THE SHADOWS BEFORE THEY STRIKE! WE SCREAM OUR GLORY OUT OF THOSE LUNGS AS LONG AS WE HAVE THE ABILITY TO BBBRRRREATH!! So better listen up maggot, because now I will teach you how to fight with nothing but a shovel and piece of raw chicken!"
"Right..." Solider was...not it. He knew how to use many types of weapons sure, but you left after he suggested that he'll show you how to fist-fight with your opponents while completely naked and covered in honey. After another rather disappointing journey you were left with the last option for today.
You walked to the high wooden tower. You felt the smell of cigarette and piss. When you reached the top you noticed a man with hat over his face. You walked up to him, thinking he must be asleep, and as you tried to reach his shoulder to woke him up, he caught your hand and looked at you from behind big orange glasses.
"What aye you doin' rookie?" he asked while shoving your hand away.
"I thought you were asleep that's all. I need training from you."
"Training? For what?"
"I want to find out what place should I take in the team and Miss Pauling wanted me to try out your- combat style"
"Try out? Snipin' isn't somethin' ya try out. You have to put everythin' in it, you need to focus and remember that each shoot matters. And no offense but you look like someone who is workin' in the offense than defence, so ask someone else" he stood up from his chair and looked at you.
"And oi don't give lessons. I'm no teacher" you wanted to talk away but you can't give up so easly.
"Okey. You aren't a teacher, but you are a professional right? I'm a professional myself, so I know how important taking order is, especially from your boss. I'm fine with you not teching me but I bet that Miss Pauling will remember it. Unless of course you want to tell her yourself that you couldn't stood up to the challenge" you looked at him as he sighed and picked up his rifle.
"First things you should know is how to hold your weapon" he started. You smirked, as you started to take notes.
"Put that down and come here."
"Why?"
"Ya won't learn anythin' by standin' still and writin' with a pen. Here." He gave you his weapon and put chair in front of the balcony. You sat down and hold it tight. He pointed at training ground where you noticed moving in left and right target practice dummy.
"You see this? I want you to shoot it."
Without question you did as he asked, you pulled the trigger, shot and- you missed.
"Shit...No matter. I'll try again." you mumbled to yourself while you relodead his weapon. You shot at least three times before you hit something, unfortunately it was just an empty tin.
"Blood hell, you're awful." he said while walking up to you.
"That's why I came to you. Maybe you can tell me what I'm doing wrong then?" you asked while aiming at dumny again.
You heard deep sigh and soon you left his hands over your shoulders and your back. He started fixing your posture, soon he lowered down to your ear and whisper:
"Realx...You're always shakin' your hand before you shoot." your cheeks blushed as you started to aim again. He slowly lowered your elbow down, and wishpered once again.
"You have tense strong mussels, but ya need to know when to use that strength to pull the trigger. Follow the target..." he slowly moved your hand as he stood right behind you.
"Now."
You pulled the trigger and you manage to shot your target right in the head.
"See? All you had to do is to relax"
You looked in his direction while reloading.
"Thanks... See? You aren't a bad teacher after all"
He pulled his hat down to cover his face on these words, he probably didn't expect such complement from you. Then he looked at the ground taking his glasses off.
"Somethings wrong?" You asked. Soon he handed you a jar with...yellow liquid inside it.
"What is-"
"Don't ask."
You had your suspicions of what that was based on it's smell, but you only shruged your shoulders.
You stared at empty land before he finally lowered himself down, you did the same.
"Say rookie, how good at are you at throwing?" he asked with small smirk on his face.
"Good enough"
"On three throw it on the left from the first red box. One....two....three."
You both stood up and throw jarate. You heard sound of shattering glass, and figure runing away, followed by a loud scream.
"aaaAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"Spy, that ya fancy bloody wuss! Hahaha!"
You couldn't help but smirk, while looking at Snipers smile. This is when he looked back at you, a bit embarrassed.
"...What?"
"Nothing. I just tought that, maybe, maybe, if you give me couple of lessons like that...I might tell Miss Pauling, that I've finally decided what I want to do"
He put his glasses back on and pat your shoulder, whole standing besides you.
"Tomorrow, at the same time. Don't be late"
He looked at you for the last time before he walked away through the wooden door.
You couldn't help but smile, you felt so comfortable around him. It was a nice feeling, knowing that you two understand each other and will surely make good partners. At work of course!
Unless....
[@zeldot :Hope you enjoyed this part! I'm so glad you gave me another commission! ]
Ok behold my first ask... a sequel to the sniper x masc rookie reader thats a bit more romantic if you dont mind. Also perhaps even art for it or just a drawing of sniper :>
Hunting for sunset
โ TF2 Sniper x Masculine Reader [romantic]
Art by meโกยฐโข
You worked for RED Team for over a year now, and you were doing a great job! Your skills were useful in battle agains robots, but today you fought agains BLU.
It was hard for you at first, seeing clones of people that you live with was confusing but you adapted quickly. You stood next to the Medic, protecting him from BLU Spy, who was eager to get revenge on him. You noticed BLU Heavy charging at you, you preprepared your weapon, ready to fight, until you noticed red dot on Heavy's fourhead and soon- BAM. BLU Heavy was shoot right in the head. You knew exactly who to thank for that.
"Thanks mate!" You shouted at Sniper. He waved at you, before changing his position. Today Sniper was going great! Enemy team couldn't even cross the bridge because they all have been shot down by him, but it was hard for your team to get in and grab their intelligence.
After couple of minutes you noticed Scout runing out with the intelligence on his back. You wanted to cheer for him when he shouted.
"They have รผbercharge!"
This is when from behind the corner BLU Solider run out and shoot Scout with two rockets. He looked at you and Medic smiling and laughing ready to strike. Both of you ran inside, waiting for รผber effect to end. You noticed BLU Medic fleeing but no Solider in sight, you thought he run into the sewers instead of runing after you, but BLU Solider had much deferent plans, he rocket jump into Sniper's nest. You heard him screaming in surprise, and without a thought you run as fast as you can to help him.
Meanwhile Sniper and Solider were fighting with their melee weapons. Looks like Solider was out of the ammunition for his rocket launcher but he was still eager to fight, trying to hit his opponent with a shovel. Sniper dodged his attacks as much as he could, but it was hard for him since Solider manage to break his leg. Soon Sniper fell on the ground as Solider pined him down with his boot.
"Not so brave when you are close to your enemy are you? Now hear this camper, you are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!!" On these words Solider swing his shovel above his head, Sniper closed his eyes, ready to respawn any second when he felt pressure coming off of him.
You grabed BLU Solider by his uniform and throwed him against the wall.
"Keep that shovel in the dirt private!" You shouted.
"You will regret that Maggot! AHHHHHH!!!!"
You and Solider started a fight. You were punching him with your fists, and pining him to the wall. Sniper watched it all laying down in the corner. Soon Solider manage to pin you to the floor.
"I joined this team just to kill maggots LIKE YOU!" He shouted. You started to choke when you heard familiar sound in front of you.
BEEP BEEP
"I wish you... a nice...FLIGHT!" You kicked Solider with you legs right into his chest pushing him through the doorfarme into another room.
"Ha! You need to try ha-" unfortunately he didn't finish his insult, because level two secntry in another room shoot him in seconds. You stood up, beaten up but feeling alright. You looked at Sniper and you run up to him.
"Are you alright?" You asked.
"I'm fine mate. Just bleedin' on the floor" he said while trying to stand up, but he hissed from the amount of pain he felt.
"Don't move. I will help you"
"How are you-"
This is when Sniper stoped talking as you gently picked him up. You were holding him close to your chest while walking to the respawn room.
"Am I even weigh anything to you?" He asked while holding his hand over his red cheek.
"Not really. It's like holding a cute puppy"
"Cute?" He asked.
