Anthonywoodville - We Men Are Wretched Things

Two nice things about Benedict Cumberbatch: 

1) he has pretty eyes;

2) he has a nice voice.

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

dboh v ux

“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

My mom got a dog. This is a horrible decision.

“hearts can starve as well as bodies; give us bread, but give us roses”

@hwaetever should like this, I think

(originally taken from Facebook, baker/bread artisan was credited as Vanessa Munroe) EDIT: Found the baker’s Twitter!: https://twitter.com/vanessa_munroe

Some advice for dressmakers:

1. Pockets are a thing. 2. Breasts are a thing.

Leave room in your design for both.

fanfiction things that shouldn’t exist: Harry befriending Bellatrix Lestrange

it makes no logical sense

PRINCE PHILIP IN NAIROBI OMG OMG HOLY SHIT

Am I the inly one seeing Crockpot Cold Water?

The neural network has weird ideas about what humans like to eat

So I’ve been training this neural network to generate cookbook recipes by letting it look at tens of thousands of existing recipes.

The generated titles can get a bit odd.

There’s a creativity variable I can set when the network is generating new recipes, and when I set it low, it comes up with its best guess at the most quintessential recipe titles:

Cream Cheese Soup Cream Of Sour Cream Cheese Soup Chocolate Cake (Chocolate Cake) Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake Chocolate Chicken Chicken Cake Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake Chocolate Chips Chocolate Chips With Chocolate Chips

When I tell it to get creative, things get even weirder.

Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese Chocolate Chops & Chocolate Chips Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas Beasy Mist Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard Chocolate Pickle Sauce Whole Chicken Cookies Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom Star * Cover Meats Out Of Meat Completely Meat Circle Completely Meat Chocolate Pie Cabbage Pot Cookies Artichoke Gelatin Dogs Crockpot Cold Water

Didn't stop men from complaining about Orange is the New Black...

What I hate about Vikings is the idea that all of Aslaug’s sons, save Ivar (and slightly Ubbe) don’t want to avenge her due to her mistakes as a parent (Not even realizing their mother was physical and emotionally abused, and also very neglected which led to her neglect of them), and yet they’re all in favor of avenging Ragnar. Why? Cause Ragnar was father of the year? It’s not like he didn’t constantly abandon his family and was never content with his share in life. Why does Ragnar deserve to be avenged and Aslaug doesn’t. 

I smell sexism.