The Protags Live Rent Free In My Head, So Have A Random Array Of Headcanons!

i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that

bad internet take and awful character analysis arent real they cant hurt me

reading this page while headcanoning dipper as trans has me EMOTIONAL

scrolled long enough on the 2016 dashboard i stumbled upon this

SCROLL BACK UP

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

happy two days until halloween everyone

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

gay gay homosexual gay

Do they know it's legal?

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

this will be my vibe in college

i need to be at a party and spend two hrs alone on the patio thinking

learned how to use blenders film making tools