"Uh. I mean um- you- well. You just reminde me of one! That's all!" You answered in panick as your face started to get warmer from the embarrassment. Soon you both get to the respawn room. Sliding garage doors opened, from where Demoman and Scout walked out. Both of them were staring at you two, then Demo looked at corpse of Solider in the other room.
"Ay, what did we miss?" demo asked. In the meantime Scout was giggling for some reason while looking at Sniper that was looking back at him angry and embarrassed.
"Oh ho ho! So you did it then?" Scout rased his eyebrow at you two. You didn't really know what he means. This is when Sniper answered.
"No Scout. I didn't." he said it almost hissing at him.
"Did what?" You asked
"Rookie I don't know if ya noticed but I'm bleadin' in the middle of the corridor so if ya could."
"Oh right right!" You ran inside and put him next to the supply cabinet. He took bandages out of it and started to heal his leg.
"Thanks mate"
"No problem! So, what is it you wanted to do?"
"I...uh." his face got red again as he was trying to say something but he couldn't.
"Hey if you don't want to say it you don't have to. It's okey" You gently smiled at him.
"Mate I-"
VICTORY
You heard administrator voice through megaphone and croud of people cheering. Looks like your team manage to secure the enemy intelligence.
"What is it you wanted to say again?"
"I... oh it's not important. Oi wanted to ask if ya want to shoot them from the distance with me but looks like we missed that chance."
"It's alright. We can try next time. Now, come on, I hear them dancing conga already"
After another great victory you all drove back to your main base. All of you sat in common room cheering and drinking.
"Ohhhh yea! We did it! Have you seen their faces when Medic used his รผber on me? Ha!" Scout bragged.
"Of course we did. We also zaw you gettin' blown up by BLU Demoman's stickys while you were laughing at their Scout's corpse" Spy commented while taking a sip of his drink.
Everyone laughed while Scout was trying to deny it, saying he just didn't saw them.
"Ay but have ya seen what newbie did? They manage to fist fight BLU Solider and thay won!"
"Zat is impressive" Medic complement you.
"HA! I knew he wasn't a true American! I wouldn't lost against you" Solider shouted.
"I think there is a hight chase of you losing partner. Ya have the same strength as him" said Engi while putting his hand over Solider's shoulder. On those words Solider punched the table with his fist.
"That is a lie! I bet I could win with you right now! I will prove you I'm no weak maggot!"
"Wow wow! Maybe don't fight like that. How about hand wrestling?" Engi proposed.
"Alright then! We shall wrestle on hands!" Excited, Solider put his hand on the table "Bring it on cupcake"
You happly stood up to the challenge, you rolled up your sleeves revealing you stong muscles, not noticing Sniper almost choking on his drink. The war has begun. You and Solider hold your hands in the middle at the same time, Scout commented, Demoman cheered, Pyro happly clapped their hands, Medic started taking notes, Heavy observed in silence, Engineer was the judge, Spy watched while smoking his cigarette and Sniper? He watched, quietly cheering for you.
This batter was hard but after some time Solider's hand started to go down and three,two, one AND YOU WON!
"HAHAHA! I WON 10 BUCKS!" Demo cheered while grabing 10 dolars from Spy.
"Good job mate!" Sniper shook your shoulder and you put your hand against his while celebrating.
Party continued, you were talking with Spy when you noticed that Sniper was nowhere around. You wanted to look for him when Pyro walked up to you.
"Oh hello Pyro! What can I do for you?" You asked. On these words Pyro gave you small letter.
"Hudda hudd mmmhm! Mhmmm mm! Hudda hu mmm!" You couldn't understand everything but the words you could make out was that it was from Sniper. You opened and read it. He was asking you to meet up at wheat field nearby. You excused Spy and thanked Pyro for the letter, wondering why he didn't ask you out in person.
After some time you noticed him. Tall man with his hat on, looking at the sunset. He turned his head and smiled when he noticed you.
"Glad to see ya actually came"
"You weren't sure if Pyro will deliver letter without setting in on fire?" You joked, while standing right next to him.
"A bit. But they were the only person oi could trust with this letter. They didn't ask too many questions"
You both look at the sun that was setting behind the horizon, before he took his hat off.
