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️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️VERSES️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️EXPLAINED

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ROLE NO. 1 : THE HUMAN

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️barbie was born to george & margaret , being the oldest daughter among the 5 children . being the eldest , barbie has tried to take care of her little sisters [ skipper , stacie , chelsea , krissy ] since she was a little kid - that's where her maternal instincts first kicked in . it was also the first time barbie realized she must do whatever it takes to make sure her siblings will get everything they need throughout their lives . luckily , that wasn't too far fetched , since barbie seemingly had a knack for acting . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️thus began the idea of becoming an actress . she has tried multiple times in her teens to land a role & her dream finally became true when she was only 15 , when she starred in the nutcracker remake , under mattel's wing . everyone loved her , but especially kids - which was just perfect , since she had her little sisters in mind either way . they were the main reason she had that job , if it weren't for them , who knew where barbie would wind up ? ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️but do not be mistaken ! barbie enjoyed doing what she done . she adored the spotlights & the movie sets & the attention from strangers and paparazzi alike . she did ... until one day , that is . barbie was only twenty two when she realized the attention was no longer fulfilling . add to the fact she hadn't seen her family in so long and you get the most predictable ending of them all . fair warning , stardom sucks . big time . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️cue the beginning of the end . of an era , anyway . barbie has now reached your muse . did they use to hang up in the past ? barbie can't remember , her thoughts are still clogged up with lines from the movies she starred in . give her a little time . she will remember ! if that isn't the case , just introduce yourself . barbie's always welcoming new friends . beware though , she might be a bad influence for you now !

ROLE NO. 2 : THE DOLL

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️oh , to be part of barbieland ! the i can be actress barbie doll came out in 2012 and she's been a resident of barbieland ever since . everyday was the same , so naturally , actress barbie fitted right in . though this barbie doll was marketed for the " i can be " barbie doll line , a ken doll was thought of too ! this barbie's counterpart is the actor ken . since the dolls were sold separately , only barbie was given a house , where she lives all alone . of course , if we include her pets , a cat and a dog . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️since everyday is the same in barbieland , you can usually find her among other barbies and kens , enjoying the beach , going to parties , attending important meetings , helping each other , spending time with her friends , even acting in the evening alongside ken , teresa and so many more friends . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️if there's one thing barbie enjoys the most in her free time is going to the summer camp . over there , she has her own horse named chance , whom she likes to travel with all around the camp . if you want to enjoy some horseriding by the lake watching the sunset or going up cliffs after midnight , this barbie should be your first call ! ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️of course , when everyday is the same , when reality seems so sweet and perfect , something has to go wrong . it started with stereotypical barbie back and then more and more dolls found themselves going down a dark path . the line between barbieland and the real world slimming down until they merged as one . of course this barbie is curious and of course she will take any opportunity that arises to go on her next adventure . what could go wrong ? she's actress barbie , after all . barbie hears she inspired a talented woman named margot , whom played in a movie about , well , barbie ! but the moment she embarks on this adventure , to meet this margot she keeps hearing about , something goes ... not according to plan ! where did she end up ? and who are you ? either way , barbie's going to help you and the world !

ROLE NO. 3 : THE VAMPIRE

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️what do you do when you're on your quest to live forever ? do you sell your soul to an entity ? do you bargain with others in the upper class ? do you fail again and again until you make it on the screens ? barbie chose the latter . that's the only independent variable that did not change in her stories . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️nobody knows how old barbie is . nobody knows where she came from . the tabloids say that she's the devil , but she always responds that they confuse her with her grandmother . could it be that there's some ancient curse that makes her look exactly the same as her ascendant ? she does have parents and siblings that grow old . so she must be telling the truth , right ? wrong . it's all an act , barbie's both the producer , the writer and the actress that stars in her own movie . you see , barbie kept hiring people to play her family . she had many mothers , fathers and sisters in her lifetime . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️but barbie stays the same , for she is not exactly human . at some point in her life , she has contacted a virus . this virus , as it turned out , was about to turn her world upside down . everyone thought she was dying , due to some plague ( her stories are inconsistent , okay? don't blame me. ) that took out many others just like her . poor barbie was in agony for two nights straight , but one morning she rose up seemingly from the dead . barbie was alive . no one would contest it . however , something was wrong . really , really wrong . after some time , after she got accustomed to her new needs , barbie asked for the help of doctors . her need for blood made sense when they noticed she lacked iron and most red blood cells . however , the oddest thing of it all was that her heart was beating slower than the average . it could take up to 10 minutes for her heart to beat one time . after realizing that , barbie had to do what was necessary of her to survive . she fed off of them . until she killed them , too . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️nobody knows when that happened . and all the interviews with miss roberts turned out inconcludent . she escaped many atrocities in the history of humanity and she found both allies and enemies . now i beg to ask , where on this scale do you fall ? are you beside barbie or against her ? you should know she would do whatever it takes to stay safe and alive . you know what they say , ideals must live forever .

