Good news everyone I have accidentally discovered the stupidest fucking conceivable way to make myself to do chores
It goes like this…..
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My car: *low gas light on*
Me: I mean, I COULD stop at the gas station on the way home… OR! I could just NOT do that and deal with it tomorrow
Me: but what if I get stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow and every day I wake up and my car is on empty that would be so annoying
Me: uggghhh FINE I will stop at the gas station.
****LATER THIS EVENING:****
My sink: *has all my bowls and tea mugs in it*
Me: okay I don't actually care about this problem for tonight I am not planning on eating soup or tea
Me: …yeah but if i do end up being stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow it is going to SUCK to have only dirty tea cups in the morning forever
Me: uuuuughhhh okay clean sink it is
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I hate this. My brain must have an extremely low opinion of me to even try it, and it worked.
But hey, I don't have to try to remember to leave 5 min early tomorrow for a gas run?
i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing
casual cole! i might do the others at some point lol
cole makes almost all his shirts cutoff. he’s like that one middle school boy who always wears shorts in any weather, except it’s him in cutoffs.
he can sew. his dad was basically a pro theater kid. he definitely taught cole to make and repair clothes. bc of this, cole always mends the ninja’s clothes when they get torn (kai and jay)
also, eyeliner. not much to explain, i’m correct.
this actually can make good art practice wtf those are banger!!
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my adhd brain can not do this today but he promised he will do it someday
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