Kisame: Konan, How Long Does It Take Until You Start Hallucinating From Sleep Deprivation?

“NOOOOOOO”

I will do that, and you can't stop me. I give you a kiss on your non-existent cheek

“PLEASE DO NOT”

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

“I can give you hug”

Hey Henry!!! Do you miss Willy??? Also, i could get you some pizza if you want to :))

“I really miss Willy,sometimes.It would be great to get some pizza,thank you.”

“Hey,why?”

“You know I watched anime called Neon Genesis Evangelion.Shit,Its to emotional.I actually cried.”

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

A: have I told you about these two bitches in this place that talk shit      about everybody? B: who? A: you and me.

I HATE REPUBLICANS BUT THE PIRACY IS NOT

AN OPTION

"You don't need to do piracy.It's bad,very bad. Just don't buy a game. That's would be enough.You can still watch walkthroughs or Let's plays.And remember that's telling a man that abducted kids."

What's your favorite food?

“Ahh...CAN I HAVE BONELESS PIZZA?”