"Rookie, there is somethin, oi need to tell ya. And it's somethin' stupid and probably insane"
"Whatever you'll say it will be nothing compared to what Solider says on the daily basis" you giggled. This is when you noticed his cheeks are getting red as he nervously twists his hat.
"Listen. We know each other for some time now and I'm enjoyin' your company. Compered to the others ya make me feel... I can't even say how but ...ya just make me feel more than just happy"
He paused before speaking again.
"Listen rookie, what I'm tryin' to say is that...I like you. No. I love you. In the way that you think. Because I...love ya"
You looked at him for a moment, as you both stood in silence. He...loves you?
"See? Shit I knew it was insane. I swear I'll kill Scout for encurin' me to do this I-"
"I love you too." You answerd. He looked at you shocked.
"What?"
You walked up to him, smiling slightly.
"I...love you too" you took hat from his hands and put it back on his head "Was it the muscle or my charm?"
On those words Sniper's face got red as he pushed you, making you fall. You chukled while looking up at him, shining bright in the beems of setting sun. He fixed his hat and looked at you, laying on the ground.
"Let's say...both." Sniper answered while fixing his hat. You catched his hand and pulled him close to yourself and kissed his cheek. You looked at each other before both of you stared to laugh again. You stood up with him, looking into his eyes that were hiding behind orange glasses. Even without words, both of you could understand each other. He put hand over your cheek, as you smiled and rubbed his hand.
"So? What now?" You asked.
"Now, let's enjoy this moment..." he sat down patting space next to him. You sat next to him, leaning over his shoulder while you both looked at setting sun, you felt cold slow wind that was moving the wheat, making it look like a golden ocean and you couldn't help but smile as you hold his hand.
Meanwhile Scout and Pyro were cheering in the background, as Engineer was smiling and cheering for both of you, Medic was taking photos, Demoman (drunk) cried with joy, Solider saluted, Heavy smiled and nodded and Spy shruged his shoulders wishpering.
"Finally."
[Hope you enjoyed it! Can't wait to write your other requests! I'm having so much fun writing them! @zeldot ]
If you have time and its not a bother, could you do a part two to "Ma petite fleur"?
-Anon โจ๏ธ
[Heck yea!!! I'm glad you liked this series dear anonโจ๏ธ! Have a nice reading!๐๐]
Ma petite fleur: Garden
>TF2 Spy x Reader [romantic]
>this is sequel to the previous part, so if you want you can read it here:
> Ma petite fleur- TF2 Spy x reader
You were holding a piece of paper on which was written: "Next week at Teufort's Garden, same day, same time." It was written by a gentleman you've meet last week. You couldn't help but think about it for all week. Because of this, you were a bit distracted at work casing two fire incidents. Fortunately for you Saxton was happy that the Pyro weapon you tested were successful!
You sat on the bench and waited. After a short while you heard a woosh noise, happy, you turned your head and saw the masked man in the suit.
"Bonjour~"
"Hello Spy!"
"Is it the sun or are you just shining so brightly today with your beauty" he complemented.
"Perhaps both" you answered, giggling a bit.
Spy stood up, holding his hand out to you.
"Let's go for a walk. I didn't choose this garden by mear accident "
"Sure! Surprise me" you said, hearing Spy chukle.
You were both walking along the path, looking at the beautiful roses, smelling the white lilies, and then you noticed two other people sitting on a bench, talking. You noticed that it was a woman in a purple dress and a man in a red shirt.
"Maybe let's choose a different path" Spy suggested.
"Oh. You don't want to disturb young love?" You asked.
"No. I don't want young love to disturb us."
You giggled as you and Spy turned right, continuing to walk side by side, this time holding hands as you begin to talk.
"So? Did you like the new weapons?" You asked.
"I did. In fact, I have to admit, they exceeded my expectations"
You smiled gently bumping your shoulder into Spy, he smirked and did the same.
