"i Don't Comment On Ao3 Because I Don't Wanna Be Annoying Or Weird" Skill Issue + You Greatly Underestimate

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"I want to be a dragon."

Like if you agree

Dream belongs to jokublog

This design was inspired by hexcia's and thaltro's design of Dream

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Realizes hdg is a thing and immediatelly gets obsessed because what the fuck Ive Been looking for this for literal ages

With that being said

(eyestrain warning) (I dont know How to represent flower mommies/daddies/whatever the fuck is mommy even a gendered term at this point, in my style warning)

(the coolest shit ever(plant))

(disgusting worm /pos)

Also theres a cow being abducted

SHE KNOWS

hey americans there is a recall on testosterone gel because they found benzene in it! please check the lot numbers on your batches, benzene is really not something you want to be rubbing into your skin, also you might be eligible for compensation because this is just insane what the fuck

more on this page:

Washington State Local Health Insurance

Drug Recall Report

The Drug Recall Report is for prescription drugs that are have recently been issued recalls by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA).

16 April, 1939 Letters to Véra by Vladimir Nabokov

If you were a carrot

and I was a sprout

I’d boil along with you

I’d sit on your plate

If you were a tadpole

and I was a frog

I’d wait till your legs grew

I’d teach you to croak

If you were a conker

and I was a string

we’d win every battle

we’d beat everything

If you were a jotter

and I was a pen

I’d write you a message

again and again

If you were a farmer

I’d be in your herd

if you were a popsong

I’d sing every word

I wish I could tell you

that I like you a lot

but you’re like a secret

and I’m like a knot.

If you were a carrot, by Berlie Doherty

The feeling when u realize that Ur risking Ur life needlessly because you've Been cultivating a "my life is worthless and I should take every opportunity to passively increase the chance I die" for almost a decade is REAL.

adulthood really does hit you like a fucking truck when you spent all of your teenage years thinking you were gonna kill yourself eventually,