Remus Gets Little Chocolate Finger Prints On His Book Pages, Especially Over The Summer When He Will

I am a woman in the way that a tomato is a fruit, as in some situations, yes technically a tomato is a fruit, but in other situations, a tomato also does not actually feel like a fruit, you would never put it in a fruit salad, i’m a woman on a technicality and I relate to the same things that women do (tomatoes grow the same way fruits grow) so in that sense yes I feel like I’m a woman, but also why the fuck would you ever put me in a fruit salad

I need to inject the vibe of every hozier song into my veins right this instant

DUDE MY FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS HUPERFIXATION FROM A FEW MONTHS AGO IS GONNA COME BACK FULL SWING YALL ARENT EVEN READYYYYY

so guys are we making bracelets to trade or what🤓

^^this but i dont mind MCD and i just read The Hand That Feeds and it broke me but i NEED more dorlene ASAP

this is a call for help.

we have a ton of beautiful fanfiction in this fandom but I have never found one that enabled me to form a visceral connection with marlene or dorcas hence dorlene. I don’t have this issue with other sapphic ships, just marlene and dorcas have always felt like side characters but I WANT TO BE A DORLENE GIRLIE. I really want to get inside their brains and be unable to stop thinking about them.

So please recommend me such fics if you know any. I am begging🧎🏻 [Just one disclaimer: I don’t like MCD/canon compliant fics.]

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

PLEASSSEEEEEE

how it started vs how it's going

*supernatural writers after running out of world-ending conflicts after 11 seasons*: what if there was a second earth

I wish I could fly. Or like float/swim through the air like it was water, bc then I would just take naps while levitating all the time. Just a cheeky air nap.

if i could just exist in my bed under my comfy blanket with the windows open, a candle lit, and a long playlist of indie music ive never heard before for the rest of eternity i would be the happiest soul in the world

why am i re-entering my hamilton era??? i listened to wait for it on repeat for 3 hours the other day with zero shame and i spent most of today singing my shot word for word from memory. what is happening??