When I tell you this has altered my brain chemistry and I'm not even halfway through. If you are going to read any jonmartin fic let it be this one
MR BONZOS ON HIS WAY, HE WANTS TO STAY, HE WANTS TO PLAY
he's brainwashed and loving and wants to do good, he's a good boy (gender neutral)
The marauders and things my friends have said P.1
Sirius: Heard back from my therapist! I have ptsd!!!
*does a little dance*
Everyone: *cheers*
obviously got no idea how much 'jon' will be in protocol, but i can't stop thinking about someone who's had to listen to all the tapes with his voice on saying "oh so You're jonathan sims??" and lobbying him with like a million questions.
then there's a pause,
and he just says "jonathan blackwood, actually" in that smug bitch voice of his. you know the one
It's Women's History Month and it is almost Ides of March
You know what that means ladies:
Just remember 60 people signed on to stab Caesar and he only had 23 stab wounds, the real moral of the story is group projects have always just been like that
I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
OKAY BUT LIKE SALLY AND POSEIDON’S CONVO OMG
“Do you want to talk to him?”
Long pause. THUNDER rolls in the distance.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!