Am I The Inly One Seeing Crockpot Cold Water?

You know, I don’t feel sorry for those people that get their marriage proposals rejected in public. Obviously, they didn’t discuss anything with their partners before that, so it’s their fault really. Who makes that kind of decision like that? It’s not like marriage is serious, am I right? Nooo, let me just propose to this girl in a football field during the finals, because why wouldn’t she be ecstatic??? I’m a catch, bro. This isn’t the 19th century. Talk to your partners, you idiots. 

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

HIS SHIRT CAME OPEN SO FUCKING SMOOTH…EVERYTHING HE DOES IS SMOOTH. KILLME.

CR: @chattyang

@constantly-nocturnal Ah, I see! Right, that makes sense. That wasn't my intention, though. Honestly, the gif is just there for the visual effect. Though I think my wishing to see the end of those things doesn't necessarily means they have to stop writing it, gif or no. But I will say that this is a rant and if any person stops writing that due to my post I won't complain. It'll mean better fanfiction and I am for that, always.

fanfiction things that shouldn’t exist: Harry befriending Bellatrix Lestrange

it makes no logical sense

good homeopathy: i use lavender because it smells nice and helps me sleep

bad homeopathy: i use lavender and it smells so nice that i stop getting vaccinated

Two nice things about Benedict Cumberbatch: 

1) he has pretty eyes;

2) he has a nice voice.

Yes, exactly. There’s no God, you see. Only sheep.

I try not to judge people’ favorite historical figures but I cannot help but side-eye the fuck out of anyone who claims they really like Henry VIII… 

oh my god i ate so much. there's five types of dessert. i am a weak person

merry christmas my dudes

Re-watching Poldark season 1 and I can’t believe Ross blamed Demelza for what Francis did to him and his company. What, so because he didn’t approve of Verity’s lover boy, he got to ruin two families, Ross’ business and possibly his marriage, but it’s Demelza’s fault for being a supportive friend? Excuse you, but no. If Francis thinks his “betrayed” feelings are more important than people’s literal lives and means of supporting themselves, then he’s an asshole and he can go die in a ditch.

Also, Ross is a jerk to Demelza, like, 87% of the time.