Today I Found Out That Victor Hugo Has Had More Sex Than Possibly Almost Any Other Human That Has Lived

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

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7 years ago

Re-watching Poldark season 1 and I can’t believe Ross blamed Demelza for what Francis did to him and his company. What, so because he didn’t approve of Verity’s lover boy, he got to ruin two families, Ross’ business and possibly his marriage, but it’s Demelza’s fault for being a supportive friend? Excuse you, but no. If Francis thinks his “betrayed” feelings are more important than people’s literal lives and means of supporting themselves, then he’s an asshole and he can go die in a ditch.

Also, Ross is a jerk to Demelza, like, 87% of the time.


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8 years ago

Because even if they considered doing it together, after all they went through together Ron should've believed him. Because after all those years of death defying friendship Harry wouldn't have entered alone if he could. If he was the one who put his name in, he would've dragged Ron with him and if Ron is the type of person that can't see that or would ignore that about his friend then he is not a very good friend in return. I may be forgetting something but I don't recall any instance where Harry ever lied about something like that to Ron and Hermione.

It always pissed me off that Ron didn’t believe Harry didn’t enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament. I mean, this is the guy who defended him from Malfoy in the Express, who fought a troll and smuggled a dragon with him, who shared what he saw in the Mirror of Erised with him, went through the challenges to save the Philosopher’s Stone from Quirrel and that’s just in first year! And that little shit had the gall to turn to him and call him an attention seeking liar and a glory hound? I still can’t believe Harry forgave him. That kid has no self-esteem. If it was me, I would have kick Ron in the balls and refused to even look at him again.

7 years ago

Things that make no sense #364: Harry Potter/Lord Voldemort pairings. I don’t know who came up with it but whoever you are, I want you to know it's bollocks.


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7 years ago

How do you politely tell people their fic is complete shit and makes no sense?


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8 years ago

My favorite part about this is that there's nothing in there saying they will only walk with women. Everyone whi ever felt threatened alone can benefit from good people like them, regardless of gender.

Three Cheers For These Guys [x]

Three cheers for these guys [x]


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3 years ago

@歷蜀記Lishuji

🍲火鍋底料 hot pot base

7 years ago

You need to write about a random Scottish sheep farmer in the Highlands. One that can’t read and has no neighbours. Only him, his wife, five daughters and three sons and their desperate fight for survival in complete isolation.

I try not to judge people’ favorite historical figures but I cannot help but side-eye the fuck out of anyone who claims they really like Henry VIII… 


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7 years ago

Yes, exactly. There’s no God, you see. Only sheep.

I try not to judge people’ favorite historical figures but I cannot help but side-eye the fuck out of anyone who claims they really like Henry VIII… 


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