You Go To Your Friend’s House And Jeff Bezos Is There. You’re Like “are You Insane? That’s Jeff

why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

we NEED to talk about just how fucking funny it was when gabriel asked if there was anything he could do to make crowley feel better about how much he hates him crowley looked him dead in the eye and went "yea actually. kill yourself". cunt's not dead

Favourite Jeffrey Combs characters [4/?]

Anton Mordrid in Doctor Mordrid (1992)

Who else wants to just grab Crowley and scream this at him..... this is probably most of the fandom rn

good omens 2 is like being given a box of six powdered sugar donuts but the last one isn’t powdered sugar, surprise it’s cocaine

francesca danelli is like dan's dan

sorry this has been plaguing my mind since i first watched the movie

bitches be like “this is my comfort character” and it’s a middle aged man who’s committed atrocities unknown to man

aziraphale is gonna turn into such a massive bitch in heaven because the coffee is gonna suck and he's going to want to do things the human way and all the angels will be like "what are you doing we have powers for that" and he'll be like "but I like doing it this way" and then he'll get peer pressured into not doing it this way and he'll keep throwing huge hissy fits and be like "oh if only I had someone to complain to" and then everyone will be like "how's the second coming of Christ coming along?" and he'll be like "oh fine fine" when in actuality he's spying on crowley bawling his eyes out to fleetwood mac in a tesco parking lot on a company monitor like a pervert