I'm Laughing So Bad

“Milk and Creed” by I Am & Jano Shipper (Parody of “Milk and Vine”, the parody of “Milk and Honey”)

Person B knowing they’re undoubtedly about to die within the next few seconds, likely from the gaping wound they’re bleeding out from. Instead of calling for help, they phone Person A and carry on a casual conversation as if nothing is wrong, making sure to mention how much they love them before their time runs out.

I can't

MISHA: When I say “When in Rome”, I just meant, “Show each other our underwear.” JENSEN: [growling noises]

Torture is a real kitty sleeping soundly on Leonardo da Vinci’s bed and me, trapped behind a rope I dare not cross. 🐈❌🐾

I cannot carry on My wayward son Where is the peace Because I am doNE

Imagine the assassins as haunted house reactions

Great idea!

Meet the assassins from Masyaf: and the Auditore family: next to the Borgias: Kenway family & friends: family drama unfolds: followed by the black flag crew: if Shay appeared in Unity: and finally the modern assassins:

YEEEEEES YOU'RE BACK

YOU'RE BACK?!

So, this will be a short one dad… uh, something to remember me by if things go South; if I don’t make it out of the Temple today. I’ve tried to be optimistic about all this, but I- I just can’t. I think spending all this time in Connor’s memories has made me anxious. I mean his story is painful in so many way. Still he never lost hope, even when his faith in others eroded.

I can only believe that we are doing is the right thing, that I can stop this disaster…I know this… I mean the technology is there, waiting for us to use it. I’m the first piece of the puzzle. Something in my genes, or my memories, some final piece of code to switch the whole thing on… that’s why I’m here. That’s why they’ve brought me here.

Only, um… I- I don’t know what I’ll have to give up in return. My sanity? My life? It’s impossible to say. I do know this… our battle with the Templars will not be over. Whatever is inside that temple is not an ending. It’s just another chapter in this- this endless story. And it’ll be your job… and mom’s, and- and Shaun’s and Rebecca’s to keep turning the pages.

You know I- I keeping thinking about something Orson Welles once said… something like If you… if you want a happy ending, it all depends on where you stop telling your story. So maybe… maybe that’s the answer. Maybe that’s how people keep marching forward.

If you something goes wrong in there, Dad… something happens to ME… when you tell my story years from now… please tell them the one about how I lost my way, and then I found it again, just in time to save the world. And- and- just… end it there. That will keep everyone smiling.

Goodbye Dad. Say hello to mom. Tell her I love her, okay? Tell her I- I love you both… I love you both.