Looking At It Now, All The Posts About My Crushes, Cute Boys At Parties And Sentimental Delusions Didn't

whenever i tell my friends i’m never invited to their parties, the only answer i get is ‘oh i never get invited either, you know.. there was just this one time when-’

bitch you’re the one planning the parties and you’re invited to other people’s so just be honest and tell me you don’t like me instead of being such an asshole

some people are so tall and beautiful and here I sit, 5′4 and resembling a shrunken mountain troll

i feel so ashamed, making a big deal out of it...

i just.. i don’t know, i just realized i was lying to myself, and now that the reality hit me in the face, i gotta accept it.

Character: What are you doing?

Me: Just thinking about what's gonna happen to you

Character: Tell me

Me: No you'll see later

Character: Fine

Character: *waits a long time*

Character: I DIDN'T WANT TO FALL IN LOVE DELETE THIS

Me: I like it

Character: I DON'T

Me: Ok so what do you want next?

Character: KILL ME, END MY SUFFERING

Me: I think it'll be nice if you have children

Character: DON'T-

Character: *has children*

Character:

Me: Perfect.

Character: Fuck you.

feel your heart crack open and let your blood meet your tears

I JUST HAD THE SECOND WATTPAD MOMENT OF MY LIFE TODAY I CAN DIE IN PEACE

Once in 6th grade I had to read a text in history class and when I saw “JC” I said “Jesus Christ or maybe Julius Caesar, I don’t know” and everyone stared at me and started laughing even the teacher

i just wanna go home and cry while he holds me in his arms

just lent money to a guy i didn't know and he said he'd get me a drink someday and he'll pay me back :)

(no worries i don't know him but he's friends with my friends so it's safe and he's a good guy)

me all day every day 

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