MIDGE HADLEY [ PLAYED BY @shesmidge ] : I Won't Ever Ask You For Help Ever Again.

for the potential new friends that don't know me nor how i write , you can also find me over on @woednesdayaddams & @muzelor ! i'm currently having brainrot for this barbie but i'm also over there ! and with this , you can see my writing style and everything .

i remember coming back from elementary school only to hop on pc for barbie horse adventure riding camp . those were the golden days . to this day i am thankful for the family friend that somehow got me this game when he realized letting an 8 year old play counter strike , shooting people and giggling wasn't okay . if any1 else played the game , do ya'll remember the glitch that transported you to another place that was inside this waterfall thing ? my memory may be skewed idk but i really loved that game . hence why it was so funny to me that horses were part of the movie . like hell yeah , horses rule !!!! speaking of this , later on today i will visit my grandma who found my barbie vhs tapes and the vcr . will update this post / reblog with the vhs tapes once i have them . i may also still have my horse toy from barbie , not too sure . can you tell your girl was into patriarchy horses ?

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barbie vc : THE 5 SECOND RULE !!!! LET'S GRAB THEM

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️30 DAYS OF CHARACTER BUILDING

describe  your  character’s  relationship  with  their  mother  or  their  father,  or  both.  was  it  good?  bad?  were  they  spoiled  rotten,  ignored?  do  they  still  get  along  now,  or  no?

as  a  doll,  barbie  doesn’t  have  a  mother  or  a  father,  she  just  has…  an  owner.  it  could  be  a  little  girl  or  a  little  boy,  it  could  be  an  adult,  a  collector,  even  you.  do  you  know  where  your  barbie  dolls  are  currently?  in  a  private  verse  with  @chaoticjoke  it’s  stated  that  joker’s  the  owner  and  from  barbie’s  perspective,  she’s  delighted.  it  makes  sense  he  would  be  her  owner  since  he  has  a  dramatic  flair  and  a  knack  for  improvising.  that  being  said,  her  relationship  with  her  owner,  no  matter  who  it  is,  is  all  good.  even  when  she’s  ignored,  tossed  aside  and  forgotten.  she  deems  her  human  as  good  and  perfect  for  her.  she  doesn’t  have  a  moral  compass  —  she  knows  some  stuff,  but  that  doesn’t  cover  the  tip  of  the  iceberg  that  is  humanity  (and  its  fuckedup-ness)  —  therefore  she  will  accept  about  anything  and  believe  if  someone,  especially  her  owner,  says  that  something  is  right,  even  if  it’s  socially  accepted  as  wrong  /  deviant,  you  name  it.

as  a  human,  barbie  was  (and  still  is)  a  spoiled  brat,  dearly  loved  by  her  parents.  she’s  the  oldest  among  five  siblings  and  you  guessed  it,  she  loves  them  too.  meanwhile  there  was  no  difference  in  the  way  the  parents  treated  their  children,  barbie  did  always  wonder  whether  or  not  she  was  enough.  this  jealousy  plays  a  huge  role  in  her  path  towards  stardom,  which  was  a  way  of  showing  off,  or  better  said,  standing  out  among  her  siblings.  but  she  didn’t  hold  grudges  with  her  siblings,  it  was  their  parents  that  she  had  mixed  feelings  about.  anytime  she  got  off  filming,  she  would  visit  her  siblings  and  spend  quality  time  with  them.  to  put  it  in  other,  simpler  words  :  barbie  had  a  great  relationship  with  both  her  mother  and  father,  she  was  spoiled  and  they  still  get  along.  and  also,  she’s  got  the  oldest  child  syndrome.  it’s  important  to  note  that  outside  barbieworld,  she’s  a  flawed  human  with  obsessions,  needs  etc.

there's  a  dreadful  sentiment  digging  at  her  chest,  with  metaphorical  claws,  that  is.  she  wasn't  worried  about  the  speed,  about  the  car,  not  even  about  herself.  she  was  worried  for  him.  lips  pursed  into  a  thin  line,  huffing  through  her  nose.  an  intention  arises,  to  rest  her  hand  on  his  arm,  to  reassure  him  other  than  with  words  that  it's  going  to  be  okay,  but  she  doesn't  follow  through.  instead,  she  just  stares  at  him  with  her  doe  eyed  crystal  gaze,  feeling  sorry  that  she  can't  actually  help  him.  it  takes  a  while  before  she  exhales  all  the  air  that  she  was  holding,  as  she  was  trying  to  find  the  appropriate  words  to  tell  him  –  spoiler  alert,  none  seemed  to  be  kenough.