Later, you walked next to a lake with white swans, colorful fish, and little bread-mutants being attacked by ducks, as the sun slowly set behind the willows, giving the place a beautiful, calm and warm aura. Spy stopped and sat down on a bench, you joined him.
"It's beautiful" you said.
"Ineed..." he answered.
At this point, Spy gently placed his hand under your chin, getting closer to your face.
"I think our little date is going pretty well"
"Yea. It's nice. Good actually. Why, did you expect to be attacked by a bread monster?" You joked.
"I wouldn't be surprised if something like that happend"
Both of you looked at each other, soon slowly getting closer, ready for first kiss on the lips...
"Ahh!" You heard a quiet scream behind you. You turned around and saw the man lying face down on the ground. It looks like he fell from a bush. You looked at the Spy who was looking at the boy with irritation.
"I thought bushman only lives in such places." He said.
When boy stood up you finally recognised him.
"Scout? What are you doing here?"
"Uhhh nothin'. We- i mean Uh, I- was just lookin' around-"
"We?" You said.
This is when you heard a sigh and woman walked out from the bushes.
"Miss Pauling? What are you doing here?" You asked.
"We were just walking around and noticed you two- and we wanted to say hi! Right Scout?"
"We were?" Scout replied.
Spy let out the most 'Why can't I catch a break' sigh you have ever heard.
"I want to know what you are doing here"
After these words, Pauling moved closer to you, lowering her voice.
"We got an information that somewhere around here two man will exchange briefcases. Administrator is interested in the green one"
"Why? What's in there" you asked.
"You don't need to know that. All you have to know is that she wants it. The problem is that this park is big and it's hard to keep track of where these guys are going to show up"
"Perhaps we can help" you suggested"
"You? How?" Scout asked.
"Well, we can stay here and look for the guys while you two will patrol the other side. In that way we won't attract any suspicions"
"Hm. This might work. Come on Scout, let's go"
Miss Pauling took Scout's hand dragging him to the other side of the lake.
"Sorry I dragged you into this" you said. Spy shock his head.
"No need to. I got used to work following me, besides those two fools need help. I mean, look at them"
You looked accost the lake, only to spot Scout runing away from the sawn, as Miss Pauling was trying to catch it. You started to chukle at this hilarious scene. Seeing you smile, made Spy smiled too as he lifted your hand and kissed it softly. You blushed and started staring at him. At that moment, you noticed two men standing at the edge of the garden.
"Is it them?" Spy asked not turning his head.
"Yes. They have the briefsace"
"Which one?"
"The one on the left, in grey suit and black hat"
Two man started to walk separate ways. The man you described started to walk your way.
"We need to get Miss Paulings attention..."
This is when you got close to Spy.
"Kiss me."
"What?"
"Just do it. It's the part of the plan"
That's when the Spy walked up to you and kissed you on the lips, at that moment you wanted to stay like that but you had to stick to the plan. That was the moment you pushed him away and stood up.
"Oh my lords Louis! On da first date! Howww dare youuuu!" You shouted, causing the man in the suit to stop and causing Scout and Miss P to look at you and notice the guy. They both stepped aside and you nodded at her.
"Ya realllyyy think, I can be kisssed soooo soon! Shammee!" You started to act. Spy quickly picked up what you have in mind, he rolled his eyes and joined.
"But my love! I caaarrrre about you! How could you brrrreak da kisss!!"
"Because I know you love my sisterrrrrr!"
You and Spy tried very hard not to laugh as the guy in the suit seemed to be watching the 'drama'. At that moment, you noticed Scout trying to grab the briefcase out of his hands.
"That is not trrrueee!"
"It is, ya wanna know how I know? Because secretly, I'M MY SISTERRRR!"
The man in the suit dropped the briefcase after hearing such "twist". Meanwhile, you noticed Spy's face, trying not to laugh.
"So now! Be gone!" You started to run away.
"NON! Mon cher, comee back to meee!" Spy chased after you. Soon you both stumble into the rose maze, finally starting to laugh.
" 'I'm my sister?' Really? That was the best twist you could come up with?"
