do NOT let ingo and emmet around this motherfucker, he will be dead on the curb within HOURS
best part of running games of jackbox for random library teens was definitely all the times when jackbox would prompt them to be vulgar and i would be like i hope everyone can really impress me with how clever and not obvious their jokes are and this completely worked on them they were like i must find a joke even better than cum. but is it possible...? i must try. for Her. a woman who i just met who works at the library
me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...
the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do
I didn't know that I didn't know.
Well then I must be very good at not dying because i am quite short!
well, it’s like i always say—what doesn’t kill you makes you longer!
Its the best voice line in any video game ever
Mario and Luigi brothership is amazing of course but I can't be the only one that keeps smiling widely like a kid who's opening christmas gifts every time Luigi says "leave it to me!"
idk man im just kinda crazy. A little bit insane, if you will
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