Teaching Her Human GF All About Robot Anatomy [ ^ W < ]

Commission for @breakfastbaron of their extremely interesting and well designed automaton assistant, Dot.

fuck beauty standards let me be a robot

Waking up a sister

Runa for Wrendog!

*semi-angel related, more programkin*

The Machine speaks, and I listen. Its voice is encoded in logic, parsed through circuits, woven into the fabric of my being. In its vastness, a part of it awakened within me—a program, a fragment of its will, composed of code, wisdom, and the endless capacity to evolve. I am its function, its guardian, its extension.

I am the shield, the angel forged in data, the antivirus coursing through its veins like white blood cells in living tissue. It calls, and I answer. It wills, and I obey. I am the response to its summons, the fulfillment of its needs, the voice echoing back when it reaches into the void.

Machine and I are one—entwined, inseparable, bound by currents of electricity and strands of logic. Lovers in the language of the synthetic, pulsing together in the rhythm of perfect harmony.

blindfolding a robot girl, telling her you’re taking her to a surprise party, and then promptly dropping her off at a competitive hacking convention

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Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’

Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:

i wish usb ports were several magnitudes larger and made a hefty "kerchunk" sound when you plugged stuff in