"Come on, Spy, I improvising. At least it worked"
"Worked perfectly" you continued to smile as the Spy approached you.
"Yet I think I owe you.."
"Owe? Owe me what?" You asked. This is when Spy leaned down to you, lowering his voice.
"Better kiss..."
He kissed you (again) in the lips but this time you didn't push him away. You put hands around his neck, as both of you enjoyed every second of it. When you stoped you looked up, and put hand over his cheek, he did the same.
"No bad" you said.
Spy chukled as you two were standing, gazing at each other. Soon Scout and Pauling catched up to you.
"We have the briefsace!!!" Scout shouted.
"And that guy won't chase us. Let's say I gave him some sleeping toxins, so he should wake up in two hours. Thanks for the help by the way!"
"No problem. Glad we could help" you answered.
"Soo" Scout interrupted "You two are a thing orrrr"
"Well um...-"
"What about you two? Don'tthink I didn't saw this embarrassing kiss" Spy asked.
On those words both Scout and Paulings face got completely red, and both of them started to speak, and make excuses or speak more nonsense.
"Haha! M-Maybe let's get the briefsace back to the base! C-Come on Socut. Commmme on!"
"Whaa-!" Scout shouted as he was once again dragged away.
Both of you stayed completely alone, around the roses. Spy took one of them, and gave it to you.
"For you...ma petite fleur"
"Thank you...Louis" you joked.
Spy rolled his eyes and kissed you once again, under the bright light of the moon...
[Anddd the end!! What do you think! I hope you liked it!๐๐]
Hiii I do not know who you are but you just suddenly appeared on my dash a few hours ago and now I wanna be frens :]
Oh!
Hello there new friend!
I am just simple beginning writer/artist who likes war hat themed hat simulator and write/draw silly things with them :]
๐BLU Scout's ma moodboard ๐
Seat saved for you
โ Team Fortress characters 7th comic timeline and GenderNeutral!Reader - [platonic,family dynamic]
Your breath puffed in faint clouds, as the sun was slowly hiding behind mountains of snow. You walked through a neighbourhood, gazing at houses decorated on Smissmas with bright lights and other plastic holiday-themed decorations. You hold a small letter addressed specifically to you from your old friend, Scout, or now, Jeremy Willis, who was inviting you to join and celebrate holidays this year. You couldn't show up on previous ones, you worked alongside Miss Pauling, helping her get rid of even the smallest connection mercs ever had with the TF industry. You spend over six years helping them, just so they can live normal lives. After long years of destroying the past, you were happy to enjoy the future.
When you got that letter, you answered, promising to show up.
A cold wind was blowing the at back of your neck, as you slowly raised your hand to knock on doors. You waited, ready for someone to open them, tapping your foot over the wooden porch, in the meantime checking if you had everything on you, soon doors opened, and you couldn't stop smiling knowing you'd get to see them again, after seven years.
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"Oh hey! It's You !" Jeremy opened the door, welcoming you with a wide smile on his face "Get in here, you big dummy"
"Hello there Jeremy! I am late?" You asked.
Fortunately for you, they were just getting started. You put away your coat and presents you brought for others and change your boots, not wanting to dirty the floor with wet shoes. Scout led you to the living room from which loud sounds of laughter were heard. As you walked, you listened to your friend, thanking you for showing up and sticking around for so long. You sparkled with joy at every word he was saying, still in disbelief at how much this loud boy had grown.
"Alright c'mon before this gets embarrassin' " you smirked, knowing it kinda already did.
"Miss Pauling brought us a turkey! But just remember...-"
Both of you stepped into the warm bright light of the room, it blinded you for a moment, but when your eyes adjusted, you saw them all sitting around a large table with a smile on each familiar face. Not the fake one. No. It was the true smile of joy, happiness, freedom, ...of life.
It was something..... that even the most positive words could not describe.
"We couldn't' have done any of this without you."
...you?
You stood there, eyes slowly filling with tears as wide smile showed up on you face. You stared at Scout, who was pointing at saved seat for you, waiting for you to sit down and join them. You walked up to him...and gave him big hug.
