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M... M- Mr Asman!!
Well I never imagined this! That this unusual postbox would allow for a contact with the afterlife!
🤯 H- Hello! I- I'm Nos E. Prick, reporting for The Daily Circus, sir! Oh, you sir, have no idea! You are a myth, a legend amongst us young journalists!
QUESTION!!!: What is the secret to effectively utilizing 🎩 gentleman power🎩 to achieve one's life goals?
With great admiration! 😍
Mr Nos E. Prick
Dear Mr. Prick,
It is wonderful to hear from someone who holds me in the regard I have earned over the course of my life. I do not understand the mechanics by which the living are able to contact me in this afterlife, nor have I really figured out how to contact others undead, but I am happy that I was able to hear from an upstanding young man as yourself.
I cannot speak on just any life path, but I do know how to achieve one's goals if such goals are in the esteemed field of journalism. The advice I will give will be obvious, though not easy to follow.
You must do anything you can in order to get the news. You may find yourself causing scandals anonymously so that you can be the one to have the first story out about it. You can bend the truth if it would benefit you, because outright lies are far easier to prove than simple exaggerations.
Involve yourself with those who make headlines. Politicians, criminals, wealthy men... anyone who can give you a leg up on the competitors. Create good relationships with those who are in the thick of conflict or scandal, and they will tell you about it. Do not be afraid to portray their side of the story. Outrage still pays the bills. If you desire more advice, I could go on and on, though I would hate to bore you.
Yours, Odie Asman
Catch me being as self indulgent as possible…
Hey Rosie! What’s up with Enoch?
[modverse, not canon verse]
Dear ace-chaser,
I have been keeping an eye on my brother, and I find it quite entertaining that he simply lives there now. He is thriving with his close friend Benjamin, creating all sorts of ridiculous contraptions together and having great fun.
It is wonderful to see him like this.
Thank you, Rosie
Dear Irene,
Does Yuujin know about you or how important you are to Sherlock? How does he feel about you?
This ask is gonna be really silly for people who don’t know about your version of Irene.
Dear Anon,
Of course my dear partner knows about me. He is well aware of me, who I am, how I differ from Sherlock. He is proud to go on about town with a stunning figure like myself on his arms. He is practically the talk of the town when he does so. I know he feels differently for me than he does for Sherlock, and I cannot blame him for that. It is easier for the two of us than it is for the two of them. I am certain you can understand why.
That being said, he brings joy to me and I to him. In the end, that is all that matters.
Love, Irene Holmes
Dear father-in-law,
I hope this letter finds you in good health and spirits. I am writing to invite you to our baby shower, which will be held in three months.
I know that this invitation comes at a difficult time for our family, as we are still mourning the loss of my brother-in-law. His memory will always be in our hearts, and I know that he would have been so excited to welcome our new baby into the world.
We would be honored to have you join us in celebrating the newest addition to our family. Your presence would mean the world to us, and we hope that you can make it.
With love,
Lord Blackquill.
To Lord Blackquill,
Thank you for your kind invitation. I am certain that my husband and I will be able to attend this celebration, and we look forward to welcoming this new life into our family. I hope that our presence there will be able to bring a bit more life to such a dark time you and your wife have been facing.
Respectfully, Lord van Zieks.
I am a writer who used to do so much more frequently, but have been hit with a terrible writer's block for years. Doing these little asks has gotten that creativity flowing a bit more, and I was wondering: Would you as an audience be interested in seeing what other kind of work I do, or helping me make decisions on said works without seeing them; or would you prefer that this blog be kept specifically to dgs 2 asks?
Signed, Mod of the Baskervilles
Hey guys! I'm back and hoping to keep posting some nice fun silly content for you guys. Currently I only have 1 post in the queue, so feel free to send in however many asks you want!
Thank you guys! - Mod of the Baskervilles
two questions for asougi kazuma-san: 1) would you still love naruhodou ryuunosuke if he were a worm and 2) would you still hate lord van zieks if he were a worm
To Ribbonroad-san,
It is good to hear from you again, friend. I have heard that you have asked such questions from several of my acquaintances, and thus have been trying to find my way into a coherent answer. I'm afraid I don't know if I will be able to provide an absolute reason why for these answers, but yes I would still love Naruhodou if he were a worm, and no I would not still hate Lord van Zieks if he were a worm.
I would love to elaborate, but I fear I simply cannot. I know deep in my heart of hearts that these answers are true. There is nothing more to it.
Respectfully yours, Asougi Kazuma.
Hello to all the new people who've followed this blog!! I have run out of asks to answer but the ask box is always open, I'm looking for some new plots to start, and I just got a medication that makes my brain work so chances are I'll even answer those asks!
I really hope you like what you see.
Signed, Mod of the Baskervilles
Hi barok… aah how exactly did you dad die?!?
Anon.
My father was a cruel, foolish man. He believed that he could conquer anything, and that included the great beasts of the plains of Africa. He kept such animals in his house without knowing what such "pets" would demand in terms of care. He and his servants were injured many times by the unruly beasts. He was eventually killed by his favorite of his pets, the snake. It was entirely preventable.
Lord Barok van Zieks
To wagahai,
Meow
seriously anon
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special credit in this very special ask goes to my friend's beloved Countess Mavis "Bram Stroker's Dragula" of Pissington On Peepeesshire, ESQ
I've worked on answering all the asks that I have for today, and they're all saved as drafts. Queuing is being weird, and so I have to publish them by hand. I am attempting restraint in not posting them all at once, but don't be surprised if they post in weird intervals.
I'm loving all the asks so far! Feel free to keep them coming!!
Signed, Mod of the Baskervilles
An ask blog for the dgs/tgaa characters after the events of the games. Will contain spoilers! [Please check out the about, rules, and anons tabs before you send an ask!]
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