I’m Sure Cesare Would Take Care Of Him In A Much More Graphic Fashion If He Ever Discovered Leonardo’s

Edward: son, you and ziio were really into studying last night. I didnt hear a single thing from your room.

Haytham: you know i cant talk when im eating, father.

Edward:

Person B knowing they’re undoubtedly about to die within the next few seconds, likely from the gaping wound they’re bleeding out from. Instead of calling for help, they phone Person A and carry on a casual conversation as if nothing is wrong, making sure to mention how much they love them before their time runs out.

This beautiful couple put on a lovely performance for all the fans of the Ezio/Leonardo pairing during the Assassin’s Creed photoshoot, it was so adorable (but it got steamy fast lmao, sorry for my shitty voice and the shitty sound)

@theroaringgirlcosplay is the Leonardo, both costumes were made by her!

Did ya brohooties remember that Francisco Randez ever sing the song "Avant" in a band? That's a frickin sexy song

OMG I had no idea he was in a band!

I swear to God I was just reading the Underworld novel and this came up. HAHAHA I JUST HAD TO.

Reblog this or die.

Holly shit

Me: OMG ASSASSINS CREED 3 IS AMAZING CNOSNCKD

Me after finishing the game 24 hours later: lol Satan is that you?

I dont have Ezio merchandise so I improvised

“It’s over, isn’t it? 

Isn’t it? Isn’t it over?

 It’s over isn’t it? 

Isn’t it? Isn’t it over? 

You won (points at a sign that says EZIO) 

And they chose you 

And they loved you 

Now he’s (goes back to Connor) gone. 

(Fingers drag against glossy poster making screeching sound)

 It’s over isn’t it? 

Why Can’t I move on?”

Oh my fucking god

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie