What You Do Is Ignor It And Go On And Continue The Conversation As Normal As Possible

Ciel: Sebastian, I need your help.

Sebastian: With what, shorty?

Ciel: I’m not short!

Sebastian: Then what do you need?

Ciel: …

Sebastian: You can’t reach the cereal on the top shelf, can you?

Ciel: Shut the hell up and hand me the damn box.

Greg literally charmed an alien rebel leader, the giant tyranical greaving leader of the authority the previously mention rebel leader rebelled from, and an entire colony of humans who were born in space and were basically forced into arranged marriages cause they had no idea what the freedom of choice was.

“No one can resist The Universe” indeed..

I posted this 4 months ago and I couldn’t find so I’m re-posting it so y'all can see my sin.

Asuma: when a girl changes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend zoned

Kakashi: or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet

Kurenai: two different types of people

school plays are fun

bon bon the birthday clown: a summary

Marco: FUCK star I need u to go to the dance with me or else my /fUCKIng/ teeth with fall out

Star: ight

Janna: AYO BITCH WERE BRING A CLOWN BACK FROM THE DEAD

Star: lit. sry marco can't do the dance tonight good luck with ur teeth

Marco: ITS ALL GUCCI JACKIE JUST ASKED ME TO THE DANCE

Jackie: hi

Star: sweg

LATER:

Marco: cologne is good

Janna: *is there*

Cologne: *on Marco's ass*

Marco's ass: *smacked*

Dick: out

Star: we need shit for our seance

Marco: I don't care

Doorbell: *ring*

Marco: FUCK

Star: Janna lets answer dis bitch

Janna: k

Door: *is answered*

Jackie: suh dude

Star: ocean

Jackie: thanks

Marco: hi jackie *is hot*

Star: take me now

Janna: flashlight

Jackie: u look good @marco

Marco: A+

Janna: smell his butt

Star: *hoe side activate*

LATER:

Star: yo hold up I'm jealous now

Janna: shut up

Glossaryck: meat noses

MEANWHILE:

Marco: I'm nervous and it's painfully obvious

Jackie: dances suck lets go on a real date

Marco: nice

BACK AT THE SEANCE:

Star: still jelly

AT THE PARK:

Marco: put all this stuff in ur cocoa

Jackie: this taste like shit

Marco: I hate myself

Jackie: ur so cute when u laugh at urself

Marco: thanks??

Jackie: lets skateboard here take a helmet I was storing in my ass

Marco: gross lets do it

BACK AT THE SEANCE:

Star: glossaryck I'm tryna lurk

Glossaryck: hoe don't do it

Star: *lurks*

Glossaryck: oh my god

Star: fuck they're bonding lemme just

Skateboard: *breaks*

Star: there we go

AT THE PARK:

Jackie and Marco: *kiss*

Blood moon: sweaty:)

Marco: hey star is probably dying rn lets go

AT THE SEANCE:

Ludo: sup bitch

Star: why

Ludo: give book

Star and Ludo: *fight*

Jackie and marco: *show up*

Star: *fucks up*

Spell book: *is stolen*

Jarco: *canon*

Starco tears: *out*

i THINK EARTH IS A PreTTY GREAT PLACE

People ship this the same reason most people ship any ship because why the fuck not

Why ARE people shipping laremmy now though? Wasn’t larsadie good enough? Is this a joke? Like…I don’t even understand this fandom sometimes…

This is important

Goodbye 😔👋🏽

https://twitter.com/dwofficiai/status/935588965758926848

Wait they exist

Shout-out to the Klance fans that aren’t fucking insane