"  dolls  make  mistakes  too.  "    she  wasn't  defending  anyone,  but  it  was  true,    "  and  they  hurt  too.  from  my  own  experience  the  crocodile  tears  were  first  real  tears.  we  –  you  are  allowed  to  feel  emotions.  and  i  can't  provide  the  answers  to  all  those  questions.  but  i  know  that  it's  no  fun  what  you're  feeling.  "    her  gaze  flickers  to  the  road,  it  seemed  awfully  quiet,  probably  because  everyone  else  was  attending  the  party.    "  where  are  we  going?  because  i  have  an  idea  that  might  help.  "

She steps in, and he's off in an instant, pressing the gas peddle to the floor. The faster they leave, the better he'll feel, as wind whips through their hair, almost drowning out the music and her inquiry. Hands grip the steering wheel, and he keeps his eyes on the road in front of them, tempted to pretend he didn't hear her - but she's perceptive, and he's a mess, it would be foolish to act like everything's okay.

He turns down the music enough so it doesn't shake the car anymore, but provides enough background noise so it isn't awkward.

"I don't know." He's being truthful, looking anywhere but at her reflection in the mirror, "I thought he loved me. Why the hell was he kissing someone else? Why was he kissing Barbie?"

MARGOT ROBBIE Barbie Seoul Premiere (July, 2023)

SEND ME A SYMBOL(S) FOR WHAT YOU’RE INTERESTED IN people struggle with plotting so i figured making it into an askbox thing could help! 

DYNAMICS: ✭ friends to lovers ★ rivals to lovers ✦ enemies to lovers ♡ found family ♣ rivals ❦ reluctant allies  ❖ platonic ☢ slowburn  ➤ love at first sight π partners in crime SITUATIONS ☁ one muse saves the other’s life  ☼ one muse (or both) is a single parent  ❆ our muses get shut in due to a storm  ☤ one muse having to patch the other up  ❦ put together through a common goal  ⎔ one muse asking the other to stay the night ϟ our muses work together  ♁ our muses are neighbors  ➽ one muse doesn’t have anyone else to turn to  SETTINGS ✚ crossover between our fandoms ☽ sender’s verse in receivers fandom ☾ receivers verse in sender’s fandom ☯ alternate universe / separate fandom than both muses are in

ODDLY SPECIFIC ⌲ one muse is supposed to kill/hurt the other but falls for them instead ✖ our muses work together and there’s a lot of tension and maybe we do the only one bed plot idk ＋ reporter/vigilante dynamic ∇ nurse/vigilante dynamic  ✿ innocent muse/morally grey dangerous muse  ❥ asshole/the one person they’re nice to ♛ bodyguard/person they’re protecting ◐ arranged marriage/match ◎ fake dating ¶ roommate AU ۞ one night stand turns into many and now we’re just kinda not sure what we are ❁ friends with benefits maybe some pining  © unrequited love except it isn’t unrequited ✡ unrequited love and it’s actually unrequited  ♖ i dated you to get back at someone in my life but i’m developing real feelings oh no ♮one night stand only to later learn we’re gonna be in some sort of setting together (professor/student, co-workers, etc)  ✏ we used to date and something didn’t work out but now you’re here and i’m still in love

THE FIRST WIVES CLUB (1996) dir. Hugh Wilson

️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️VERSES️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️EXPLAINED

ROLE NO. 1 : THE HUMAN

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️barbie was born to george & margaret , being the oldest daughter among the 5 children . being the eldest , barbie has tried to take care of her little sisters [ skipper , stacie , chelsea , krissy ] since she was a little kid - that's where her maternal instincts first kicked in . it was also the first time barbie realized she must do whatever it takes to make sure her siblings will get everything they need throughout their lives . luckily , that wasn't too far fetched , since barbie seemingly had a knack for acting . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️thus began the idea of becoming an actress . she has tried multiple times in her teens to land a role & her dream finally became true when she was only 15 , when she starred in the nutcracker remake , under mattel's wing . everyone loved her , but especially kids - which was just perfect , since she had her little sisters in mind either way . they were the main reason she had that job , if it weren't for them , who knew where barbie would wind up ? ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️but do not be mistaken ! barbie enjoyed doing what she done . she adored the spotlights & the movie sets & the attention from strangers and paparazzi alike . she did ... until one day , that is . barbie was only twenty two when she realized the attention was no longer fulfilling . add to the fact she hadn't seen her family in so long and you get the most predictable ending of them all . fair warning , stardom sucks . big time . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️cue the beginning of the end . of an era , anyway . barbie has now reached your muse . did they use to hang up in the past ? barbie can't remember , her thoughts are still clogged up with lines from the movies she starred in . give her a little time . she will remember ! if that isn't the case , just introduce yourself . barbie's always welcoming new friends . beware though , she might be a bad influence for you now !

