Who Is This Bitch Y/N? 

-William Wordsworth

Steve: And that's the plan.

Tony: Alright, time to see if you little shits paid attention.

[kahoot music begins to play]

an au where bucky barnes is an english professor and you're a math professor and you just hated each other bcs math and english never goes well together. every single time you guys keep trying to one up each other by saying that your subject is much superior

cue bucky barnes writing sonnets on your black board and as a revenge you write complex mathematical equations on his board.

the whole school ships the two of you.

Might as well Live, Laugh, Lobotomy since ao3 is down.

The Deal

Summary: The reader is on vacation when the bank she’s in gets held up. Only they aren’t there for the money, they’re there for her. Her only option to get through this might be a little help from one of her kidnappers but even he isn’t exactly what he seems…

Square: Kidnapping

Pairing: Criminal!Dean x reader

Word Count: 18,200ish

Warnings: language, kidnapping, manipulation, mentions of murder/assualt

A/N: This fic has some darker elements to it (it’s not too dark but at some points it gets there) so please head the warnings!

A/N #2: Written for @spngenrebingo

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?? x f!reader

summary: not necessarily looking to date anyone at all, the reader finds herself in a love triangle.. or is it a square?

warnings: none yet

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series tags (5/10): @who-even-is--galileo @poisxnedmind @harpersmariano @ariianelle @nipple-twisting-washing-machine

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Bucky Barnes x f!Reader

Summary: Yelena accidentally plays matchmaker, Bucky pretends he doesn't want to live out his friends to lovers dream, and you're just trying to live your life... too bad a stalker wants to be apart of it.

Warnings: vulgar language/ topics, or at least kind of

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Fyodor Dostoyevsky // Alanis Morissette