Bruce: Here's Some Advice

Duke: I can explain.

Bruce: Can you?

Duke: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Jason : Do you take constructive criticism?

Roy: I only take cash or credit.

Ands it’s beautiful

Whoops accidentally deleted this anyway this is hands down the best trio friendship dynamic

Tim: What do you think Jason will do for a distraction?

Duke: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Duke: ... or they could do that.

Duke: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Tiffany: What's that?

Duke: You've never had leftovers???

Tiffany: No, because I'm not a quitter.

Duke: *starts to leave patrol at sundown*

*an explosion is heard from nearby area*

Gotham Citizen: What was that?

Duke: The sound of someone else's problem.

Wally: Dick, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Dick: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

Does anyone remember her because she was a f*ing badass there should be more comics with her

Bruce: Where are you going?

Selena: Hell, eventually.

Tim: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Steph: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Tim: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Cass: Actually I did the math, Steph would have $225, not $0.15.

Steph: Fam I’m right here....

Dick: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Tim: while you’re there could you buy me an Apple juice please?

Dick: Sorry I only have a dollar

Tim: :(

Cass: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Steph would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Dick: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apple juice

Cass: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Jason: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Cass: Apple juice to what

Damian: Directly to the forehead

Steph: Great chat everyone