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I’m making a silly power point for a college event, I think you guys will like what I have so far
Am I putting in more effort than I should? Probably.
Do you miss Ryker?
Viggo: Sometimes yes. Despite everything he's still my brother. We had our good times when we were kids and when we spared in the arena together, and we had our worse times when Ryker had a hard time accepting my Chiefly position. But alas, some people disappoint you.
Dagur: How dare you!?
Eret: My, all points fit. Should I start courting Hiccup?
Viggo: Don't forget there's two of us in this category. But I'm willing to share.
Eret: You might have to. I take 5 times a week, you get weekends.
Viggo: I beg your pardon?
Dagur: I wanna share Hiccup too!
Viggo: We should think about it first and consult it with Hiccup.
Dagur: And if we end up dating him all together in one big poly, we at least don't have to be ashamed of each other nude in bed after that-
Eret: Dagur, we agreed to not talk about the New Years party night.
Viggo: He has a point Eret. However, we might have to talk about it.
Eret: Do we? It's already awkward even now.
Dagur: For fucks sake, so we had a very drunk and very passionate three-some one time, grow up!
I can't help, but think:
~ dark hair
~ brown eyes
~ strong/ muscular
~ tall
~ handsome
~ probably big-dicked
Hiccup seems to have a type is all I'm saying
(Dagur stays forever mad about not fitting the type)
Eret: I'M HERE!
I need more Eret, son of Eret in my life.
"Here. I saved you a cookie."
Dagur: Ooohh! Cookie! Thanks!
Viggo: What kind of cookie?
Eret: Oh, thanks. My sweet tooth is grateful.
Eret: This is how I look every night after my nightmares. And in the morning with my hungovers. Just waiting for the right time to get up and walk it off.
They broke up
Eret: Aaww, thank you! That's such an adorable picture of us! And no, I'm actually just found of his smell due my years on the sea and moving around reindeers a lot 😅
Eret: But I like the idea! I might use it as a deodorant so Hiccup and the rest will give me a break from time to time. Or I might use it on twins to show them I'm the greatest prankster 🤩
Eret: I'll have to think about it better. Anyway, thank you again. For both of us, right Slimey?
Can I request Eret with Slimeball from RoB please?Since he likes the smell of his slime for some reason.....
I'm not sure if you drew Cavern crasher already or not.
They are good friends :)
I imagine it's like Snotlout and the Nightmare gel, Eret probably uses it for like hair gel or deodorant or something
Dragon #107 - Slimeball (Rise of Berk) and Eret :]
(asking cuz i forgor)
How about dogs? What breeds yall like?
Viggo: I always liked fighting and tall breeds like Dobermans and Rottweilers and Great Danes. Despite their history I like their warm and playful behavior behind the rough and sharp exterior.
Dagur: My favorite dogs are Shepherds or Frenchies! I know they have nothing in common but if I had a dog, I would get a Frenchie. Shepherds are amazing but I would have to have better living conditions for a big dog.
Eret: Nice choices both of you. I always liked family dogs that represent loyalty like Golden Retriever or Pitbull. If I could, I would adopt a Pitbull and nurse them back to health and to trust humans again. These dogs suffer because of people who don't realize how sensitive these dogs are and how important the training is.
Viggo: Huh.....
What’s ur opinion on kids?
Dagur: Oh I want kids! They're like mini copies of ourselves but they are also different! It's like watching a seed grow! You will never know what would the little plant grow into!
Viggo: That is very nicely said. I do like kids at some specific ages when they are most curious and their minds can be taught many things they might remember in their growth. But I don't handle them when they are at their early stage.
Dagur: You mean you don't like babies? But those are the most joyful and innocent versions of them!
Viggo: Also the most depending on others help and would eat everything they find.
Eret: Fair points to all of you but as someone who spent quite a while around kids of all ages and even took care of them, I believe that unlike you two I have enough experience to actually handle the responsibility.
Dagur: What's that supposed to mean?
Eret: Kids aren't toys or pets to play and teach things. It's a lot of responsibility and a big pressure to lead by example when you have one. The way you behave towards and around the child, it will grow as pattern to them.
Viggo: Given what you told us about your younger self, I pray we won't encounter those you helped to raise.
Eret: Right and you will definitely rock as a parent when you will ignore the kid in its most fragile lifetime and care about them only when they start talking.
Viggo: That's not what I-
Dagur: Oookay, better stop before someone says something they might regret.
Eret: Fine.
Viggo: Agreed.
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