️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️VERSES️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️EXPLAINED
ROLE NO. 1 : THE HUMAN
️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️barbie was born to george & margaret , being the oldest daughter among the 5 children . being the eldest , barbie has tried to take care of her little sisters [ skipper , stacie , chelsea , krissy ] since she was a little kid - that's where her maternal instincts first kicked in . it was also the first time barbie realized she must do whatever it takes to make sure her siblings will get everything they need throughout their lives . luckily , that wasn't too far fetched , since barbie seemingly had a knack for acting . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️thus began the idea of becoming an actress . she has tried multiple times in her teens to land a role & her dream finally became true when she was only 15 , when she starred in the nutcracker remake , under mattel's wing . everyone loved her , but especially kids - which was just perfect , since she had her little sisters in mind either way . they were the main reason she had that job , if it weren't for them , who knew where barbie would wind up ? ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️but do not be mistaken ! barbie enjoyed doing what she done . she adored the spotlights & the movie sets & the attention from strangers and paparazzi alike . she did ... until one day , that is . barbie was only twenty two when she realized the attention was no longer fulfilling . add to the fact she hadn't seen her family in so long and you get the most predictable ending of them all . fair warning , stardom sucks . big time . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️cue the beginning of the end . of an era , anyway . barbie has now reached your muse . did they use to hang up in the past ? barbie can't remember , her thoughts are still clogged up with lines from the movies she starred in . give her a little time . she will remember ! if that isn't the case , just introduce yourself . barbie's always welcoming new friends . beware though , she might be a bad influence for you now !
ROLE NO. 2 : THE DOLL
️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️oh , to be part of barbieland ! the i can be actress barbie doll came out in 2012 and she's been a resident of barbieland ever since . everyday was the same , so naturally , actress barbie fitted right in . though this barbie doll was marketed for the " i can be " barbie doll line , a ken doll was thought of too ! this barbie's counterpart is the actor ken . since the dolls were sold separately , only barbie was given a house , where she lives all alone . of course , if we include her pets , a cat and a dog . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️since everyday is the same in barbieland , you can usually find her among other barbies and kens , enjoying the beach , going to parties , attending important meetings , helping each other , spending time with her friends , even acting in the evening alongside ken , teresa and so many more friends . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️if there's one thing barbie enjoys the most in her free time is going to the summer camp . over there , she has her own horse named chance , whom she likes to travel with all around the camp . if you want to enjoy some horseriding by the lake watching the sunset or going up cliffs after midnight , this barbie should be your first call ! ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️of course , when everyday is the same , when reality seems so sweet and perfect , something has to go wrong . it started with stereotypical barbie back and then more and more dolls found themselves going down a dark path . the line between barbieland and the real world slimming down until they merged as one . of course this barbie is curious and of course she will take any opportunity that arises to go on her next adventure . what could go wrong ? she's actress barbie , after all . barbie hears she inspired a talented woman named margot , whom played in a movie about , well , barbie ! but the moment she embarks on this adventure , to meet this margot she keeps hearing about , something goes ... not according to plan ! where did she end up ? and who are you ? either way , barbie's going to help you and the world !
ROLE NO. 3 : THE VAMPIRE
️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️what do you do when you're on your quest to live forever ? do you sell your soul to an entity ? do you bargain with others in the upper class ? do you fail again and again until you make it on the screens ? barbie chose the latter . that's the only independent variable that did not change in her stories . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️nobody knows how old barbie is . nobody knows where she came from . the tabloids say that she's the devil , but she always responds that they confuse her with her grandmother . could it be that there's some ancient curse that makes her look exactly the same as her ascendant ? she does have parents and siblings that grow old . so she must be telling the truth , right ? wrong . it's all an act , barbie's both the producer , the writer and the actress that stars in her own movie . you see , barbie kept hiring people to play her family . she had many mothers , fathers and sisters in her lifetime . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️but barbie stays the same , for she is not exactly human . at some point in her life , she has contacted a virus . this virus , as it turned out , was about to turn her world upside down . everyone thought she was dying , due to some plague ( her stories are inconsistent , okay? don't blame me. ) that took out many others just like her . poor barbie was in agony for two nights straight , but one morning she rose up seemingly from the dead . barbie was alive . no one would contest it . however , something was wrong . really , really wrong . after some time , after she got accustomed to her new needs , barbie asked for the help of doctors . her need for blood made sense when they noticed she lacked iron and most red blood cells . however , the oddest thing of it all was that her heart was beating slower than the average . it could take up to 10 minutes for her heart to beat one time . after realizing that , barbie had to do what was necessary of her to survive . she fed off of them . until she killed them , too . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️nobody knows when that happened . and all the interviews with miss roberts turned out inconcludent . she escaped many atrocities in the history of humanity and she found both allies and enemies . now i beg to ask , where on this scale do you fall ? are you beside barbie or against her ? you should know she would do whatever it takes to stay safe and alive . you know what they say , ideals must live forever .
