Damn Do I Feel This

ok fine maybe community notes was a good idea

I HAVE A DATE ON TUESDAY

I think it’s a date

I said “it’s a date” and he hearted it

I think that counts as a confirmation from her?

My crush like me bacc hehe

Am hap

You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

“Facts don’t care about your feelings… unless we’re having trouble controlling you, then my feelings matter and your facts don’t.”

wait I’m confused is this supposed to be horror?! it started sweet then seemed gay but also a touch of p3d0 and maybe !nc3$t vibes?!

The feminine urge to give a broken little girl all the attention, affection, and love that was denied her, making her feel genuinely safe and wanted for the first time in her life. Holding her close and stroking her hair as you reassure her that you'll never be apart again, finally fulfilling the broken promise of intimacy and unconditional love that family was meant to be. Seeing her realize that she finally has a real home in your heart as her sweet, innocent little sister, forever and always. Feeling her breath hitch and heart begin to race in confusion when you finally slide your hands underneath her clothes and caress her soft little pliable body. Whispering sickly sweet reassurances in her ear that it's all okay as you reach into her underwear, that this is just what sisters that truly love each other do, that it wouldn't be right to let anyone else play with her like this now, that she's yours and only yours.

Zee penguin... He sterez eentoo yoor SOOOOOLE!!!!

I’m a barista and got pronoun pin even though I’m cis-assumed most of the time now. I’m confused as to how it’s me “wanting to be offended”. Like sincerely. Bless this commenter for calling out that bullshit.

I will take the sweet baby yes pls

put that Ralts in a box please

free Kittenz

Daily Ralts line #11.6 - Ralts

This right here. Masculinity is “sweet goofball” energy and I will not be taking notes at this time.

Women are cool as fuck, but I also like when men do cute things.

I like when they're gentle and patient with animals or children.

I like when they do something masculine and get all excited and proud of themselves and look to see if you were impressed.

I like when they have a dumb (but largely harmless) idea and spend all day making it happen, then either fail hilariously or succeed in spite of common sense and jump around hooting and hollering with the boys.

I like when they completely derail a conversation with a well-placed dad joke.

I like how a man can be a smart sensible person, but the moment you put him in a room with a bunch of other dudes he gets along with, they all form a hive mind collectively sharing one brain cell.

Basically, men are cute in their natural state, but too many get brainwashed into being heartless controlling monsters and then spend their lives angry and lonely when they can't form an honest intimate connection with anyone.

Like, fellas, all you gotta do to be attractive is just be a sincere, caring human being, with all the limitations and flaws that come with that. You can still be a big masculine badass if you want! Doing your best to protect and lift up those around you in spite of your weaknesses and flaws is infinitely more attractive than being successful at everything but hurting everyone who gets close.

Anyway, huge props to all the men out there who put in the work to unlearn all the toxic bullshit they're told all the time about how "real men" act. Y'all are brave and handsome and cool, and the world is better with you in it!

That includes trans men, gnc men, non-binary men, and all other men who don't fit the traditional definition of "man"!

Keep being fantastic fellas! 💖