Me: OMG ASSASSINS CREED 3 IS AMAZING CNOSNCKD

Person B knowing they’re undoubtedly about to die within the next few seconds, likely from the gaping wound they’re bleeding out from. Instead of calling for help, they phone Person A and carry on a casual conversation as if nothing is wrong, making sure to mention how much they love them before their time runs out.

What's your favorite assassins creed game besides 1

I’m still waiting for it

Henry: I don't understand why people like sleeping so much.

Jacob: It's a free trial of death.

I can't

I'm laughing so bad

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible importance, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.

The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

Holly shit

strong female characters in assassin’s creed

semi-strong female characters

characters that satisfy nun fetishes 

sorry.

Yeah. This randomly happened and I think they’d react this way. 

I swear to God I was just reading the Underworld novel and this came up. HAHAHA I JUST HAD TO.