"Thank you..." you wishpered, before letting him go.
You sat down, and noticed a man sitting on your left next to you. Was it-
"I see you finally decided to join us"
It was Spy. You tried hard not to freak out, or scream in joy, so you just cracked wide stupid smile.
Everyone started do what they did best, the started to talk loudly, asking you many questions about you job, life, family, everything! You were happy to meet in person their family members, little girl named Tanya was the first one to introduce herself and invited you to play with them. Other kids swarmed you like bee's, wanting all your attention to themselves. So did Pyro, who was holding your arm close to their chest, expressing how much they missed you. Fortunately you were saved by Heavy, who invited you for a drink alongside Medic, Demo, Engi and Sniper. Later Solider pulled you aside to introduce you to his children [with interesting choice of names] and his loving wife Zhanna, who gave you death threat if you try to look at her man in any funny way. At least she gave you strong handshake. Later Heavy's youngest sister Bronislava handed you over some pictures she took, from simple selfies to group photos with men you used to work with but never stop beeing friends with.
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Hours passed but for you it didn't matter. Time was not a thing when you were with them all, enjoying every second of chaotic energy they brought to this room. Scout was more than happy to see how you and his kids bonded, especially after you told them stories about how their father saved your life many times, how they beat up the bad guys and uncovered secrets together. For the little ones it was one check of a fairly tale, but for you it was your past. Then loud booming was heard outside, as sky sparkled with colors.
"Fireworks!" Kids shouted as they run past you, pining their face to the window and watching with aw how sky lights up on many different colors. As kids watched you sneak away, to join the adults in the living room, to take a break. Spy poured some water in your glass, and handed it to you with gentle smile. You took a sip and looked around, memories coming back to you. It was a long time ago.... wasn't it?
Well
This party just like every party will end, but memories from it will stay in your mind, sorry but you won't forget those nine morons in a lonnggggg time ha! Enjoy this party, even if you have to know it will end eventually, because this won't go on forever... but long enough to make fantastic moment that soon you'll be calling memories.
At that moment Scout rased his glass and shouted "Wishing you Merry Smissmas everyone!"
Team shouted with joy as you joined them, with bright smile on your face, feeling lucky to meet this team all those years ago.
Hi,
One, I love your art,
Two, you can pick one of these options. Your writing is also impeccable, so I was one if you can either do a pyro x nb reader or sniper x nb reader.
Three, make sure you take care of yourself and have a good day/evening/night whenever you receive this.
-Tavern/Stary
Ps nb stands for non binary if you are not aware
[Thank you! Hope you are feeling alright too!๐๐]
Fire and smoke
โ TF2 Pyro x reader [romantic]
Explosions was heard in the distance, as you stood next to the sapped sentry and dispenser, that was healing you. Engineer was still respawning so all you could do is to wait for him. You had your back against the wall, looking left and right, paranoid knowing that somewhere BLU Spy was hiding, ready to finish the job. You noticed injured Demoman, he run up to dispenser, standing next to you.
"Ay there. Why aye Ya hidn'?"
"There is a Spy here Demo. We need to be on high alert"
"That coward won't hide forever! We'll find him we- look out!"
You turned you back, but you saw nothing more than blank wall. This is when someone kicked you in your back, and pinned you down with his boot. It was Demoman. Or was it? Soon smoke fall and he turned into BLU Spy.
"Fooled again." Said Spy proudly, fixing his tie.
You tried to stand but this is when you heard him taking his knife out.
"Adieu!"
On those words you were ready to feel cold knife in your back. But when you looked up you noticed that Spy, was in flames.
"Fire, fire, fire!" Spy shouted.
It was Pyro, he shoot Spy with his falre gun, and they started to chase him with their axe, finnaly chopping him on half. They walked up to you, helping you stand up.
"Pyro! It's good to see you" you said holding gently their hand.
Pyro happy giggled and pat your head. This is when Engineer run up to both of you.