ROLE NO. 4 : THE DETECTIVE

️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ever since she was a little kid , barbie always wanted to make a difference , to be someone that inspires others , that helps them . she wanted to be a hero , then a scientist , then an actress , then a politician ... and she ended up being hired as a detective . but don't think she's the kind of detective you see in movies , no . she's a field detective that goes as an undercover agent . you guessed it , she has many wigs , the best makeup you can find , there are some special effects prosthetics she uses from time to time and let's not forget about the special effects makeup in which she manages to change her features . you always see barbie wearing gloves and eye contacts , since those are the only 2 ways in which she can be identified . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️but don't worry ! she has a personal life . barbie can go anywhere in the world , as long as the federal bureau of investigation allows her and deems it as a safe vacation place . barbie also has friends and she spends time with them whenever she isn't stuck at work . god , the corporate world truly sucks . she also has an on and off boyfriend ken , which is a complicated situation since they keep going back and forth for more than a decade now . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️but what does barbie do , actually ? well , you see , she doesn't go around shooting the bad guys . she could if she were threatened , but most of the times , she isn't . instead she goes around and collects data from observation and helps the bereau do its thing . she's trained to kill , but she would rather not . she's known by many names in the mafia world : ruth , stacie , chelsea , margaret , christie , nikki , anneliese , annika . the best part about her job is that , barbie can be anyone and anything ! ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️therefore it is safe to assume that barbie did achieve her dream . she makes a difference , she inspires others ( according to reports and tv news ) and she helps them . only the bereau knows how many attacks she has prevented . i think it's safe to say that history will remember her , barbie will live forever due to her work in this field . but who are you crossing her path ? are you a civilian or are you a bad guy ? guess only time can tell .

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There  were  about  a  million  reasons  why  barbieland  was  far  superior  to  the  real

b4rbieroberts asked: 🙶 do you really want to leave barbieland? 🙷 / sidenote but i think allanland should be a thing. i'm just saying....

B4rbieroberts asked: 🙶 Do You Really Want To Leave Barbieland? 🙷 / Sidenote But I Think Allanland
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" YES. " did he say that a bit too quickly ? there's a lot there.

a sigh. he sits down next to barbie , looking out at the painted pink sky. " i mean , i feel like i'd be lost .. but when ken came back , he seemed like a completely new person. i wanna feel like i belong. you've always been nice to me though , barbie. i just .. i'm just so gosh darn confused ! " he threw the d word in there. surely if the other barbie's would hear such a phrase uttered , they'd be disgusted. but he wants to be real with barbie. REALLY REALLY REAL. like , not plastic.

" i think about dying a lot. "


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🙶  this  is  wrong,  🙷  for  once  in  her  life,  barbie  was  sentient  &  aware

🙶  this  is  wrong,  🙷  for  once  in  her  life,  barbie  was  sentient  &  aware  of  what  was  happening,  despite  not  being  capable  of  wording  it  out.  head  falls  into  a  tilt,  the  picture  perfect  smile  upon  her  lips  starting  to  dissipate  into  nothingness.  🙶  like,  one  moment  i  was  at  this  party  and  now  i  ended  up  in  …  🙷  a  pause,  ceruleans  examining  the  surroundings.  it  was  so  so  strange,  as  if  she  hopped  into  another  universe  altogether.  🙶  here.  🙷  she  mused,  arms  now  crossed  against  her  chest.  🙶  whaaat  is  happening?  🙷


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1 year ago

But our PRIDE gets the best of us anyway. [ Why are we so combative? ]


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1 year ago

logged back to tell everyone hi barbie ! i plan on getting back real soon , but until then you can also find me over at my goth barbie blog !


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1 year ago

frankie  reminded  me  to  write  why  barbie  roberts  and  wednesday  addams  are  ONE  AND  THE  SAME.  of  course,  that  is  from  my  own  point  of  view  since  i'm  writing  them  both  with  personal  headcanons  and  everything.  so  here  we  go.

both  barbie  and  wednesday  have  little  to  no  knowledge  about  human  emotions  –  they  try  to  make  it  logical,  but  it  almost  never  works  out  for  them.

both  barbie  and  wednesday  have  signature  colors  –  fun  fact,  wednesday's  signature  color  used  to  be  pink  too!  also  black  and  pink  are  really  nice  colors.  i  know  black  isn't  technically  a  color  but  fight  me,  i  stand  by  what  i  said.

both  barbie  and  wednesday  CANONICALLY  (i  don't  agree  with  that  bs)  have  something  against  men  /  masculinity  overall.  barbie  dismisses  ken  just  as  wednesday  dismisses  xavier  in  the  show.  BOTH  show  some  remorse  by  the  finale.

both  barbie  and  wednesday  are  defying  stereotypes  –  the  girly  girl  barbie  breaks  away  from  traditional  gender  roles  while  the  goth  barbie  challenges  typical  perceptions  of  a  young  girl's  interests.  ALSO  THEY  ARE  BOTH  AIMED  FOR  LITTLE  GIRLS!

both  barbie  and  wednesday  show  the  potential  of  dynamics  between  two  or  more  people  –  barbie  existence  is  linked  with  the  other  dolls  (she  has  friends,  boyfriend,  even  family  members)  &&  wednesday's  existence  is  linked  with  her  family  (the  infamous  title:  addams  family  values).

both  barbie  and  wednesday  are  stubborn  lil  shits  –  look  at  any  barbie  movie  and  tell  me  she  isn't  stubborn  af.  look  at  any  addams  family  movie  or  tv  show  or  even  comic  and  tell  me  wednesday  isn't  stubborn  af.  this  is  a  dare.  i  dare  you.

both  barbie  and  wednesday  are  influenced  by  how  the  world  perceives  them  –  in  the  barbie  movie,  barbie  went  on  a  mental  breakdown  check  when  a  girl  called  her  a  fascist.  wednesday's  villain  origin  story  starts  when  she  notices  how  her  family's  being  treated  by  everyone  else.


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1 year ago

heart goes:: pound pound pound.


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1 year ago

for the potential new friends that don't know me nor how i write , you can also find me over on @woednesdayaddams & @muzelor ! i'm currently having brainrot for this barbie but i'm also over there ! and with this , you can see my writing style and everything .


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𝐈'𝐌 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐈 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄


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Cuz everybody's got a VICE && in the end that's our DEMISE.


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But I Knew How To Dress It Up

but I knew how to dress it up


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