Happy Two Days Until Halloween Everyone

something i keep experiencing

going to a mechanic feels worse than a saw trap

FINALLY, I HAVE A PLATFORM TO POST THESE ON

I made these lik 3 years ago cuz my friend and i were fucking dying over the idea of ford having the fucking girltech journal, just refound them

trans ppl are NOT real neither are gay people or men .

when there’s a sibling dynamic AND old man + his kids dynamic AND west coast vibe AND a silly evil entity

do you support trans rights

hmmm that's a pretty tough question, huh guys. This one really makes me think. Like I really need to think about it a lot. Gosh i just don't knowwwwwww..... *scratches chin* hmmm..... trans rights, huh? *laughs to self* what will they think of next? ... hmmm .. well, now that I think about it ... yeah... YEAH!! alright. that just might work... It's a long shot but... I'M IN.

Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post

might start using "lowkey loco" daily

might b time to replace our leaders guys. hes lowkey loco

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,