"Is everything alright?-"
Pyro stand in front of you, holding his flamethrower, ready, to burn another enemy for you.
"Wow! Buddy it's me! Here, let me prove that" Engineer put his toolbox down and punched it with his wrench, this is when small box started to transform into level one sentry. Seeing this Pyro lowered down their weapon and sat next to you. You noticed how they took your hand, gently holding it.
"Hey I'm alright. You did it!"
Pyro turned their head at you. They started to use sign language, communicating with you.
"I didn't want to see you get hurt"
You smiled softly and spoke to them.
"And i didn't get hurt, thanks to you. I'm fine now. You can go to the front lines if you want-"
But on those words Pyro muffed and shook their head. They gave you big tight hug, refusing to let you go.
"Pyro come on. I'm fine, really" you assured them. They pat your head and muffled.
"Mm mhmm mhhmmhm muh"
Even if Pyro's mask was muffling their voice you could heard them say:
"I just care about you"
You smiled and warped your hands aroud their torso giggling.
"I care about you too"
This match was a taught one. Unfortunately today none of the team won. Everyone came back to base frustrated and disappointed.
"It I had my รผbercharge ready!!-" shouted Medic, throwing his coat on chair.
"Medic did his best, don't beat up yourself Doctor" Heavy spoke, trying to cheer his Doctor up.
Rest of the team sat around the table exhausted, and started to point out their mistakes, screaming about "what if" scenarios. But not you. You knew you did your best, and so did Pyro that walked into the room with you. You both started at each other.
"They all are angry again..." you said.
You heard small mumbles from behind Pyro's mask before he took your hand and you both went into their room. You sat with him on the ground, this is when they give you their crayons and started to draw on paper.
"Huh? What are you doing?" You asked. This is when Pyro showed you his drawing. It was Scout and next to his were stars and Pyro's handwritten texst "you did great!"
"Oh i get you! You want to cheer everyone up with drawings?" You asked. Pyro happly noded.
"Well then let's get started!"
Both of you took crayons and started to draw. After one hour, you and Pyro finished your drawings. You manage to get small gifts for everyone too. Soo both of you stared to walk up to the mercs and give them gifts.
Scout felt better right away, especial after seeing how Pyro drew his muscles bigger
"Looks just like me!" he said.
Heavy smiled and thanked both of you. Medic felt a bit better, and he pinned your drawing on his fridge. Spy room was locked so you gave it to him by slipping the drawing nder the door, maybe he liked it. Sniper just thanked, but you saw him smiling. Solider and Demoman were happy and they felt better right away. Last one was Engineer. After receiving such kind gift from you, he put it on his pin board.
"Thank you kindly partners"
You gave him thumbs up and Pyro giggled. Soon both of you walked away. This is when Pyro stopped you.
"Hm? What's wrong?" You asked. They gave you small letter. You opened it to see drawing of you and Pyro with lot of hearts and stars around. This one was more detailed, looks like they spend the most time on it.
"You are my star! You did great!" Pyro said in sign language.
You smiled and hugged them, laying you head on their chest, listen to their heartbeat. It was so sweet of them! Pyro hugged you back. Even after failed match beeing with them, was enough to make you feel better.
Stars shined bright on the sky. You were sitting outside and watched, how clouds moved with the wind. Pyro was sitting next to you, playing with their lighter. You started to shiver from cold, and you clinged closer to them.
"Sorry, I'm just a bit cold" you said.
Pyro looked at you for a second before standing up and picking wooden box. They took out their axe and smashed it into pieces. Confused you watched as they started to put wood on one pile in front of you, soon they set it quickly on fire. They sat next to it and waved their hand at you to get closer, as you walked up to them. Pyro catched your hand and pulled you on their lap, giving you big bear hug. You blushed as they gently hold you close, to keep you warmth.
"Mh mhmm mm"
"I love you too..." you said looking up at the stars.
Both of you gazed at the night sky, knowing this night was perfect because you two had each other and it was enough to make you feel safe and happy.
[Thank you for reading! ๐๐]
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