“Milk and Creed” by I Am & Jano Shipper (Parody of “Milk and Vine”, the parody of “Milk and Honey”)
Me: I should study.
Brain: Look! Your favorite blogger wrote a 30k word post saying why your OTP is canon!
Me: What! Where?
Brain: Tumblr! Also, don’t forget to look up your OTP and read all the fanfiction you come across. And, make sure you see all of those juicy edits and crack videos. And when you’re done, go to Netflix and re-watch the series so you could never forget how amazing it is.
Me: But I need to-
Brain: Silence.
Boi that burns
Holly shit
Charles: How was the mission, sir? Are your hands okay?
Haytham: Things became rather messy. Went well though.
Charles: Well you deserve a break sir. Here’s some sandwiches for lunch.
Haytham: Thank you, Charles.
Connor: Father…
Connor: Looks like a pile of dead bodies had been gathered at the docks.
Connor: No one has seen the murderer. But I saw you. I guess…
Connor: You could say you got caught red handed.
Connor: Owww.
Connor: You just gave me a…
Connor: Knuckle Sandwich.
Ziio: How could this happen… What are you doing?
Haytham: Lighting a bomb…
Ziio: HAYTHAM NO!
Omg i fucking love this post
I like how angry bald eagles look. They’re like the grumpy cat of birds.
or satan
Imagine the assassins as haunted house reactions
Great idea!
Meet the assassins from Masyaf: and the Auditore family: next to the Borgias: Kenway family & friends: family drama unfolds: followed by the black flag crew: if Shay appeared in Unity: and finally the modern assassins:
This is too accurate???
“One more chapter and then I am going to bed.”
— The lie I tell myself every night
Jesus fucking christ why everything must be so relevant at something
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.