But If He Has A Bit Of Everything Then He Has Nothing Original

it’s weird to remember that this character was the most intimidating villain of her series at one point and repeatedly attempted to kill the main characters

This is 100% canon

isn’t this what happened

I like to image that this happened after Steven and company left the Zoo.

BD: I’m glad that the Sapphire was able to bring in another human.

YD: Yeah but she should really have her pearl change her outfit. It didn’t suit her at all. And where are her other Rubies, usually there are at least three to a Sapphire.

BD: Now that you mention it that was strange. I haven’t seen a Sapphire with only one ruby since….

BD: Yellow I think we’ve been duped.

What you do is ignor it and go on and continue the conversation as normal as possible

This is a very serious question about male fart protocol

Seriously, what are you supposed to do as a guy when another guy farts in front of you?  I was talking with a cis male coworker last night - he’s great about referring to me as a guy and I feel like he really sees me as male…  and thus felt free to release a cloud of anal mustard gas in my presence.  He just fuckin rips ass while we’re talking and doesn’t acknowledge it at all?

I was truly at a loss, my friends.This dude was downright brazen with his flatulence…  Every female I’ve ever met would, upon farting in front of a coworker, blush and giggle and apologize profusely while retreating to safety.  Other females in the vicinity pretends to be disgusted while laughing hysterically.  

How am I, as a man, supposed to respond to this? Do I acknowledge it?  Do I say “good one” in my deepest voice and give him a manly, playful shove? Was Is supposed to fart back? Does it turn into some sort of alpha male fart-battle?  Do we light the fart on fire? Do I give him a congratulatory slap on the ass? Honestly what was I supposed to do I do here?  Im genuinely so perplexed, help a confused brother out? 

Didn't write this just here to spread the word

A Defense for Lancaster

Oh, man. Who knew that was how the finale was going to go, huh?

I think everything that could be said has already been said, but a major trend I’m starting to notice these past few days is the sudden backlash on Lancaster.

For the uninformed, Lancaster is the Jaune/Ruby ship name just as White Knight is for Jaune/Weiss and White Rose is for Rose/Weiss. I digress.

In any case, there have been multiple assumptions that we Lancaster Knights were quite happy that Pyrrha died and that, for all intents and purposes, Arko has sunk. There are even suggestions by several members of the FNDM that we expect Lancaster to be featured predominantly in Volume 4 as the new romance of the series.

However, I wish to dash away these assumptions.

For many Lancaster Knights, our ship was a ship we enjoyed quietly, away from the madness that other ships seem to possess. We never expected for it to gain ground in this way nor at all in actuality.

We loved Pyrrha, she was a fantastic character. Her death was moving and tragic, and we never wished such a fate on a wonderful character like her. We were content to have Arkos take sail in canon, but that will no longer be the case (unless you subscribe to those theories of her survival).

To continue on, we Lancaster Knights do not believe we will have our Jaune/Ruby romance to happen in Volume 4. We want bonding moments, platonic or oterwise, but a full-blown romance is not what we want immediately. There needs to be time and effort in the writing first for us to be wholly satisfied. The Lancaster Knights are more than willing to give the Arkos Warriors a volume to grieve and recover before we push for romance for our ship.

Much to my regret, it appears that we Lancaster Knights have been swept up in the upcoming shipping war. We did not anticipate this. However, we are more than happy to take up arms for our ship.

Fellow Lancaster Knights, I urge you all to write fan fiction or draw fan art so that we may attract more bannermen to our cause!

Tumblr and Ouran part 2 (or 3)

Reblog if you will still be around for season 8

Let’s see how many of us true fans are left here who still love and support the show <3 

Greg literally charmed an alien rebel leader, the giant tyranical greaving leader of the authority the previously mention rebel leader rebelled from, and an entire colony of humans who were born in space and were basically forced into arranged marriages cause they had no idea what the freedom of choice was.

“No one can resist The Universe” indeed..