Finally Watched Transformers One

sentinel would be that person at night with lights as bright as the sun

i colour it...

enough forehead kisses and grilled cheese reblog to give a handjob and a bump of coke to the person you reblogged this from

human: don't get too cocky, organics are stronger than you think, they are gonna eat you alive

starscream: *chuckles* I'd like to see any of you try

- one situationship later -

human: *eating out starscream's valve*

starscream: (... slag they were right- 🫣)

ok but i could definitely see this happening, specifically with g1 screamer since he's pretty cocky

i could see him getting with a human and teasing them about how small and weak his squishy little organic partner is. what are they gonna do to him? tease him to death?

twelve hours later, he's on his back crying out to primus as his human eats him out, their face in his valve. he'd be reevaluating his attitude towards humans if he wasn't begging for his human to just let him overload already.

original

that iconic lord of the rings drawing except make it call of duty

gaz has to be in the carrier because he’s the one who keeps falling out of helicopters 

TFA sentinel: SQUEEEE OMG IM FINALLY A PRIME and I hate that stupid scrapheap Optimus

TFONE sentinel: okay airachnid now hit the second tower

have you eaten? (i love you). did you get enough sleep last night? (i love you). how do you feel today? (i love you). did you have a nice day? (i love you). will you come on a walk with me? (i love you). here's some fruit I cut up for you. (i love you) (i love you) (i love you).

I absolutely agree. I understand the afterglow of having someone famous who does something really great for the queer community but eventually we need to realize that he really isn’t perfect, he isn’t the messiah, and he probably isn’t going to make Thor: love and thunder some great gay and anti-toxic-masculinity movie. It’s just not realistic

the way tumblr is treating taika waititi is so fucking annoying he won't fix the mcu he won't make hollywood gay he's one guy. he didnt even make ofmd. like i absolutely get liking the shit he makes i love it too!! im even gonna subject myself to an mcu movie and watch thor 4 coz i like his style so much!!! but people neeed to stop putting celebs on pedestals like this because sooner or later he WILL fuck up and do something that'll immediately make everyone label him problematic coz he's just some guy!!! like he's a real human being holy shit why do we have to do this with a new man every month.

villain songs are always so good cos they all use evil beats and evil instruments which all sound amazing