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yellowjackets fans who don't fuck with taivan are the weakest links. you all will see two skinny feminine white girls stand next to each other and wax poetic about how much they mean to each other and their beautiful homoerotic longing but the moment there's a canonical lesbian relationship between a black woman and her butch girlfriend suddenly you don't give a fuck. "Oh, but tai cheated on her wife.." THEY EAT PEOPLE!!! THEY'RE ALL MURDERERS!!!! WHY ARE WE POLICING THEIR MORALS SIT DOWN AND ENJOY THE TOXICITY LIKE THE REST OF US!!!

they’re raising my rent and i don’t want to be stupid online but i want to post a picture of the letter they sent out

because they sent a graph with the rent prices per month (which were ALL raised from last years’, which was already raised by ~$50) and a little slip with it that offers their customer service and “we hope you remain a valued resident!”

losing my mind over this review i found. did they have to randomize it or something??? i cannot fathom what this man was trying to convey. i read this to my partner and they immediately said “CHARLIE?!?!???”

i’ve been looking at tumblr posts since i was 13 and i’ve probably made like 4 accounts over the years so here’s hoping that now that i am an Adult i can Do Something Consistently

I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.

My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"

I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good." Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."

We have 30 days until the National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA) laws are rescinded. This is the 50-year bedrock of American conservation. Normally, these actions take years but the administration has provided 30 days for public comment gutting clean water and clean air. Drop what you’re doing, before you make any more calls or read any more social media posts, please populate the Federal Register with dissent.

A. Go to https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2025/02/25/2025-03014/removal-of-national-environmental-policy-act-implementing-regulations

B. Click on the green rectangle in the upper right corner ("SUBMIT A PUBLIC COMMENT") .

C. Fill in your comment, and info at the bottom, and SUBMIT COMMENT.

Guy in front of me has spent the past hour creating our professor in Monster Hunter Wilds

agonizing over why u aren’t enough but also knowing exactly why u can’t be enough. thanks i hate it

Are you older than YouTube? (2005)