Listening To Starkid

listening to Starkid

last night I watched the trail to Oregon,then I’m watching the hatchetfield series,then finally Twisted! It’s amazing so far.(I’m on The Guy who didn't like musicals(I’m in the middle of it but my dad has something I have to do)) Also the Sniggles Throughout all of hatchetfield are cool.

Update: I’m on Black Friday and I love the restless sleep of the Dead in Drowsy Town. Also I watched Cinderella’s castle and it’s amazing.

update 2:I’m on Nerdy Prudes must die and Watched Workin Boys

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6 days ago

Dabi Bounced Back but I’ve come to make an announcement.

the king is winning the tumblr sexyvillain round he's in..

Huh

Mha is the bigger fandom too, how???


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1 month ago

Bronx Zoo

My brother says he wants to relive being 8 and we’re at the dinosaur exhibit but when he was 8 I had a Dinosaur hyperfixation! So now I’m saying dinosaur facts to the tune of Starkid songs.


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1 month ago

clarification: I just remembered the Moveable Effect of Create,Move Object isn’t needed if you don’t want to harvest resources and Do Your Own Fortnite Building.

charlie: I LOOKED AT THE MECHANICS OF MUTANTS AND MASTERMINDS AND I MADE FORTNITE BUILDING

bizly, in the quietest most surprised gm voice: okay

2 months ago

🎮1️⃣So things look bad and your backs against the wall. Your whole existence seems fucking hopeless. You’re feeling filthy as your MacBook Pro hard drive. Can’t face the world Nonchill and Squipless. You lost your way,you think your life is wrecked. Well let me just say you’re correct. 🎮2️⃣Wait What.

🎮1️⃣You’re a Loser,Baby, a loser goddamn baby you’re a fucked up little whiny bitch. But we’re both losers so that’s fine. A geek, and whatever, Trauma bonding never,you’re a loser just like me. 🎮2️⃣Is this supposed to make me feel better.

🎮1️⃣No you literally abandoned me after taking a grey oblong pill.

🎮2️⃣But it’s from Japan!!

🎮1️⃣Who Cares!

🎮2️⃣I paid 400 Dollars, for a psychopathic freak

🎮1️⃣And you think that makes you Unique?(Points to Rich Goranski)

🔥💊Hey!

🎮1️⃣Were both loser’s baby, were losers it’s okay to be a-

🎮2️⃣Pill Addicted Horny Heere

🎮1️⃣Hey that’s fine by me. I got an appetite for what’s retro.

🎮2️⃣And 20 times in the book I insisted I was hetro.(Out of song:The book makes Jeremy Being Bi way too obvious)

Last Updated 3/6/2025 and near the ending. I’ll do More Later but for now I’m Getting Ready for a Jeremy Version Of Poison about the Squip(Yeah I know gaslighting and SA are different but it fits lyrics wise I might do addict instead for using Drugs instead of SA)(Also might do more musical Hazbin hotel parodies)

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1 week ago

Damn I finally Azalin Rex Account mentioned in @wonderfulworldofdarklords . And There’s Virtually infinite mists Until Klor comes for us all.

Random musing...

The hours I spend researching Ravenloft lore to ultimately end up creating my own stories for my games is kind of hilarious.

1 month ago

Anything Hatchetfield:Ascension is The Idea of Your Stupidity being so high others are below it even when they try to beat it.(Yeah I love Starkid but come on it’s just like that when it comes to dark comedy.)

Musicals as things I or other people have said

Hamilton: I always like to take a shot at our right wing audience members

Jekyll and Hyde: I’m going to drink this, and then I’m going to fight my shadow

Dear Evan Hansen: once in a while my mom is like; clean your room. Clean your attitude. Clean your face

Heathers: no amount of bleach can kill my mind

Mean Girls: you are so straight it disgusts me

Next to Normal: if the voices in your head are saying it, it must be true

Beetlejuice: the emo effect just makes you emo

Be More Chill: I can live in the ear canal

Wicked: if a blonde has glasses she’s an oxymoron, if she doesn’t have glasses she’s just a moron

Les Mis: here’s a rock. Go to the frontlines

Waitress: you know what pie makes me think of? DOGS!

Rent: hobos are capable of anything

Book of Mormon: you can’t steal God’s chips

Sweeney Todd: Jacques, I will cut out your tongue

Little Shop of Horrors: I wanted a piece of that guy’s face

Bare a pop opera: I am a happily married gay man

Ride the Cyclone: that rat is prettier than you

Phantom of the Opera: I am going to kill every composer that puts fortissimo in percussion


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2 months ago

do you need me to do the lyrics of Morshu-richer than you?

Turn around, Link, it'd be a crime If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you So don't step over that line Or else, friend, you're gonna have a bad time

But kids like you don't play by the rules And guys like me can't give credit to insolvent fools So just go, before my patience drains quicker And don't come back till you're a little richer!

Go ahead and try to buy it if you're able Guess you know my prices aren't negotiable I can tell you're gеtting really sick of trying But I think you're just mad you keep dying

You're not gonna win, wе'll be here together Haggling in my item store forever I know that there is nothing cheap about 'em But you cannot beat the game without 'em I know you've got

Ru-u-u-u-pies, ru-u-u-u-pies Ru-u-u-u-pies For Lamp oil, rope, and bombs, lamp oil, rope, and bombs Lamp oil, rope, and bombs

I know I'm selling Everything you're searching for But if you want to afford it, well You better grind some more

And no matter how I stall you You won't give up and go home Is it really worth all this trouble Just to bomb some dodongos?

Go ahead and try to buy it if you're able You should know by know that credit's off the table Think that you can try to scam me like I'm some pawn? Well I don't have time for beggars so get Morshed on I know you've made my customers disappear But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their mercy I am their power I am monetization I know you've got Ru-u-u-u-pees, ru-u-u-u-pees Ru-u-u-u-pees But I think I'm Richer than you

Regarding the hand-off document, is "Mordu" instead of "Mardu" a typo today, or did it change after you submitted the hand-off?

It changed after handoff.


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1 week ago

My Pokey Mask Inspired By All The Lords in Black.

My Pokey Mask Inspired By All The Lords In Black.

here

The shrine to the lords in black(Wiggly was the only one with a song I could play at school besides the summoning)(Heard the Kickstarter Has High School NPMD as a goal, get to it I want to keep the beans cool already.)

The Shrine To The Lords In Black(Wiggly Was The Only One With A Song I Could Play At School Besides The

I made this for art class at school. It’s going to be In the Shepard Art and STEAM show along with My Piskell(Pixel Art) Animations. Shoutout to Ms.Castellano, an amazing teacher. Prepare the Vore Nibbly,Autistic Tinky and Gay Blinky Jokes,the Lords in Black Call Us.

6 months ago

if they do I need acorn enthrall. I just want to feel that card’s power even though it’s never playable.

I'd like to request a Secret Lair that includes all the Sorcerer’s Apprentice cards please!

I don’t know if we have the rights to the cards.

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