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THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

BALLS!!!???

more ko-fi requests!

Why is this everything to me- down bad softie and aroace h(im)erbo... thembo- IDK IT'S JUST. ADORABLE.

do u think this is when the crush started

EVERYONE RUN AND HIDE THE OLD MAN HAS GONE FISHING

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Sounds like self-care

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

This would be the height of humor even today.