Somebody Made This Request On The All Sounds Of Assassin’s Creed Blog.

So, this will be a short one dad… uh, something to remember me by if things go South; if I don’t make it out of the Temple today. I’ve tried to be optimistic about all this, but I- I just can’t. I think spending all this time in Connor’s memories has made me anxious. I mean his story is painful in so many way. Still he never lost hope, even when his faith in others eroded.

I can only believe that we are doing is the right thing, that I can stop this disaster…I know this… I mean the technology is there, waiting for us to use it. I’m the first piece of the puzzle. Something in my genes, or my memories, some final piece of code to switch the whole thing on… that’s why I’m here. That’s why they’ve brought me here.

Only, um… I- I don’t know what I’ll have to give up in return. My sanity? My life? It’s impossible to say. I do know this… our battle with the Templars will not be over. Whatever is inside that temple is not an ending. It’s just another chapter in this- this endless story. And it’ll be your job… and mom’s, and- and Shaun’s and Rebecca’s to keep turning the pages.

You know I- I keeping thinking about something Orson Welles once said… something like If you… if you want a happy ending, it all depends on where you stop telling your story. So maybe… maybe that’s the answer. Maybe that’s how people keep marching forward.

If you something goes wrong in there, Dad… something happens to ME… when you tell my story years from now… please tell them the one about how I lost my way, and then I found it again, just in time to save the world. And- and- just… end it there. That will keep everyone smiling.

Goodbye Dad. Say hello to mom. Tell her I love her, okay? Tell her I- I love you both… I love you both.

Boi that's so me

NO MOM YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

EzioLeo doodle that I will color someday probably maybe

Back to uni like

Adam: do you ever want to die, but like just for an hour and then wake up with like minor amnesia?

Crowley: take a nap right before it gets dark, and wake up around 1am

Aziraphale: you want to go upstairs?

Crowley: sure

Aziraphale: do you have protection?

Crowley: *voice cracking* who’s up there??

I'm laughing so bad

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible importance, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.

The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

Edward: son, you and ziio were really into studying last night. I didnt hear a single thing from your room.

Haytham: you know i cant talk when im eating, father.

Edward:

Imagine the assassins as haunted house reactions

Great idea!

Meet the assassins from Masyaf: and the Auditore family: next to the Borgias: Kenway family & friends: family drama unfolds: followed by the black flag crew: if Shay appeared in Unity: and finally the modern assassins: