cynthia and lydia get your shit together
“could i trouble you for a cigarette?”
Y/N’s a hot smoker who Wanda is so desperate to impress, so desperate that she would go up to the girl having never smoked before and ask the girl for a cigarette
The music was blaring and teenagers roamed the halls of some random kids house, drinks provided of course and a lot of bad decisions to come. Wanda had seen them a few times with them being in most of her classes, yet all she knew about the mysterious person was that they where popular yet such a loner, she had continuously seen them alone smoking in various corners of the college they both attended. And when Wanda caught glimpse of the mysterious person at her best friends 18th birthday party, she knew with the liquid courage in her system that she HAD to make her move.
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Wanda’s best friend had practically shoved Wanda over to where the person was yet after a few seconds of silence, Wanda has accepted her fate and silently walked away, being replaced by her twin brother. Pietro was one of those popular jocks who knew everything about everyone, knowing this Wanda had made a mental note of her brother and Y/N’s friendship, y/n had been around the Maximoff house a few times actually, once they had helped Pietro get home safe after a practice one night when he broke his ankle, another time they had brought Wanda snacks and ice cream because Pietro had told them that Wanda’s dumbass ex had broken up with her, they ended up making Wanda Paprikash and leaving it outside her door with the snacks, ice cream and a note which Pietro had then told Wanda about his new friend that had put this much effort into making his sister feel good after such a hard day. Wanda needed to know more, or actually interact with the person who had piqued her interest.
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Many drinks later, Wanda stumbled outside in attempt to grab some air, in doing so, she had found the person her heart had been violently beating for. Y/n stood there, alone, with a cigarette hanging out of their perfect mouth. “Hey” y/n says upon recognising the other teenager to be her best friends sister, Wanda however, stands looking at the smoking hot 18 year old, wondering how to impress them “can I try one?” Wanda quickly asked, y/n lifted an eyebrow, knowing Wanda to be a goodie two shoes yet having Wanda ask them for a cigarette is very new to them. Nodding, y/n took their tab box out of their hoodie pocket and holds the open box out to Wanda, who slowly takes one and asks for a lighter, once y/n hands her one, she puts the cigarette in her mouth and strikes the lighter, after a few attempts the cigarette doesn’t light, she looks over to her peer who is holding in a laugh “what?” she asks feeling dumbfounded under the gaze of her crush. “come here” y/n said, Wanda quickly obliged, walking closer to y/n “pass the lighter I’ll do it for you” y/n commands with a slight smirk, upon grabbing the lighter, y/n had stepped closer to the girl and put the cigarette back in her mouth, they put one hand hovering around the cigarette to block the winds draft and another holding the lighter, they struck the lighter and lit the cigarette first time. Taking the cigarette out of her mouth to speak “thankyou” Wanda thanked y/n for the simple task. “So any update on the boyfriend?” Y/n asks in their deep monotone voice that Wanda loves so much, a chuckle escapes her throat and she shakes her head “I’m looking to get over that douchebag” she states, seeing the opportunity y/n quickly takes it “why don’t we go to the bowling alley and diner next weekend?” Y/n smirks “why those places? They seem a bit out of your comfort zone” Wanda quickly asks “Piet always talks about how you love the 60s and that’s as close as we are going to get around here” y/n states while rubbing the back of their neck awkwardly like a child that had just been caught in the act which made Wanda infatuated by the teenager.
Revamping some of my old clothes that I don’t wear/like
didn’t exactly turn out how I expected it to but here it is, the spidey lover vest (first is inspo, second is my attempt)
my next victim is one I have been meaning to do for over a year
feel free to message me or even spam my request button. I love talking to my mutuals and people with similar interests
Please.
A silly little oneshot no one asked for
reader and yoko playing their music really loud in their dormitory, their dorm mom comes in curious of why the two delinquents are breaking the loud music rule again, she sees that they are dancing to a song and finds it adorable, because of this she leaves them to have a good time, a bit later Larissa Weems gets annoyed by the same song that had been played on repeat for an hour, so she goes to the source of the music, she then finds reader and yoko dancing and singing to the song.
Yoko : “YOU TAKE YOUR GIRL”
Y/n : “AND MULTIPLY HER BY FOUR”
both : “NOW A WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN NEEDS A WHOLE LOT MORE”
Yoko : “GET YOURSELF TO THE BUTTERFLY LOUNGE”
Y/n : “AND FIND YOURSELF A BIG LADYYY”
Thornhill and Weems now stand in the doorway watching the two teenagers dance and sing the song, Thornhill chuckles a little at the sight of it and Weems just stands there frozen.
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I saw an edit of Weems with this song on tiktok and needed to write something about it because this song is just 🤌🏽
Here’s a silly little head cannon for transmasc spider y/n -
• Y/N hates shopping but his best friend Tess LOVES shopping.
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Tess - “y/nnnn you promised to come shopping with me now Cmon help me pick a dress”
Y/n : “fine hurry up”
Tess grabs two dresses one blue the other red, she than grabs y/N’s hand and drags him to the dressing rooms. First she comes out in the red dress.
She looks pretty in the dress but it isn’t her style, y/n isn’t going to tell her that, he nods a little and then she goes back and tries on the blue dress.
(pretend it’s blue I beg)
Tess comes out of the changing room in the blue dress, y/n looks at it and knows this is the one. He gives her a thumbs up.
Tess : “Okay so which one?”
Y/n : “whichever one your more comfortable in”
Tess: “y/n parker I swear to god”
Y/n : “okay the blue one”
Tess : “your just saying that so we can go aren’t you”
Y/n : “no I genuin… why are you looking at me like that?”
Tess : “because I want the truth”
Y/n tilts his head back and sighs before looking back at his best friend: “I know you hate skintight dresses, I like the blue better on you than the red, the blue suits your hair more, the fabric looks more comfy and you look happier in the blue one.”
Tess smiling : “thankyouu”
Y/n : “can we go now?”
tw: torture/ graphic
I wake up in a moving vehicle and what I can tell from having a bag over my head is that its a van. My hands are tied up with what feels like zip ties. However my feet are free, I try to shuffle around to get the bag off of my head, but that's when I feel the searing pain run through my leg.
'crap the cut' I think to my self. Still blinded I try to feel for the cut to try and sense how bad it is. Glass still imbedded in the skin, the arseholes didn't even take it out.
Taking a deep breath in, I brace myself and pull the biggest shard in my leg out unknowing if there was any other pieces hidden beneath the skin. I tried to muffle my scream to avoid getting the attention of my captives.
I manage to rive off the hood that was keeping me blinded and could see from the tinted windows on the doors the sun was starting to set, I must of been out for hours.
That's when the van starts to stop, and I hear both the driver's door and passengers door open and close. There was 2 of them as I suspected when the home invasion took place.
The van doors open and I quickly pretended to play unconscious still waiting for an opportunity to escape when they least expect it. They grab me and one of them throws me over his shoulder. Yeah there is no way I'm getting out of this one.
~ TIME SKIP ~
I'm carried into a room and thrown on the hard floor, I open my eyes again to see that I had been locked in a cell and my captive standing on the other side looking right into my soul.
"Ah good morning sunshine or should I say good evening" he smiles down at me. I know that face and I know them tattoos it couldn't be mistaken. It was the man who came to my fathers office that morning. I knew something was off about him.
"You must be thinking who am I? and why have I taken you? Well Y/N, my name is Rumlow and the answer for that second question will be revealed soon enough" he says while walking away from the cell, leaving me on the cold hard concrete floor still with my hand restraints on.
~TIME SKIP~
I'm sitting here knowing that there is no way of escaping this hell hole that's when I hear someone approaching.
I saw his arm glinting from white light, and it couldn't be mistaken. Mr Barnes.
"I told you we would see each other again soon" he says with a cunning grin.
"I knew something was off with you, Leave my friend alone or I swear to God that super soldier serum won't be able to save you" I say trying to threaten someone who could literally snap me in half but if that was his intention I'd already be dead they wouldn't keep me alive. Unless it was a trap for Milo. Oh god, Milo I pray u don't come looking for me.
"Your threats don't scare me, I've been through world war two for crying out loud" he starts laughing at me. "Anyways, as soon as we get what we need from you will dispose of you pretty quickly"
He opens up the cell and grabs me by the wrists, dragging me out of the cell. I try to weigh my self down to make it more difficult for him but that made no affect on him, so I stood up in a quick movement and kick him in the balls causing him to loosen his grip on me and bend over. That's when I decided to knee him in the face and try and make a run for it in this maze of a building.
Running through multiple corridors trying to stay out of sight of anyone. But that's when I felt the sharp prick hit my side, I pull out an arrow off my hip and everything started to become dark.
No no no not again, I was so close. The darkness started to engulf my sight as my eyelids became heavier and heavier. The last thing I see before full darkness is the Winter soldier standing over me grinning like the Cheshire cat.
~Time skip~
I wake up to a fist colliding with my face, causing me to be even more disorientated from waking up after being tranquilised.
"Ah nice for you to make an appearance Y/N, we need to ask you a few questions, and if you don't answer well we have a few persuasive methods that might get you talking" Rumlow says while standing next to a table full of tools. knifes, hammers, plyers and more for him to enjoy his twisted little games.
"I won't tell you anything, do your twisted mind games and methods but I will never give you any information"
"Oh is that so, well we will just have to test how far you can go then"
He picks up the knife on the tray and walks over to the chair in the middle of the room to which I am detained in.
He re-opens the cut on my leg from the glass that started to heal.
A blood curdling scream erupts from my lungs and he makes it bigger.
"How about now?"
I look at him with tear filled eyes but determined not to back down. He then makes another cut across the top of my thigh. Blood oozing out as I bit down on my tongue to not to give him the satisfaction of another scream.
He continues slicing up my body in different places, from my legs to my back, to my arms. Muffled screams escaping from my mouth as i try to hold back.
"Well then we do have other ways of means of getting things out of people, GET ME THE SERUM" he shouts over to one of his henchmen at the side.
He opens a container and white smoke falls out from in it, they pull out a syringe and walk over and hand it over to Rumlow. Walking over he says "Now with this you shall become very compliant" smiling sinister at me he injects me with the serum and put me in this torture device. Spikes surround my body and breaks through the skin, I was in so much pain that I could not help but scream. I passed out due to the pain.
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I'm a prisoner in my own body I though, I cant control my self, I tried to lift my arm as I have been taken out of my major restraints with only leg ones on, but I am unable to move the rest of my body.
Milo is now sitting in front of me unconscious, he tried to save me, oh god I wish he didn't now we are both in this mess. He starts to wake up and he makes eye contact at me, unable to say anything to him, all I can do is sit here with a neutral expression on my face.
"TESS, IT'S ME, YOUR GOING TO BE OKAY" Milo exclaims while trying to wiggle free. That's when Rumlow came up behind him and put his hands on his shoulders.
"Who the fuck are you and what are you doing with my best friend you sick fuck?"
"Hello Milo, my name is none of your concern, all you need to worry about is about your pretty little friend here"
i’ve been waiting for this moment and it was glorious
*Wednesday talking to her partner (reader) who suffers from suicidal thoughts/tendencies*
W : “question. would you die for me?”
Y/N : “yes”
W : “that’s too easy…would you…would you live for me? Hm?”
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hi guys, first off thankyou for reading and second welcome to my page <3
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Incorrect quotes <3
tears over beers (nevermore kids)
would you live for me? (wednesday)
never kissed a dude (tasm)
perfume (nevermore kids)
every woman is a lesbian (avengers)
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radio silence - Wanda x nb reader
reader and their twin sister, Yelena Belová have found themselves trapped in an active shooting at a local museum, what happens when the team can’t reach them and Wanda and Nat are left to worry?
Life Line - Yoko Tanaka x nb reader
Reader is depressed due to her mother figure, Miss Weems being stabbed with the nightshade needle, Weems is in hospital but presumed dead by poor y/n, yoko being y/n’s girlfriend has been with y/n as much as possible during her time of mourning.
is that my jacket? wandanat x reader
r is a part of the avengers and wanda is the one of the new recruits. basically nat makes wanda nervous and she thinks the woman hates her when really nat is attracted to the girl and trying hard not to show it. and wanda mainly goes to r for comfort and advice all the time. i'm thinking nat and r are close (maybe dating?) and wandas this oblivious little bean who doesn't realize they like her?
Smoking hot - Wanda x reader
Y/N’s a hot smoker who Wanda is so desperate to impress, so desperate that she would go up to the girl having never smoked before and ask the girl for a cigarette
Fuck me eyes - yelena x reader
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