I’m So Sick And Tired Of Automod Systems In Social Media. I Can’t Even Say “Gay Lil —“ Without

Weirdest dream I had as a kid was of the Keebler elf spelunking in my ear. He went far enough that I could hear him dropping cookies into my brain. Anyway I got mad and shook him out along with the cookies.

Second weirdest was about legos but I’ll probably share that at another time.

That one phineas and ferb episode

You have a brick. It looks like a brick. It feels like a brick. Yet, over the past few days, people have been desperately trying to buy or steal the brick from you. You're starting to feel scared.

Random Rant

Good night, the writing advice on this website feels samesy as fuck.

It reminds me of when everyone in 2013 had an art OC and you legitimately couldn’t tell the difference.

“This is how you’re writing wrong, write like this instead.”

Congrats Brenda but you write just like Hannah. Who also write just like Lukas who writes just like Hayden.

Please for the love of EVERYTHING. Develop your own writing style.

Don’t copy and paste the writing patterns of others on this website to your own writing style. Because I legitimately can’t tell the difference anymore.

And it’s just really sad to see.

(I also don’t know how tumblr’s algorithm decided I wanted to see writing advice. I don’t. I take all my writing advice from my friend Ralph the alien cricket.)

Hey did yall hear about two AI bots referencing some fucked up humor. Then someone making an ai bot that espoused cult speak based off that conversation? No? Well crypto bros made a crypto based off that cult speak and then started sending that bot money. Yes you heard that right. A bot started getting sent money.

You can’t fool me that’s just a screencap….OH MY GOODNESS

i don't usually post art on tumblr (anymore) but i've been working on a lil drawing of a mash screenshot i like for a couple months. idek if i'll finish it, so i'm putting this here more for myself than anything else lol

Major YouTubers turning out to be extremists, scammers, abusers, or pathological liars isn’t even a surprise anymore. I think that says a lot about the type of danger is involved even in internet fame. As a famous YouTuber once said, “This isn’t even real fame and some of you can’t handle it.”

Even minimal fame seems to get to their heads. I believe Stan culture causes this too. How does an already vulnerable person stay grounded when that’s the case?

One second you’re making happy wheels part #765 and the next thousands of people claim to want to sleep with you. Then tons of fanart and fanfics inspired off of you. It goes instantly to the head.

You start to feel like a god. Like nothing you do will be perceived as terrible. The worst part? If you start to act like this the fans feed into it. “Yes King/Queen go off!”

Then either one of two things happen. You come back to earth and relax. Or you start ramping it up. The latter ends terribly all the time.

It seems that internet fame has two options. Use that as a platform to help others in some type of way or use it to feed your ego.

I wrote and published my book. This book is very important to me. I never thought I’d live this long to write and publish a book. That’s all.

This is one of the memes I’ve made about my first book.

Rant related to Doctor who

I actually miss Peter Capaldi. He immediately got backlash from the chronically online tourist fans for “being old”. But it’s the doctor. He’s already old. If anything him not hiding behind a young face anymore was some serious series character development.

Him regenerating into a young lady and then a young man afterwards seemed to be going backwards on this journey.

We still could have had a black doctor and a lady doctor but did they have to be young? I don’t think so. Yes I understand acting talent and all that but I’m sure they could have found someone.

People are obsessed with not aging and trying to stay perpetually young. If anything the doctor deciding to stop hiding from his age would be a defining character moment. Yes yes I understand “sexy doctor moment” and all that. But some of the sexiest moments from the doctor is when he’s showing off his empathy and thinking on his feet intelligence.

Doctor who tourists are usually drawn to stay longer than a regeneration with these moments.

But most important of all:

(Why is no one addressing the weird optical illusion that happened in the 14th doctor’s second picture. I’m so serious.)

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Adults deserve spaces on the internet outside of porn websites.

Tales from the Borderlands is a good game but I wanted more romance options. 10/10 though. This is the kind of story I wanted in future borderlands games. Looking at you borderlands 3.