EVERYONE RUN AND HIDE THE OLD MAN HAS GONE FISHING

team red egg is now real

Me, praying: Hey, lesbian Jesus?

Hayley Kiyoko and Chuu, turning around in unison: You called

BALLS!!!???

Two verisons cause I couldn’t deciddeeee

i need to know every language immediately

at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her

Wheein: I like to scream for the entire duration of horror movies so I’m not caught of guard.