ROLE NO. 2 : THE DOLL

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️oh , to be part of barbieland ! the i can be actress barbie doll came out in 2012 and she's been a resident of barbieland ever since . everyday was the same , so naturally , actress barbie fitted right in . though this barbie doll was marketed for the " i can be " barbie doll line , a ken doll was thought of too ! this barbie's counterpart is the actor ken . since the dolls were sold separately , only barbie was given a house , where she lives all alone . of course , if we include her pets , a cat and a dog . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️since everyday is the same in barbieland , you can usually find her among other barbies and kens , enjoying the beach , going to parties , attending important meetings , helping each other , spending time with her friends , even acting in the evening alongside ken , teresa and so many more friends . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️if there's one thing barbie enjoys the most in her free time is going to the summer camp . over there , she has her own horse named chance , whom she likes to travel with all around the camp . if you want to enjoy some horseriding by the lake watching the sunset or going up cliffs after midnight , this barbie should be your first call ! ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️of course , when everyday is the same , when reality seems so sweet and perfect , something has to go wrong . it started with stereotypical barbie back and then more and more dolls found themselves going down a dark path . the line between barbieland and the real world slimming down until they merged as one . of course this barbie is curious and of course she will take any opportunity that arises to go on her next adventure . what could go wrong ? she's actress barbie , after all . barbie hears she inspired a talented woman named margot , whom played in a movie about , well , barbie ! but the moment she embarks on this adventure , to meet this margot she keeps hearing about , something goes ... not according to plan ! where did she end up ? and who are you ? either way , barbie's going to help you and the world !

ROLE NO. 3 : THE VAMPIRE

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️what do you do when you're on your quest to live forever ? do you sell your soul to an entity ? do you bargain with others in the upper class ? do you fail again and again until you make it on the screens ? barbie chose the latter . that's the only independent variable that did not change in her stories . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️nobody knows how old barbie is . nobody knows where she came from . the tabloids say that she's the devil , but she always responds that they confuse her with her grandmother . could it be that there's some ancient curse that makes her look exactly the same as her ascendant ? she does have parents and siblings that grow old . so she must be telling the truth , right ? wrong . it's all an act , barbie's both the producer , the writer and the actress that stars in her own movie . you see , barbie kept hiring people to play her family . she had many mothers , fathers and sisters in her lifetime . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️but barbie stays the same , for she is not exactly human . at some point in her life , she has contacted a virus . this virus , as it turned out , was about to turn her world upside down . everyone thought she was dying , due to some plague ( her stories are inconsistent , okay? don't blame me. ) that took out many others just like her . poor barbie was in agony for two nights straight , but one morning she rose up seemingly from the dead . barbie was alive . no one would contest it . however , something was wrong . really , really wrong . after some time , after she got accustomed to her new needs , barbie asked for the help of doctors . her need for blood made sense when they noticed she lacked iron and most red blood cells . however , the oddest thing of it all was that her heart was beating slower than the average . it could take up to 10 minutes for her heart to beat one time . after realizing that , barbie had to do what was necessary of her to survive . she fed off of them . until she killed them , too . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️nobody knows when that happened . and all the interviews with miss roberts turned out inconcludent . she escaped many atrocities in the history of humanity and she found both allies and enemies . now i beg to ask , where on this scale do you fall ? are you beside barbie or against her ? you should know she would do whatever it takes to stay safe and alive . you know what they say , ideals must live forever .

ROLE NO. 4 : THE DETECTIVE

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ever since she was a little kid , barbie always wanted to make a difference , to be someone that inspires others , that helps them . she wanted to be a hero , then a scientist , then an actress , then a politician ... and she ended up being hired as a detective . but don't think she's the kind of detective you see in movies , no . she's a field detective that goes as an undercover agent . you guessed it , she has many wigs , the best makeup you can find , there are some special effects prosthetics she uses from time to time and let's not forget about the special effects makeup in which she manages to change her features . you always see barbie wearing gloves and eye contacts , since those are the only 2 ways in which she can be identified . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️but don't worry ! she has a personal life . barbie can go anywhere in the world , as long as the federal bureau of investigation allows her and deems it as a safe vacation place . barbie also has friends and she spends time with them whenever she isn't stuck at work . god , the corporate world truly sucks . she also has an on and off boyfriend ken , which is a complicated situation since they keep going back and forth for more than a decade now . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️but what does barbie do , actually ? well , you see , she doesn't go around shooting the bad guys . she could if she were threatened , but most of the times , she isn't . instead she goes around and collects data from observation and helps the bereau do its thing . she's trained to kill , but she would rather not . she's known by many names in the mafia world : ruth , stacie , chelsea , margaret , christie , nikki , anneliese , annika . the best part about her job is that , barbie can be anyone and anything ! ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️therefore it is safe to assume that barbie did achieve her dream . she makes a difference , she inspires others ( according to reports and tv news ) and she helps them . only the bereau knows how many attacks she has prevented . i think it's safe to say that history will remember her , barbie will live forever due to her work in this field . but who are you crossing her path ? are you a civilian or are you a bad guy ? guess only time can tell .