How We Feeling Out There Aro +/ Ace People?

SayaScarlet01 - Gamusaur

For miku day I eggified her

this diagram from my science textbook reads like a tumblr shitpost and i love it

hey, I know these are just words on your screen, but I really want you to know that everything is going to be okay. life is weird, brains are weird, and it seems like everything is just overwhelming. all the time.

no matter how hectic things get around you, I know that you'll be okay. things will get easier, and all of these things stressing you out will be so much easier to manage as time goes on. you're capable of pushing through any hurdles you might face because I know you've already made it to the point you are at today, and even though everyone acts like living day to day is easy, I know that it's incredibly difficult to do.

take things easy, you are loved, and everything is going to be all right

WE OUT THE GRIPPY SOCKS JAIL BITCHESSSS

i got psych ward stories to share at some point, anyone that wants to hear will get them

also ill continue yttd as bidoofs at some point to just not rn

Reblog if you wish you didn't have biological sex. If you wish you could just be an androgynous being whose gender presentation was determined only by the things you wear and your behavior.

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

A newly opened bar has a sign outside, beer for only $3 

A man sees the sign, walks into the bar and orders a beer.

After finishing the beer, the man takes out three $1 coins from his pocket, and feeling a bit mischievous, gets up from his seat, walks to one end of the counter and places a $1 coin there. He then walks over to the other end of the counter and places another $1 coin there. Finally, he walks back to his seat and places the third $1 coin right in the middle of the counter. The bartender gives him an odd look but has no other option but to walk the entire length of the bar counter to pick up the coins.

This went on repeatedly over the next few days and each day the bartender felt more and more annoyed at the man’s behaviour.

One day, the man returns again to order a beer but realises he doesn’t have enough $1 coins to place them all over the counter. So, he hands the bartender a $5 note. At this point, the bartender gets all excited and thinks that it is finally his day to get his revenge on the man. The bartender quickly takes out two $1 coins and places them at opposite ends of the counter.

With a grin on his face, the bartender goes back to the man and says, “Go on then, collect your change”.

The man then takes out a single $1 coin from his pocket, slides it over to the middle of the counter, and says, “One more beer, please.”

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My father is a strange being. So a couple weeks ago he sent me to keyfood because he wanted to make curry when he got home. I was given a fairly big bag and so i expected to go in and get a bunch of stuff.

He then told me to buy a singular potato.

Just one potato, nothing else

A bag full of potatoes cost like no more than 5 dollars, probably a lot less, so i just went to get like a 10 so i could get this man his one potato

And he gave me a 20 "incase 10 was not enough"

I get inflation is a thing but TWENTY DOLLARS for a SINGULAR POTATO???

I walked up to the cashier looking terrified with a 20 dollar bill to buy one potato, you could see pure confusion on her face.

We also had potatoes at home so this was completely unnecessary.