I Always Find It Hilarious When More Recent Adaptations Of Sherlock Holmes Makes Holmes The Dreamy Heartthrob/attractive

found a book from my childhood. main character was 17 years old and only thing i recall about the book is how i envy her school life, mentor figure and love interest(there was no love scene in book actually, there was a dude who was so respectful towards to mc's wants and needs and constantly make her talk about what she wants.)

Well the thing is, I outgrow the character.

i reread some scenes and I couldn't help but realize I haven't done anything to satisfy my childhood dreams about highschool. Sorry lil pal.

Good news everyone I have accidentally discovered the stupidest fucking conceivable way to make myself to do chores

It goes like this…..

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My car: *low gas light on*

Me: I mean, I COULD stop at the gas station on the way home… OR! I could just NOT do that and deal with it tomorrow

Me: but what if I get stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow and every day I wake up and my car is on empty that would be so annoying

Me: uggghhh FINE I will stop at the gas station.

****LATER THIS EVENING:****

My sink: *has all my bowls and tea mugs in it*

Me: okay I don't actually care about this problem for tonight I am not planning on eating soup or tea

Me: …yeah but if i do end up being stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow it is going to SUCK to have only dirty tea cups in the morning forever

Me: uuuuughhhh okay clean sink it is

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I hate this. My brain must have an extremely low opinion of me to even try it, and it worked.

But hey, I don't have to try to remember to leave 5 min early tomorrow for a gas run?

From Barry’s IG 🤭

Caption:

“Artistic drug is just an excuse.

In the end it will end you.

Just another name carved in the stone.

Talk of Coke?

I'll take the Cola.

Prefer to remain my own owner.

I know i'm better off that way.

Im not losing heart...

Everyday Has Its Dogs.

Smiling Jackals.

2024”

Smiling Jackals is his band, and he’s been pretty open about going sober recently. (LOVE THAT for him.)

I actually hate watching/hearing people sing live. I didn’t watch the whole video lol.

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Eid Mubarak

selamat hari raya~

Kunikida, Atsushi, ch.117

only str8 couple allowed!!

not to be annoying but i don't see like any aseuxal/aro rep in most pride month posts so remember to pour one out for the homies

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