fortune cookies in the affini compact be like: “you are very cute ^-^” “you’re very good at listening to others” and “there’s a collar in your future~”. there’s a separate pool of fortunes for affini guests, and they just all have the full ip address of the cute sophont sitting across from them
You punch me
And I puke poppies
Am I kind enough
To Go to heaven
Now?
Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!
pullies? 🥺
Eu acho que comi uma minhoca.
Talvez você estivesse entre elas,
Debatendo-se onde a luz é pouca,
Você gritava suas mazelas.
Porque tu, amor, não é mais que verme
— amo-te unicamente por ser verme:
Só ama ao parasita o compatriota,
O só simbiota ao só simbiota.
Meu amor, quando nos consumimos,
Somos animais ou antropófagos?
Quando deixamos de ser indivíduos,
Ainda regem as leis aos nossos afagos?
Devorei-te por ser podre, no final.
Diz o público que sou o que como,
Portanto, passo a comer quem sou:
Somos o sumo mutual consumo,
A ouroboros de um deus frugal.
( Juntamo-nos em um ser somente:
No suicídio vivemos eternamente,
Na dissonância, se ouve consoante:
"Não te amaria se fosse gente")
Realizes hdg is a thing and immediatelly gets obsessed because what the fuck Ive Been looking for this for literal ages
With that being said
(eyestrain warning) (I dont know How to represent flower mommies/daddies/whatever the fuck is mommy even a gendered term at this point, in my style warning)
(the coolest shit ever(plant))
(disgusting worm /pos)
Also theres a cow being abducted
To be loved :)
Sorry if it’s a bit messy, only vibes were allowed
Trying out another brush I made a little bit ago, and haven’t had the chance to use yet, I think I’ll keep it
I miss drawing them uggghh
And the tag has basically been deeead >:(
*Throws them at you like crumpled paper ball*
Finished alt I also enjoyed
Flats | lines | sketch
Credits-
Cross: Jakei95
Nightmare: Jokublog
ok i think one of the major reasons hdg is unappealing to me is because i like my kink to tell a story, i like to craft an interesting and captivating (ha!) narrative, but hdg just feels so insurmountably one-sided, it’s like trying to play pretend but the other kid just keeps going “no, im immune, hits you with my death ray that you can’t dodge or deflect and it goes through force fields and cancels out immunity!!!”
Saw something while getting New shoes and immediatelly went "oh, this looks like something [no-longer-friend-I-crushed-on] would wear!" And Felt so fucking Sad. Like, that's the same person that told me to kill myself.
What I hate the most is that a Lot of the things that made I love her were literally Just she expressing How much she wanted me dead.
I thought she was Just like me, and that she had this quirky way of communication that nobody Else really got.
Like, fuck. It's the only person I ever loved and she hated me. And I loved her because she hated me. And I still don't know How to express It.
I'm still kinda afraid to express It.
I'm a silly bitch who's currently got 2 alts because I can't Man the fuck up and show people my interests. i'm Also deeply infatuated with a ficcional skeleton. hiiiii :)
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