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Stories that would be improved by polyamory:

Dracula: it's basically a novel of kitchen-table polyamory already, but this way someone might actually kiss Jack Seward.

A Midsummer Night's Dream: just let them all have an orgy at the end. I feel like they'd be into it. Puck's invited too if he wants.

Bridget Jones' Diary: why force a choice between Mark and Daniel if there was the option to have both?

Any Arthuriana: less cheating, more honesty, fewer duels, more snogging, everyone's a winner.

Stories that would be made worse by polyamory:

Wuthering Heights: dear God do not give Cathy and Heathcliff a reason to drag more people into their terrible relationship than are already involved.

Omg I just need so badly to have these vibes.

The Promenade, Woman with a Parasol (1875) by Claude Monet

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

charged guilty with the crime of wanting

Woke up from an accidental nap and I can remember that I had some sort of epiphany during the dream but can't remember what the fuck it was. Frustrating

I've been worried ever since I was born

An ancient Roman soothsayer would be frothing at the mouth at this.

time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

Yesssss

The Intrepid Heroes return for a new season of Dimension 20, arriving on Dropout starting June 4th!

Prepare to go upward, skyward - nay, Cloudward Ho! ☁️

#cucumber

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable