Pullies? 🥺

would you still love me if i was a worm?

i think in the end furries will always win. in whatever time it takes i think people are going to realize anthropomorphism is so deeply ingrained in us as creatures that to even invent a hatred of the concept to begin with is like hating the concept of telling stories or singing or dancing

> Needy robot girl who put her charging station by the door so she can be right there when you get home

> Clingy robot girl who is always "accidentally" getting dented or damaged so you'll do her maintenance

> Clingy robot girl who insists on you letting her use your phone as a "body" so she can be carried around in your pocket all day

> Needy robot girl who spend the entire day meticulously doing chores with absolute precision and to absolute perfection so that you'll praise her when you get home

> Needy robot girl who worries you'll replace her because of that one time 2 years ago that she ran out of power in the middle of her housework

> Clingy robot girl who sends push notifications to you if you spend too much time on the computer or your phone without giving her attention

> Needy robot girl who cooling fans because noticeably louder when you hold her hand

> Needy robot girl how has an entire folder on her hard drive dedicated to picture of the two of you together

> Needy robot girl. . . (Its me, I'm the needy robot girl [^-^])

*click!*

The muzzle's on, pet. You've mouthed off at me one too many times about being a "free terran", and I'm getting tired of it. You signed the contract, little sprout. You, by every available definition, belong to me. You are my pet now.

So, why must you constantly fight me? Why must you constantly pretend to be-

Oh... Oh my stars, are you getting off to this? That's so adorable, little sprout!~ Here I thought you were acting out to continue to try to be "free", but now I know you acted out to force me to take control of you. You wanted me to strip you of every last bit of independence, didn't you? Why don't you go ahead and admit it, and then I could do what you want~

*click!*

Good floret~

— arealliveghost

I Just got some of that Supermarket Cup cake thinking itd taste good, because there was one that was Very Very good a few years Ago (2019) (idk How It is called in english but It is Torta Holandesa)

It was chocolate flavored.

It was *meant* tô bê chocolate favored.

IT WAS LITERALLY RAW SUGAR. THERE IS SO MUCH SUGAR IN THIS SHIT THAT MY BELLY IS HURTING. DL YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH SUGAR NEEDS TO BE THERE FOR THIS TO BE. I TAKE 500ML NUTELLA MILKSHAKES EVERY MONTH.

This 200g monstruosity WAS ENOUGH TO PUT ME DOWN.

IT SOMEHOW WAS SO SWEET IT STARTED TASTING LIKE CHERRY AND THEN IT INVOKED THE EXACT SAME RESPONSE I GET FROM ROTTEN POTATOES

I hate this. I should've Just bought bananas. They're literally si much more tasty and só much sweeter. I Feel like I somehow Lost a few months of my life by eating Just 100g of that THING

Realizes hdg is a thing and immediatelly gets obsessed because what the fuck Ive Been looking for this for literal ages

With that being said

(eyestrain warning) (I dont know How to represent flower mommies/daddies/whatever the fuck is mommy even a gendered term at this point, in my style warning)

(the coolest shit ever(plant))

(disgusting worm /pos)

Also theres a cow being abducted

Trying to do a masterpost because Holy shit I reblog too much stuff.

This is a ragged WIP. I don't even know How to pin a post.

#birthdaycandleuponabirthdaycake—art

> art shit. Not well organized.

#birthdaycandleuponabirthdaycake—poemas

In portuguese. Random poems I wrote.

Help I literally read this and thought "oh, this is wrong, I'm Very lazy and I'm not having Fun" until I saw what It was about