YES LORD

Altair: roses are red, violets are blue, everything is permitted and nothing is true

Ezio:  roses are red, violets are blue, the liberation of Roma is coming for you

Edward:  roses are red, violets are blue, in the world without gold a hero might have been you

Connor:  roses are red, violets are blue, where is Charles Lee?

I'm laughing so bad

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible importance, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.

The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

When someone in the squad does some dumb shit, so yall gotta do it too.

Ho shit

The floor is bringing Desmond back

The floor is a Connor Kenway Sequel

Have you already meet Dario and Ettore the Pug? Although they’re assassins, certainly they don’t go unnoticed!

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I’m not exactly sure where this meme format will go, but god damn it I’m trying to get here early for once. 

I am fangirling so hard. Ubisoft totally ships Ezio/Leo

In 1476 Leonardo Da Vinci was arrested for sodomy at the age of 24 with a 17 year old.

Assassins Creed: 2 was set in the year 1476 and Ezio was 17

I wonder… why is it that old!Altair reflects Malik here in the puddle of water? Why is it not Darim reflecting Malik and Altair reflecting himself in this sequence? Is it because Malik had back then already possessed a wisdom as old!Altair does in this moment? Is it because this moment reflects the exact state during Altair’s leaving for Mongolia: Altair as one who still has a lot to learn (Darim) and Malik as the wise one with lessons long learned (old!Altair)? Is this why Altair’s position is inverted, or is there some other story behind it, I wonder…

On another note, see how Altair and Malik are hugging, in the reflection? Malik’s hand goes over Altair’s shoulder and behind his neck, and Altair’s hands go below Malik’s shoulders and to his back. I’m going to cry…