I'll Boil You Up And Pump You Down

I like making random noises at my dog and watching her turn her head in confusion. I just know she's thinking "what the hell is this idiot doing" and I think that's beautiful.

I want all his outfits.

this diva

dude i am so tired all the time. for what purpose bro im youthful as Fuck

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

missing that bastard, lestat de lyingcunt or whatever his name is

Someone should get me a cinnamon roll

An ancient Roman soothsayer would be frothing at the mouth at this.

thighs

I have a very small Spotify account and I think it says something about the state of the world that a song of mine whose primary lyrics are "we're all gonna die" got streamed wayyyyy more than usual this month.

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals