I Am Not Even A Little Bit Sorry For The Person I Become When There’s New Content About My Favorite

can’t believe i finally did this trend for a 1980s horror movie

If you don’t ship Cherik I honestly don’t trust you

You go to your friend’s house and Jeff Bezos is there. You’re like “are you insane? That’s Jeff Bezos, he’s evil, we need to throw him out” and your friend tries to convince you that no poor Jeff Bezos has amnesia and is in a lot of trouble so you have to help him. This is insane to you but you’re in love with your friend so you’re like okay…and then Jeff Bezos regains his memories and runs off to live out his queer love story. You’re like “well that was INSANE wasn’t it? Let’s go do boozy brunch to get over it and also I might be in love with you”…..but your friend/love of your life is like “this is awkward but I’m actually the new CEO of Amazon”…….that would be terrible wouldn’t it? Well something really similar happened to my good friend crowley

and i would like to spend—hHmrmMmm

why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

santa saw you reading all that gay porn

well, hes a fine young man. if you overlook the atrocities

girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

Sorry if some of these overlap a little/if I left out something obvious kajbdsjkd I tried my best haha. And that's why there's an "other" option!