ROLE NO. 4 : THE DETECTIVE
️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ever since she was a little kid , barbie always wanted to make a difference , to be someone that inspires others , that helps them . she wanted to be a hero , then a scientist , then an actress , then a politician ... and she ended up being hired as a detective . but don't think she's the kind of detective you see in movies , no . she's a field detective that goes as an undercover agent . you guessed it , she has many wigs , the best makeup you can find , there are some special effects prosthetics she uses from time to time and let's not forget about the special effects makeup in which she manages to change her features . you always see barbie wearing gloves and eye contacts , since those are the only 2 ways in which she can be identified . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️but don't worry ! she has a personal life . barbie can go anywhere in the world , as long as the federal bureau of investigation allows her and deems it as a safe vacation place . barbie also has friends and she spends time with them whenever she isn't stuck at work . god , the corporate world truly sucks . she also has an on and off boyfriend ken , which is a complicated situation since they keep going back and forth for more than a decade now . ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️but what does barbie do , actually ? well , you see , she doesn't go around shooting the bad guys . she could if she were threatened , but most of the times , she isn't . instead she goes around and collects data from observation and helps the bereau do its thing . she's trained to kill , but she would rather not . she's known by many names in the mafia world : ruth , stacie , chelsea , margaret , christie , nikki , anneliese , annika . the best part about her job is that , barbie can be anyone and anything ! ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️therefore it is safe to assume that barbie did achieve her dream . she makes a difference , she inspires others ( according to reports and tv news ) and she helps them . only the bereau knows how many attacks she has prevented . i think it's safe to say that history will remember her , barbie will live forever due to her work in this field . but who are you crossing her path ? are you a civilian or are you a bad guy ? guess only time can tell .
there were about a million reasons why barbieland was far superior to the real world; and yet, this barbie too wondered about the world beyond those pink plastic walls. she wasn’t smiling anymore, instead, she took all the information allan was giving her in, nodding her head ever so slightly. " i get it, " she’s quick to affirm and support her friend, though her own mind has been subjugated to peculiar thoughts lately. she wasn’t even phased anymore about the language used by other dolls, it became a habit for such words to be uttered with nonchalance. " but you’re not alone, allan. i think we’re all broken or sick or … " there’s a pause, in which she tries to find the appropriate term ; it was easy to feel the feeling, but not so much to explain it, it seems. " we are simply becoming something else. i don’t think we were meant to stay the same. nothing is. just because we take the same route everyday doesn’t mean it’s supposed to be the same. i’ve noticed recently more dolls seem to have problems with their schedules and everything. but that’s okay. " it wasn’t, because she doesn’t know why that happens, only that she accepts it. but there’s a small flicker for knowledge, a hunger that no pancake could fix. " i think we should take a trip into the real world and see where the journey will take us. we can conduct, as scientist barbie said, an experiment. and, if the conclusions are good for us, maybe the others can join. "
b4rbieroberts asked: 🙶 do you really want to leave barbieland? 🙷 / sidenote but i think allanland should be a thing. i'm just saying....
" YES. " did he say that a bit too quickly ? there's a lot there.
a sigh. he sits down next to barbie , looking out at the painted pink sky. " i mean , i feel like i'd be lost .. but when ken came back , he seemed like a completely new person. i wanna feel like i belong. you've always been nice to me though , barbie. i just .. i'm just so gosh darn confused ! " he threw the d word in there. surely if the other barbie's would hear such a phrase uttered , they'd be disgusted. but he wants to be real with barbie. REALLY REALLY REAL. like , not plastic.
" i think about dying a lot. "
🙶 this is wrong, 🙷 for once in her life, barbie was sentient & aware of what was happening, despite not being capable of wording it out. head falls into a tilt, the picture perfect smile upon her lips starting to dissipate into nothingness. 🙶 like, one moment i was at this party and now i ended up in … 🙷 a pause, ceruleans examining the surroundings. it was so so strange, as if she hopped into another universe altogether. 🙶 here. 🙷 she mused, arms now crossed against her chest. 🙶 whaaat is happening? 🙷
logged back to tell everyone hi barbie ! i plan on getting back real soon , but until then you can also find me over at my goth barbie blog !
frankie reminded me to write why barbie roberts and wednesday addams are ONE AND THE SAME. of course, that is from my own point of view since i'm writing them both with personal headcanons and everything. so here we go.
both barbie and wednesday have little to no knowledge about human emotions – they try to make it logical, but it almost never works out for them.
both barbie and wednesday have signature colors – fun fact, wednesday's signature color used to be pink too! also black and pink are really nice colors. i know black isn't technically a color but fight me, i stand by what i said.
both barbie and wednesday CANONICALLY (i don't agree with that bs) have something against men / masculinity overall. barbie dismisses ken just as wednesday dismisses xavier in the show. BOTH show some remorse by the finale.
both barbie and wednesday are defying stereotypes – the girly girl barbie breaks away from traditional gender roles while the goth barbie challenges typical perceptions of a young girl's interests. ALSO THEY ARE BOTH AIMED FOR LITTLE GIRLS!
both barbie and wednesday show the potential of dynamics between two or more people – barbie existence is linked with the other dolls (she has friends, boyfriend, even family members) && wednesday's existence is linked with her family (the infamous title: addams family values).
both barbie and wednesday are stubborn lil shits – look at any barbie movie and tell me she isn't stubborn af. look at any addams family movie or tv show or even comic and tell me wednesday isn't stubborn af. this is a dare. i dare you.
both barbie and wednesday are influenced by how the world perceives them – in the barbie movie, barbie went on a mental breakdown check when a girl called her a fascist. wednesday's villain origin story starts when she notices how her family's being treated by everyone else.
for the potential new friends that don't know me nor how i write , you can also find me over on @woednesdayaddams & @muzelor ! i'm currently having brainrot for this barbie but i'm also over there ! and with this , you can see my writing style and everything .