Young Just-Us

Tim drake outed as #1 nightwing fan

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Bart: Hey, Kon, doesn’t that guy remind you of Robin?

Kon: No way! Robin would never do something as geeky as wearing superhero merch! And aren’t him and Nightwing like siblings anyways?

i genuinely almost had a breakdown bc i thought you were going to tell me it wasn't grammatically correct or something

NB: this is a fan blog for spelling and grammar now sorry Tim Drake, i know he would be happy for me though🙂‍↕️

Inspired by This Post i saw earlier <3

@lucifers-favorite-child @vinelark

Damian can't use the "you're not my dad" card with Bruce so he instead says "you're not my Batman". It works like a charm.

My guy is weirdly happy about getting blades plunged through his chest.

thinking about this again what the fuck. hey? what the fuck

anyways here’s tim drake dying in a glue trap

I love the trope where Tim jump scares people by reminding them he’s Janet Drake’s son.

I saw a thing about Tim making a game out of the number of people who want to kill him and I just-

Imagine

The core 4 have a tally board. It's stuck to the wall in the kitchen. The board is separated into 8 sections with their names each on it twice. They're playing 2 games at the moment.

In the first game they mark a tally under their name for every person who either wants to kill them, or wishes extreme ill will upon them. Tim's section has significantly more tally marks than the others, having inherited most of Batman and Nightwing's previous enemies when he took up the mantel. Though over the years the other three have gained their fair share of enemies too. Their tally counts were nothing to scoff at.

The second game they were playing was counting the murder/assassination attempts against them individually. Again, Tim's count was significantly higher because Gotham.

(There is a smaller tally board in the common room keeping track of their collective near death experiences.)

This is a perfectly normal game to them, they'd been playing it for years! However, after surviving an assassination attempt on an independent mission they realize it is perhaps not normal behavior to celebrate the attempt, by screeching "this murder tally's gonna put me in the lead!" and immediately calling whoever's at base so they could add it to the board.

They originally turned it into a game because laughing about it made it less scary, they were so young.

i think one of my favorite underutilized traits about cassandra is that she canonically talks with a very noticeable mix of slang (and most likely a slight accent). she learned a lot about talking and words from listening to others (predominantly gotham citizens, who talk with a lot of slang and a noticeable accent) AND by listening to crappy romance reality shows on tv. she uses “i dunno” “ya bet!” (or just an over abundance of ‘ya’) outdated slang (like cutie patootie, ‘he was totally hot for me..’ etc)

anyways like. imagine being ambushed by an actual gothic nightmare come to life, it is completely indistinguishable against the awful gotham night, its whole face is concealed, nothing to even indicate it could be human….and then it goes “haha that was totes lame loser” in a horribly exaggerated hollywood-esque voice. like we’re missing out on so much here